John Christensen
netbard.bsky.social
John Christensen
@netbard.bsky.social
Software Developer, Gamer, Geek, Craftsman living in Rochester. He/him
(This ends this test of the professional wrestling alert system. Next test will likely be Elimination Chamber. You can get your refunds at the window.)
January 31, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Welp looks like it’s another serving of Reigns for Wrestlemania.
January 31, 2026 at 11:02 PM
This may be the greatest thing Drew has ever done for the WWE.
January 31, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I would love to see Evon or Fatu win. Having Cody go over would be pepperoni-throwing bad. Like Reigns winning the Rumble in 2015 bad.
January 31, 2026 at 10:54 PM
On the other thing that throw up that Fatu did to Williams was art.
January 31, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Fuck everything about Oba’s elimination.
January 31, 2026 at 10:44 PM
Huh, WoD MUSHes are still a thing. I might try one to scratch that itch.
January 26, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Watching America Unravel in Minneapolis www.nytimes.com/2026/01/25/m...
Watching America Unravel in Minneapolis
www.nytimes.com
January 25, 2026 at 4:53 PM
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January 24, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Any Republican who doesn’t see that is an un-American authoritarian butt-kisser. Period.
January 24, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Trump, Noem, and Bondi belong in jail. Along with all the other January 6 insurrectionists.
January 24, 2026 at 10:11 PM
This is probably the scariest poll I’ve seen. I just can’t make myself understand that anyone reacts to what is going on with pride or satisfaction.
January 24, 2026 at 8:33 PM
We played “A Place for All My Books” yesterday, and there is no other game that models the contrast between my desire to hoard books and my lack of desire to people so definitively.
January 19, 2026 at 9:45 PM
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This is a great clearinghouse!

standwithminnesota.com
January 19, 2026 at 7:32 PM
@silmaria.bsky.social @wiredferret.bsky.social In locals’ opinion, if I wanted to donate to help, where would be a good place to do so?
January 19, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Imagining uncovering fraud large enough it causes the Governor to not run again and then being forced by your principles to resign because ICE wants to blame the victims.

Other interesting fact: there are 3 times as many federal officers in Minneapolis as there are MPD officers.
Six Prosecutors Quit Over Push to Investigate ICE Shooting Victim’s Widow
www.nytimes.com
January 13, 2026 at 8:07 PM
Ian Douglas’ Star Carrier series is probably the best military SF series I have ever read.
January 11, 2026 at 10:38 PM
Barbarism. Throw every ICE officer there in jail. Never let them out.

www.tiktok.com/t/ZThNxCJMr/
Federal agents, including officers of the Border Patrol Tactical Unit, clashed with demonstrators who were protesting the killing of a U.S. citizen, 37-year-old Renee Good, by an ICE officer in Minnea...
TikTok video by cbsnews
www.tiktok.com
January 9, 2026 at 1:50 AM
If Renee Good was a "radical leftist", then I guess so am I. Fuck you ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis, MN, Rochester, NY, and literally everywhere else.
January 8, 2026 at 10:10 PM
Finishing up Atlas Complex, last of a trilogy that reads like a WoD mage game run by a master philosopher.
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
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I just don't think you're fulfilling your whimsy macros, bro. You're not trinketmaxxing. You aren't achieving your peak crow performance. Are you even trinketpilled, bro? Have you done your "sense of childlike joy" reps yet?

Bro. 😔
July 25, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Private equity is, it turns out, terrible at doing tbe thing they’re supposedly doing.
Investors Warn of ‘Rot in Private Equity’ as Funds Strike Circular Deals
www.nytimes.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 PM
So I guess we’re going to build the Trump-class - a battleship sized missile platform, in an era where those ships can get taken out by drones and missiles. JFC, really?
December 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Hey my work laptop just rebooted and started updating firmware, with no warning. I’m pretty sure that means I don’t need to work anymore today.
December 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM