Chris Newfield
@newfieldchris.bsky.social
Soul, disco, punk, funk, beer mats, jackets, real ale and Port Vale #PVFC
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"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
January 16, 2026 at 10:29 AM
"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."
Why is EVERY video about Manchester like this?
January 15, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Why is EVERY video about Manchester like this?
Someone at work with "5x award winning blogger" in their email signature.
January 15, 2026 at 8:56 AM
Someone at work with "5x award winning blogger" in their email signature.
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Labour strategists: Paedophiles are voters too.
Minister of State Alex Norris tells the BBC he won't personally come off X because it's important for communicating with voters.
None of his tweets for the last month has more than 1000 views.
None of his tweets for the last month has more than 1000 views.
January 13, 2026 at 9:50 AM
Labour strategists: Paedophiles are voters too.
Wouldn't mind Norwich in the FA Cup. Just looked it up and we haven't played them in 20 years and they seem to be utter shite at the minute.
January 12, 2026 at 2:05 PM
Wouldn't mind Norwich in the FA Cup. Just looked it up and we haven't played them in 20 years and they seem to be utter shite at the minute.
Has Morrissey blamed everything on woke record company executives trying to cancel
him yet?
him yet?
January 10, 2026 at 12:11 PM
Has Morrissey blamed everything on woke record company executives trying to cancel
him yet?
him yet?
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Saw somebody trying to cycle while wearing a Dry Robe this morning. Suffice to say, they were not having the easiest of times.
January 9, 2026 at 8:51 AM
Saw somebody trying to cycle while wearing a Dry Robe this morning. Suffice to say, they were not having the easiest of times.
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Going to fly off the shelves in Ireland.
January 7, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Going to fly off the shelves in Ireland.
Watched Marty Supreme tonight. Feel fucking knackered after that.
January 4, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Watched Marty Supreme tonight. Feel fucking knackered after that.
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The assassination of JFK affected every aspect of American society...
January 4, 2026 at 8:53 PM
The assassination of JFK affected every aspect of American society...
It’s a very Port Vale move that our 150th anniversary game gets postponed due to a frozen pitch.
January 4, 2026 at 12:12 PM
It’s a very Port Vale move that our 150th anniversary game gets postponed due to a frozen pitch.
lmao how wrong I was
That’s Darren Moore out of a job then #pvfc
December 28, 2025 at 6:01 PM
lmao how wrong I was
Well done Vale. Boxing Day well and truly ruined again.
December 26, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Well done Vale. Boxing Day well and truly ruined again.
Biddulph still flagged up to fuck and looking worse than the Shankhill
December 24, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Biddulph still flagged up to fuck and looking worse than the Shankhill
Bit of mild food poisoning to start the festive period. Delightful.
December 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Bit of mild food poisoning to start the festive period. Delightful.
Just remembered this from Friday. Of course we went on to lose and not score on Saturday. Fuming all over again.
December 22, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Just remembered this from Friday. Of course we went on to lose and not score on Saturday. Fuming all over again.
Had so many pints and so much curry last night that I woke up still full *and* I have to work today. God really does send his hardest battles to his bravest warriors.
December 22, 2025 at 10:18 AM
Had so many pints and so much curry last night that I woke up still full *and* I have to work today. God really does send his hardest battles to his bravest warriors.
Mint
🚨 Andrew Tate has been BATTERED and comprehensively beaten by a novice boxer, Chase DeMoor
December 21, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Mint
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We've done some boxing by mistake
December 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
We've done some boxing by mistake
