Wile E. Peyote
@niceandinnocent.bsky.social
Me every time I see a Starbucks next to a bank next to a Chipotle next to a Just Salad next to a Starbucks
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me every time I see a Starbucks next to a bank next to a Chipotle next to a Just Salad next to a Starbucks
Her coming out of the subway "I came to Jersey FOR THIS?"
November 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Her coming out of the subway "I came to Jersey FOR THIS?"
Doing a little job searching and this is the first thing I see on LinkedIn
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Doing a little job searching and this is the first thing I see on LinkedIn
Is this dude wearing a helmet
November 15, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Is this dude wearing a helmet
Dollar stores are gated up, bank is like "fuck is you gonna do?"
November 15, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Dollar stores are gated up, bank is like "fuck is you gonna do?"
These dumb gates look better with the graffiti on them dipshits
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
These dumb gates look better with the graffiti on them dipshits
And my laptop sticker proves I'm not doing a bit here
November 15, 2025 at 1:46 AM
And my laptop sticker proves I'm not doing a bit here
Could have been better but I'm not doing another take
November 14, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Could have been better but I'm not doing another take
The crash. It's hard to tell in the video but he couldn't make up his mind so I had to go down
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 AM
The crash. It's hard to tell in the video but he couldn't make up his mind so I had to go down
Part 1 (skip to part 3 for the crash but this shit looks cool)
November 14, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Part 1 (skip to part 3 for the crash but this shit looks cool)
As soon as I get home
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 AM
As soon as I get home
He doesn't want help he just wants you to watch
November 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
He doesn't want help he just wants you to watch
my commute in 90 seconds
November 13, 2025 at 7:10 PM
my commute in 90 seconds
Is that a Labubu? Is this why I suddenly feel a strong sense of cringe? Is it why I desperately want to insert this man into a high school locker? You're not an incel man you're just an unfuckable dork. I hate this dude so much.
November 13, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Is that a Labubu? Is this why I suddenly feel a strong sense of cringe? Is it why I desperately want to insert this man into a high school locker? You're not an incel man you're just an unfuckable dork. I hate this dude so much.
Bitch just say it I know you have something on your mind
November 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Bitch just say it I know you have something on your mind
Look at this fucking cute alien friend
November 12, 2025 at 12:10 PM
Look at this fucking cute alien friend
Yes I have a light, no I haven't charged it in a year.
Yes I have a helmet, it's hanging on the handlebars of my other bike.
(I do wear condoms though)
Yes I have a helmet, it's hanging on the handlebars of my other bike.
(I do wear condoms though)
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Yes I have a light, no I haven't charged it in a year.
Yes I have a helmet, it's hanging on the handlebars of my other bike.
(I do wear condoms though)
Yes I have a helmet, it's hanging on the handlebars of my other bike.
(I do wear condoms though)
Me:
"Why the fuck does everyone act like they didn't see me coming until the last minute"
Also me:
"Why the fuck does everyone act like they didn't see me coming until the last minute"
Also me:
November 12, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Me:
"Why the fuck does everyone act like they didn't see me coming until the last minute"
Also me:
"Why the fuck does everyone act like they didn't see me coming until the last minute"
Also me:
