James Without End
LightNews LightNews
neverendingjim.bsky.social
James Without End
@neverendingjim.bsky.social
130 followers 42 following 1.4K posts
flaming bankruptcy lawyer, occasional shitposter / uses bio like an AIM away message / I'm the Scrooge of my entire genitalia / he/they
Posts Replies Media Videos
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Repurposing from the other site: Canadians watching us talk about Thanksgiving
Panel from Watchmen, with the words "six weeks" in out-of-place red font as an obvious alteration: Ozymandias standing in front of a giant mural, saying "DO it? Dan, I'm not a republic serial villain. Do you seriously think I'd explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I did it six weeks ago."
November 27, 2025 at 10:51 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Don Quixote in Man of La Mancha singing The Impossible Dream. An image of a oyster po boy taken from google image search has been pasted into the picture near the top of the staff he is holding, while a horse and a donkey in goofy medieval outfits and Sancho Panza look on relatively unimpressed
November 18, 2025 at 3:59 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
This clipboard in my building's laundry room was meant to be environmental storytelling in a bad postapocalyptic video game.
Clipboard hanging by frayed twine from a cable feeding into a breaker box, with a pen tied to it. The clipboard itself is old, with chipped white paint that doesn't match the blue of the wall behind it, and people have scratched things into it, but the only legible scratched message is a large, central, all-caps "YOU BROKE IT" that looks almost red against the white paint. A single binder clip is attached to the lower left side of the clipboard.
November 18, 2025 at 12:50 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
what perfect album came out the year you turned 16?

(gonna reveal myself as exactly the same kind of person I was at 16 with four selections)
Fallen - Evanescence Everything Goes Numb - Streetlight Manifesto Poodle Hat - "Weird Al" Yankovic Nocturama - Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
November 17, 2025 at 9:35 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Yup, now a streamer. Wikipedia "personal life" section is a bit of a ride but nothing bad.
During the 2013 season, Pence kept to a strict Paleolithic diet. There have been conflicting reports since about his retention of this diet. Also in 2013, he was diagnosed with Scheuermann's disease, a spinal disorder that usually develops in adolescence. It was not discovered in Pence until his physical before signing a five-year $90 million contract with the San Francisco Giants in September. On December 3, 2015, Pence announced his engagement to Alexis Cozombolidis, to whom he proposed at Walt Disney World. They married on November 26, 2016, and live in San Francisco. Pence appeared as himself in an episode of the television sitcom Fuller House in 2016. Pence appeared as a guest on an episode of Bill Nye Saves the World in 2017. Pence is the San Francisco host for Big League Impact, an eight-city fantasy football network created and led by longtime St. Louis Cardinals pitcher Adam Wainwright. In 2015, the organization raised more than $1 million for various charitable organizations. Pence is a video game streamer on Twitch and plays MTG. Alongside Ming Chen and others, he is the co-founder and co-owner of Coral Sword, a gaming café in Eastwood in East Houston.
November 17, 2025 at 7:53 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Wait if you've never heard of Hunter Pence does this mean I get to be the one to tell you about the trend of bringing mildly insulting signs to his away games?
Collage of four signs: 1. Hunter Pence Lathers, Rinses, Does Not Repeat 2. Hunter Pence calls it "soda" 3. Hunter Pence still uses MySpace Two people in mets jerseys holding up signs "Hunter Pence puts ketchup on his hot dog" and "Hunter Pence eats pizza with a fork" "Hunter Pence thinks the plural of 'Moose' is 'Meese'" Three signs: 1. Hunter Pence calls it the Willis Tower 2. Hunter Pence scares clowns 3. Hunter Pence saves wrapping paper
November 17, 2025 at 7:45 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
On the sliding scale this is still not as bad as the lawyer who called the judge hearing his appeal "honey" but
Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender saying "That's rough, buddy."
November 17, 2025 at 4:55 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy (not sure this actually qualifies as a meme but I'm not engaging in that line-drawing problem)
tweet by some missing bit of home (@nonbinary): i love the very low stakes of "would you suck a dick for [good thing]" yes bro lmfao i regularly suck a dick for the express purpose of sucking a dick but if you wanna drop loot after thats just a bonus" dated 11:46 a.m. on September 10, 2022.
