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It's chaos time!

It's a jackal! Klingon House of Nex'. Fursuiter. Psychologist. Professor. Researcher. Acolyte of Saint Anthony Bourdain. Agent of chaos! PFP by Mechanic Coyote

Husbando = @loopydawolf.bsky.social | He/They | L43? | #RadarDog #OrbCru
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November 23, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Americans need go back to our roots.

Tar and feather. And thst is not an innocent event.
November 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I guess Americans are getting woke to how Trump and the GOP are just using them as sad rubes to make a buck.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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They turned it off because every grifting ragebait account was discovered to be LARPing.
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based.

Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
I'm going to spam this. 😂
when your friends are helping you be a little more extroverted at the function
I might have posted this before but I am still looking for a situation where this panel would be relevant as a reaction pic. I haven’t found it yet, so the search continues.
November 23, 2025 at 8:15 PM
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Well, bad news Batman-
November 23, 2025 at 6:11 PM
KFC is trying to get people to go buy their $4.99 colonel's chicken pot pie.

Big mistake.

I guarantee you'll end up idling away an afternoon on the loo.
November 23, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Boot HP

Go to your library and checkout Le Guin's Wizard of Earthsea series.
Getting so really tired of people thinking "death of the artists" means "I can enjoy this and completely ignore that the artist is an arse and using their wealth and status to try and eradicate a minority". It does not mean that! (the OP here gets it by the way, so yes stop supporting HP)
Hey yall not what I wanted to do on my birthday but let it be clear

"Death of the artist" is all well & good but you cannot Seperate the art from the artist when the artist is still alive, a terf & every penny they recieve reinforces their beliefs & is used to actively harm Trans folks!

Let it Go!
November 23, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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Twitter had to turn off its location feature within hours because thousands of prominent and "verified" MAGA accounts turned out to be foreign and I think it's hilarious that Elon was the one who exposed them all
November 22, 2025 at 9:05 PM
I'm channeling the Macho Man energy!!!!
a man in a pink jacket is holding a microphone while talking to two men in tuxedos .
Alt: The resplendent Macho Man Randy Savage is dressed in pink with a banger pink cowboy hat saying "you may not like it but accept it."
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I got 5 vaccines in one CVS visit last week. All 5 in one arm. Woopty doo. I had a sore arm for two days. Unfortunately, I did not grow an alligator tail.

Get your vax.
November 23, 2025 at 4:22 PM
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September 23, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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In chapter 99 of "these are weird times" I currently find myself on Team Tapper.
CASSIDY: I know it's titillating, but I think we need to move beyond the titillation

TAPPER: This isn't about titillation. This is about the fact that you are the chairman of the health committee and you voted to confirm somebody that by all accounts is actually making America less healthy
November 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
😂😂😂😂😂😂
‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 23, 2025 at 2:47 PM
It's amazing how much trash gets advertised this time of year. It's like, "buy my crap!" And, "here's the best trash you could buy!" Good grief.
November 23, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Here's Sunday Legolas.
Legolas Smile GIF
ALT: Legolas Smile GIF
media.tenor.com
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 PM
*lifts leg*

Hi.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I love how my damn phone ingested AI so I now need to use the AI to shut the thing off.

I really hate technology. I would be very happy with 1958 world.
November 23, 2025 at 4:15 AM
My yeet 2025 party budget is set. We're doing Oprah money.
November 23, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Fun fact.

Jackal has a telescope spyglass (fully operable) engraved to the Prince of Wales from the American Revolution period.
November 23, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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Oil painting, 2015
November 23, 2025 at 2:43 AM
I, for one, am not fleeing the U.S., Florida, or otherwise, and am not letting big f'n #losers like the #dotard or #DeathSantis steal and ruin this all on us. I'll stay right here and be a big problem.
November 23, 2025 at 3:22 AM
And for y'all newer sorts who know not what you followed...

There is a high probability that Nex' is not sane. And that is okay.
November 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
American Revolution classic songs remixed in EDM be a real vibe.
November 23, 2025 at 3:14 AM