He's had to clamber up a fence jump over a small ledge and then jump up again to sit outside our balcony doors to be let in.
The electric catflap downstairs that automatically opens for him is obviously far too much effort.

Also this happened today.
#prouddad

They're multiplying

Gloomy day on holidays, so one of the resident kittens has found somewhere warm for a sleep.

Fairly standard that we can go from an attacking free kick to being two down in the space of 5 minutes. #qpr
@qpr.co.uk

Hi-viz double whammy!

Will be framing this and presenting it as evidence on the regular occasions my wife calls me childish

Not a real word according to the Times App

Of course it fucking is, the ghouls

Idly checking out the scores in the Chinese Super League and thought it necessary to bring to your attention the captain of Beijing Gouan.

He's a triffic lad and, yeah sure, would love to have him play for me.
Will I sign him? Who knows, our people are talking and that's all I can say.

Top of the table*

*for the last 10 games

Xmas day hangover is really hitting us hard today.

Is it because people really like the idea of meeting up with friends for a few drinks, a chat and coming home with change from £20?

Socialising and social spaces are the backbone of society and should be treated as such