Me, in 1940s variety voice: Gersh once Gaga for groypers now sees no pay in the paglia pussycats

Guy sent over to help me at the supermarket self check out: it’s asking if you have any coupons just hit skip,

What else can you say about Curry, dude pretty much won that singlehandedly. I'm starting to think he has a thing against the French.

love sochan immediately getting in front of dray too

what is good criticism if not new and somewhat distressing noises (i'm like 3/4 serious)

Relationships to media die, or are damaged, same as any relationship. I'm estranged from my family, which colors basically the rest of my childhood, and it's very much the same thing. I think you have to have a stronger bond with your values—that'll see you through, & temper your feelings.

One of my big what-ifs in life was not attending UVA (I was wait-listed and got my acceptance after I'd already been at Lehigh for half a semester) and everything they've done in the past year has made me feel like I dodged a bullet.

look sometimes you wake up the next day like "wait I was onto something profound in that google doc" and you fire it up and it says "the writing process as a tomato (tomatoe?) neither fruit nor vegtables"

luke you live in Australia don't y'all have centipedes the size of engine belts

oh man this is so well put and apropos to everything I've been thinking about (is this what it feels like for a reporter to be scooped?) bsky.app/profile/hage...

also do other languages have access to vocalized bracketing because I need that desperately

like you have to read this stuff and realize that you are their actual audience. if everybody stopped sharing thomas chatterton williams' college application-ass essays tomorrow he would disappear from his french cottage at midnight leaving only a rat in a rumpled Charles Tyrwhitt linen ensemble

the soundtrack should play whenever he walks