November 17, 2025 at 2:26 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
This is still one of my favorite jokes I've made
Altered panel where a man wrapped in bandages points guns at batman. Batman is asking "Why are humans less able to have sex in water?" and the man is saying "Is it because nothing that is melted by fire melts in water, such as lead and wax? Now semen is obviously melted by fire, for until the friction heats it, it does not melt. But fish copulate without friction. -Problemata IV." Narration boxes from Batman say "Aristotle. The killer quotes Aristotle."
November 15, 2025 at 3:05 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Yeah we were worried
It's a crypto scam post from Karen's Twitter account
November 14, 2025 at 12:45 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
He's younger than me?!
Sorry but it's literally just a picture of me and the implication is that I look younger than he does but it's more of a gestalt thing, if it helps I'm wearing a dark grey suit with red-brown shoes, a pink shirt and a teal tie; my head is clean-shaven and I have a pink and turquoise guard. It's a mirror selfie taken in a courthouse bathroom.
November 14, 2025 at 12:33 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
big takeaway from this important search is that he was subscribed to the jokeland at aol dot com mailing list in the mid-2010s
search of the epstein documents for the word "fart"
November 13, 2025 at 12:37 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Just pre-Flashpoint, so 2009–10ish. It was ADORABLE.
Damian Wayne and Colin Wilkes chatting as they walk through an alley into a garage. Damian comments that Colin looks "adjusted" and Colin agrees, commenting on mundane stuff at his catholic school/orphanage and noting that his bandaids are just because he thinks they look cool (his "Abuse" form heals fast). Damian reveals that he has purchased Colin a garage of his own and a motorcycle, which he calls the "Cycle of Abuse." The same scene continues, with Damian explaining that the bike can fit gatling guns and Colin being appreciative but worrying about the cost. Damian says don't worry, and Colin asks if this is Damian's way of thanking him for saving him from Zsasz. Damian says "No, it's because you look like an idiot walking around town in that trench coat. And... thanks." Colin asks if Batman's cool with this, and Damian says of course, but a narration box says "What Grayson doesn't know won't hurt him."
November 3, 2025 at 4:28 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
This is something, right?
The mona lisa with a picture of Leonardo da vinci cut in half and superimposed over her left shoulder, with a crudely-mspainted text box saying "You are tearing me apart, Lisa" because he's literally been torn apart
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
November 2, 2025 at 3:50 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Screenshot of airplane with the fake caption "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit anabolic steroids"
November 2, 2025 at 3:42 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
the horseless head man
Richard III, who according to Shakespeare offered the kingdom of which he was the head for a horse (which he didn't have).
November 2, 2025 at 12:10 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
I'm no casual; I prefer more complex rulesets for my gamified getting laid.
The logo for the app Recon
October 31, 2025 at 12:46 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
This Death Note remake is weird
Weird old man in Pokemon saying "I am called L"
October 27, 2025 at 11:02 AM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Not related to the original post but this from the garbage area for my building is also a fey trap
Large clear plastic bag full of toys with handwritten paper saying FREE DOLLS FREE!
October 25, 2025 at 1:26 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Found it—not actually the same thing, but also very funny.
Affirmed in part and reversed in part and remanded by per curiam opinion. Judge Niemeyer wrote the opinion for the court in Parts I, II.A, and III, in which Judge Gregory joined. Judge Niemeyer wrote a separate opinion in Part II.B dissenting from the judgment in part. Judge Gregory wrote a separate opinion, concurring in the judgment. Judge Davis wrote a separate opinion, concurring in the judgment in part and dissenting in part.
October 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Same (original prompt was "Name your favorite non-American film")
Poster for An Elephant Sitting Still, with four characters staring into the distance over a desolate landscape at an enormous elephant facing them dimly visible through what is either dust or mist.
October 9, 2025 at 7:06 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
About to REMEMBER some shit
Hand holding a madeleine over a cup of tea, getting ready to dunk it in. The mug has characters from Revolutionary Girl Utena on it, and the hand has pink nail polish with dark red metallic flakes visible on the thumb
October 6, 2025 at 1:20 PM
neverendingjim.bsky.social
Gary Cohen put it pretty well back in May
September 25, 2025 at 3:51 PM