Wile E. Peyote
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who called it cunnilingus instead of amuse bouche
Me every time I see a Starbucks next to a bank next to a Chipotle next to a Just Salad next to a Starbucks
November 16, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Me every time I see a Starbucks next to a bank next to a Chipotle next to a Just Salad next to a Starbucks
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There's nothing wrong with sucking your friend's dick
November 15, 2025 at 5:50 AM
There's nothing wrong with sucking your friend's dick
BTW I have an NYC girl coming to my place in Jersey today. Ask a New Yorker if you don't understand what kind of an accomplishment that is.
One way to get over someone is to have sex with 5 other people in quick succession.
Probably.
We'll find out tonight after #5
Probably.
We'll find out tonight after #5
November 16, 2025 at 6:38 PM
BTW I have an NYC girl coming to my place in Jersey today. Ask a New Yorker if you don't understand what kind of an accomplishment that is.
One way to get over someone is to have sex with 5 other people in quick succession.
Probably.
We'll find out tonight after #5
Probably.
We'll find out tonight after #5
November 16, 2025 at 6:21 PM
One way to get over someone is to have sex with 5 other people in quick succession.
Probably.
We'll find out tonight after #5
Probably.
We'll find out tonight after #5
Doing a little job searching and this is the first thing I see on LinkedIn
November 16, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Doing a little job searching and this is the first thing I see on LinkedIn
Post-coitally talking about possibly filming some content is a thing people do these days
November 16, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Post-coitally talking about possibly filming some content is a thing people do these days
Her "I'm gonna leave if you're going to fall asleep"
Me "Bitch it's 3 o'clock in the morning what did you think I'm gonna do?"
Me "Bitch it's 3 o'clock in the morning what did you think I'm gonna do?"
November 16, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Her "I'm gonna leave if you're going to fall asleep"
Me "Bitch it's 3 o'clock in the morning what did you think I'm gonna do?"
Me "Bitch it's 3 o'clock in the morning what did you think I'm gonna do?"
She sent me a voice note. I can't listen to it until tomorrow because I'm going to a party tonight
November 15, 2025 at 11:07 PM
She sent me a voice note. I can't listen to it until tomorrow because I'm going to a party tonight
I love when they build huge strip malls that are mostly parking lot but never think about how all of those cars are supposed to get in and out.
GOTTA HAVE FREE PARKING THOUGH!
GOTTA HAVE FREE PARKING THOUGH!
November 15, 2025 at 9:09 PM
I love when they build huge strip malls that are mostly parking lot but never think about how all of those cars are supposed to get in and out.
GOTTA HAVE FREE PARKING THOUGH!
GOTTA HAVE FREE PARKING THOUGH!
No thought is too stupid to post
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 PM
No thought is too stupid to post
Getting a boner as you're dying is called rigor moredick
November 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Getting a boner as you're dying is called rigor moredick
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MISSIONARY: And he that lives by the sword shall perish by the sword.
GERMANIC CHIEFTAIN: So you’re saying keep it up and I’m guaranteed a warrior’s death?
MISSIONARY: …You know what? Sure.
GERMANIC CHIEFTAIN: This Josh guy fucking rules.
GERMANIC CHIEFTAIN: So you’re saying keep it up and I’m guaranteed a warrior’s death?
MISSIONARY: …You know what? Sure.
GERMANIC CHIEFTAIN: This Josh guy fucking rules.
November 15, 2025 at 5:09 PM
MISSIONARY: And he that lives by the sword shall perish by the sword.
GERMANIC CHIEFTAIN: So you’re saying keep it up and I’m guaranteed a warrior’s death?
MISSIONARY: …You know what? Sure.
GERMANIC CHIEFTAIN: This Josh guy fucking rules.
GERMANIC CHIEFTAIN: So you’re saying keep it up and I’m guaranteed a warrior’s death?
MISSIONARY: …You know what? Sure.
GERMANIC CHIEFTAIN: This Josh guy fucking rules.
The girl I'm seeing tomorrow has my all time favorite nipples
November 15, 2025 at 5:27 PM
The girl I'm seeing tomorrow has my all time favorite nipples
Things could always be worse...
and they will be
and they will be
November 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Things could always be worse...
and they will be
and they will be
Girl you simply must get your pussy ate by somebody who's only in it for the love of the game
November 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Girl you simply must get your pussy ate by somebody who's only in it for the love of the game
I always make my dog run up all 4 flights so she never gets old
November 15, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I always make my dog run up all 4 flights so she never gets old
What is it with Catholics and defending pedophiles. If you're still catholic, what the fuck is wrong with you? The shit is made up anyway but why do you have to stick with the child fucking religion?
Holy shit. They're really doing it. They're doing "actually pedophilia is good now." The debasement of the American Right is complete.
MEGYN KELLY IS RIGHT ABOUT EPSTEIN - Catholic League
Bill Donohue
www.catholicleague.org
November 15, 2025 at 2:04 PM
What is it with Catholics and defending pedophiles. If you're still catholic, what the fuck is wrong with you? The shit is made up anyway but why do you have to stick with the child fucking religion?
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THEY'RE CALLED TWINKS, COOP. REALLY PRETTY BOYS. SOMETIMES WITH VERY STRONG MUSCLES. I SEE 'EM ALL THE TIME AT THE BAR. THEY'RE MOSTLY INTERESTED IN OLDER MEN WITH BIGGER BODIES. IT'S A CONTRAST THING
November 15, 2025 at 8:14 AM
THEY'RE CALLED TWINKS, COOP. REALLY PRETTY BOYS. SOMETIMES WITH VERY STRONG MUSCLES. I SEE 'EM ALL THE TIME AT THE BAR. THEY'RE MOSTLY INTERESTED IN OLDER MEN WITH BIGGER BODIES. IT'S A CONTRAST THING
Gonna have more sex this weekend than you did in the past 6 months.
November 15, 2025 at 1:24 PM
Gonna have more sex this weekend than you did in the past 6 months.
It took her almost a year to figure it out.
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters
Kamala Harris criticized Joe Biden's Administration, saying they should have been more willing to publicly criticize Israeli leader Benjamin Netanyahu over Gaza
The post ‘We Should’ve Done More’: Kamala Harris Slams Biden Admin Over Netanyahu Support and Praises Pro-Palestine Protesters first appeared on Mediaite.
dlvr.it
November 15, 2025 at 1:05 PM
It took her almost a year to figure it out.
My upper thigh is a little sore today. Joints are good tho.
The crash. It's hard to tell in the video but he couldn't make up his mind so I had to go down
November 15, 2025 at 6:48 AM
My upper thigh is a little sore today. Joints are good tho.
JUST STOP POSTING AND DRINK SOME WATER
November 15, 2025 at 6:43 AM
JUST STOP POSTING AND DRINK SOME WATER
These dumb gates look better with the graffiti on them dipshits
November 15, 2025 at 6:33 AM
These dumb gates look better with the graffiti on them dipshits
Close quarters bike riding is paradoxically easier going fast VS slow. I'm a ninja at 30mph but I'm like a widdle baby at 5mph. Working on it.
November 15, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Close quarters bike riding is paradoxically easier going fast VS slow. I'm a ninja at 30mph but I'm like a widdle baby at 5mph. Working on it.
One time I was sitting at a bar with a Chinese dude talking to some Irish girls when 3 Hacidic boys came in and I was like "wait am I the punchline"
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 AM
One time I was sitting at a bar with a Chinese dude talking to some Irish girls when 3 Hacidic boys came in and I was like "wait am I the punchline"