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New Video Game Advisor
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Sage advice from the best source there is: video games.

Made this because the original vgadvisor deactivated their account for some reason. Should they return I'll deactivate this account. Tag me or send DM for submissions.
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Hamtaro: Ham-Ham Heartbreak (GBA, 2002)
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A Christmas Carol (DS, 2009)
Ebenezer Scrooge is sitting at a desk. A text box reads, "Look very carefully at everything. You may need to tap things in the right order to achieve your goal."
November 29, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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The Legend of Zelda: Echoes of Wisdom (Switch, 2024)
Zelda is looking at a sign that reads, "Sometimes, a good lie-down in a bed is all you need to feel better."
November 28, 2025 at 6:09 PM
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Donald Duck saying "If you're still remembering the silly stuff, we'll be fine." in KINGDOM HEARTS Chain of Memories (2004, Game Boy Advance).
November 28, 2025 at 10:31 AM
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Animal Crossing (GCN, 2002)
Franklin, the turkey, is speaking to the player character. They are pleading, "Don't eat me!" Advice many Americans will probably not be following this day. Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars (SNES, 1996)
The Chancellor is speaking to Mario. He's saying, "NEVER forget to equip new weapons and armor! Farewell and good luck!"
October 12, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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Dragon Ball FighterZ (Multiplatform, 2018)
Piccolo is looking at the viewer and saying, "You rely too much on your sight. Don't see the enemy. Feel the enemy."
November 26, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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Live A Live screenshot. A giant gold fish says “Seek you a strategy guide, at wits' end. But not before. I'd first try this and that.”
November 26, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Screenshot of Atelier Ryza 2 DX Klaudia: Listen Ryza...if someone asks you out, you don't have to say yes, even if they seem nice. Understand?
November 26, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town (GBA, 2003)
The NPC Zack is speaking with the player character. He's saying, "If your face turns blue, that means you're about to collapse."
November 25, 2025 at 7:43 PM
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Undertale (Mac/Windows, 2015)
A text box with Undyne. She's saying, "Just be your lovable old garbage self!"
November 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Home Improvement: Power Tool Pursuit! (SNES, 1994)
Al Borland is speaking to Tim "the Tool Man" Taylor. He's saying, "Everyone knows that real craftsmen don't need more power, Tim."
November 23, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (Multiplatform, 2013)
Raiden is saying, "Being legal doesn't make ti right."
November 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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instructions for gamers
November 21, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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Babysitting Mama (Wii, 2010)
Mama is holding a baby and she's saying, "Good babysitters never shake the baby." Mama is holding a baby and saying, "Be careful. Don't shake the baby." Mama is holding a baby and she's saying, "Treat the baby gently. Never shake the baby." Mama is holding a baby and, you guessed it, saying, "Mama says, Never, ever shake the baby."
November 21, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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"You can't throw cabbage into an elbow pipe. Why, you ask? Heck, I don't know. See ya." ~ Grandpa Mole, Mole Mania (1996)
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
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Dispatch
November 21, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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YES SAKURAI SORRY SAKURAI
November 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Me, ten years ago: "I love technology! It enables such incredible things, and it's only going to create more wonders in the future!"

Me, now:
Aina from Demonschool saying: "The important thing is we have to smash all technology to bits. That'll prove to you there's demons in there." Also, for some reason, it has an ACTIVATE WINDOWS thing in the corner because even though my Windows is actually activated, Windows is a hell program made out of bullshit.
November 20, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Tomodachi Life (3DS, 2013)
One Mii (resembling Samus Aran from Metroid) is whispering to another Mii (resembling Tomoko Kuroki from Watamote). She's saying, "If you have a snack at midnight..." The Samus Mii continues, "you'll burp out ghosts!"
November 20, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair (Multiplatform, 2012)
The character Hiyoko Saionji has a mischievous smile on her face and she's saying, "Did you know asbestos is yummy, too? You should try some later!" NOTE: Please do not try to eat asbestos
November 19, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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A screenshot from OFF (2025). The Judge (a weird cat) says: "Many people require my services, you know. Everybody loves cats."
November 19, 2025 at 5:22 PM
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The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause (GBA, 2006)
Santa Claus/Scott Calvin/Tim Allen stands in front of a big, red question mark. A text box at the top of the screen reads, "Avoid freezing by jumping past..." "spikes and snowballs."
September 21, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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Pokémon Legends: Arceus (Switch, 2022)
An NPC named Serotina is speaking to the player character. They're saying, "Time helps us to learn and grow--that's what we're all told." Seotina continues: "But time also causes us to age and eventually die. Just something to think about."
November 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM