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Sage advice from the best source there is: video games.

Made this because the original vgadvisor deactivated their account for some reason. Should they return I'll deactivate this account. Tag me or send DM for submissions.
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Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak (GBA, 2002)
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Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit! (SNES, 1994)
Al Borland is speaking to Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor. He's saying, "Everyone knows that real craftsmen don't need more power, Tim."
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (Multiplatform, 2013)
Raiden is saying, "Being legal doesn't make ti right."
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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instructions for gamers
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Babysitting Mama (Wii, 2010)
Mama is holding a baby and she's saying, "Good babysitters never shake the baby." Mama is holding a baby and saying, "Be careful. Don't shake the baby." Mama is holding a baby and she's saying, "Treat the baby gently. Never shake the baby." Mama is holding a baby and, you guessed it, saying, "Mama says, Never, ever shake the baby."
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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"You can't throw cabbage into an elbow pipe. Why, you ask? Heck, I don't know. See ya." ~ Grandpa Mole, Mole Mania (1996)
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Dispatch
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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YES SAKURAI SORRY SAKURAI
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Me, ten years ago: "I love technology! It enables such incredible things, and it's only going to create more wonders in the future!"

Me, now:
Aina from Demonschool saying: "The important thing is we have to smash all technology to bits. That'll prove to you there's demons in there." Also, for some reason, it has an ACTIVATE WINDOWS thing in the corner because even though my Windows is actually activated, Windows is a hell program made out of bullshit.
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Tomodachi Life (3DS, 2013)
One Mii (resembling Samus Aran from Metroid) is whispering to another Mii (resembling Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote). She's saying, "If you have a snack at midnight..." The Samus Mii continues, "you'll burp out ghosts!"
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair (Multiplatform, 2012)
The character Hiyoko Saionji has a mischievous smile on her face and she's saying, "Did you know asbestos is yummy, too? You should try some later!" NOTE: Please do not try to eat asbestos
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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A screenshot from OFF (2025). The Judge (a weird cat) says: "Many people require my services, you know. Everybody loves cats."
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (GBA, 2006)
Santa Claus/Scott Calvin/Tim Allen stands in front of a big, red question mark. A text box at the top of the screen reads, "Avoid freezing by jumping past..." "spikes and snowballs."
September 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Pokémon Legends: Arceus (Switch, 2022)
An NPC named Serotina is speaking to the player character. They're saying, "Time helps us to learn and grow--that's what we're all told." Seotina continues: "But time also causes us to age and eventually die. Just something to think about."
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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EarthBound (SNES, 1995)
An NPC is speaking to Ness outside the library. She's saying "If she's in a good mood, a lady in the library will kiss you."
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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Some good advice from our folks at the Famicom Detective Club
@newvgadvisor.bsky.social #famicom #nintendo #switch
November 17, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Body Harvest (N64, 1998)
The protagonist is standing in front a sign. It reads: POLLSTURA SUBURBS CAUTION! Elderly Residents! Please drive slowly and quietly.
November 16, 2025 at 3:26 PM
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A screenshot from the Playstation 2 game Berwick Saga where an NPC says "Maybe this will help: Look for someone who isn't actively trying to kill you."
November 15, 2025 at 10:52 PM
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Reciever 2 (PC, 2020)
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A screenshot of reciever 2, saying "Falling from heights can cause injury, or even death."
November 15, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Bomberman 64 (N64, 1997)
Sirius is speaking to Bomberman. He's saying, "Keep in mind that you should walk when you're in closed-in, dangerous areas, but feel free to run in open, safe areas."
November 15, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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ghost in the shell: stand alone complex / psp
g-artists, 2005
August 13, 2023 at 7:45 AM
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The Titan Hecate from Hades 2 offering advice. She says: "time spent being good to oneself is never wasted."
November 15, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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One Piece (GBA, 2005)
Luffy is speaking to Zoro. He's saying, "If you fight the Navy with me, you will be a rogue."
November 14, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Commands for Gamers
November 14, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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Batman: Arkham Asylum
November 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM