Nestor H. Green
@ness2outof3.bsky.social
He/him, married, born 1984, Providence>Seattle, vector artist, webcomic enjoyer, union worker, puppet fancier, and FURRY NOSTRIL FETISHIST. Please retroactively turn 21 years old before having read this, thank you. 🚫2️⃣1️⃣🫵🤨
I'd love to talk somewhere else!!
November 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
I'd love to talk somewhere else!!
Pros of Blsky:
● Potentially make a new friend
● Fewer fascists, if compared to leading brand
Cons of Blsky:
● Some sort of misery device
● User becomes enabler to friends trapped in misery device
● Tucks insidious crust data into beautiful drawings
● Somehow arresting & boring at the same time
● Potentially make a new friend
● Fewer fascists, if compared to leading brand
Cons of Blsky:
● Some sort of misery device
● User becomes enabler to friends trapped in misery device
● Tucks insidious crust data into beautiful drawings
● Somehow arresting & boring at the same time
August 26, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Pros of Blsky:
● Potentially make a new friend
● Fewer fascists, if compared to leading brand
Cons of Blsky:
● Some sort of misery device
● User becomes enabler to friends trapped in misery device
● Tucks insidious crust data into beautiful drawings
● Somehow arresting & boring at the same time
● Potentially make a new friend
● Fewer fascists, if compared to leading brand
Cons of Blsky:
● Some sort of misery device
● User becomes enabler to friends trapped in misery device
● Tucks insidious crust data into beautiful drawings
● Somehow arresting & boring at the same time
What if there were a pokerap featuring all 1,025 but with the BPM and emotional tone of that ad where "Arms of the Angels" plays over the slideshow of neglected pets. And instead of rap it was also Christian funeral yodelling, just like in the ad.
August 26, 2025 at 5:38 AM
What if there were a pokerap featuring all 1,025 but with the BPM and emotional tone of that ad where "Arms of the Angels" plays over the slideshow of neglected pets. And instead of rap it was also Christian funeral yodelling, just like in the ad.
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This would be a good time to order from @fantagraphics.bsky.social.
The Fantagraphics “We’ve Been Robbed” Sale - Fantagraphics Blog
A call to action! Fantagraphics is in a legal battle (as part of a coalition of a dozen other publishers) that is stressing our ability to publish the world’s greatest cartoonists, as we have done for...
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August 23, 2025 at 11:01 AM
This would be a good time to order from @fantagraphics.bsky.social.
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it was a real pleasure that my first commission had such a great prompt and characters.
for @vinvertigo.bsky.social
for @vinvertigo.bsky.social
August 22, 2025 at 9:26 PM
it was a real pleasure that my first commission had such a great prompt and characters.
for @vinvertigo.bsky.social
for @vinvertigo.bsky.social
Customers constantly ask how we could charge $2.98 for a bottle of water and I have a few off putting joke responses like "You can re-use the bottle as a decanter so it's no longer plastic waste" and "you can drink from the garden hose for free." Someone actually took me up on the hose thing!
August 22, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Customers constantly ask how we could charge $2.98 for a bottle of water and I have a few off putting joke responses like "You can re-use the bottle as a decanter so it's no longer plastic waste" and "you can drink from the garden hose for free." Someone actually took me up on the hose thing!
You can't describe the personal shit that actually occupies your thoughts on social media, but you also can't be all "Hey follow fam there's spooky mysterious unspeakable situation I won't describe. Leave a like & a concerned comment tho, I love metrics 😊🫶"
August 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
You can't describe the personal shit that actually occupies your thoughts on social media, but you also can't be all "Hey follow fam there's spooky mysterious unspeakable situation I won't describe. Leave a like & a concerned comment tho, I love metrics 😊🫶"
How is it that furries see themselves as a gatekeeperless community of welcoming open-minded kumbuya ppl, but every time we're nice to a diaper haver, someone's in our DMs hissing and asking us to beware the eery one.
August 20, 2025 at 4:51 AM
How is it that furries see themselves as a gatekeeperless community of welcoming open-minded kumbuya ppl, but every time we're nice to a diaper haver, someone's in our DMs hissing and asking us to beware the eery one.
I like badgers, I like cringey old men, I like 1970s children's novelty albums, but for some reason KISS does nothing for me.
August 17, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I like badgers, I like cringey old men, I like 1970s children's novelty albums, but for some reason KISS does nothing for me.
TF trigger concepts:
● There's an animal on a food's packaging
● There's an animal in an idiom
● There's an animal in some videogame
● There's a weird necklace
● There's an inanimate object in an idiom
● There's an inanimate object in some videogame
● An object is needed
● A noun was used
● There's an animal on a food's packaging
● There's an animal in an idiom
● There's an animal in some videogame
● There's a weird necklace
● There's an inanimate object in an idiom
● There's an inanimate object in some videogame
● An object is needed
● A noun was used
August 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
TF trigger concepts:
● There's an animal on a food's packaging
● There's an animal in an idiom
● There's an animal in some videogame
● There's a weird necklace
● There's an inanimate object in an idiom
● There's an inanimate object in some videogame
● An object is needed
● A noun was used
● There's an animal on a food's packaging
● There's an animal in an idiom
● There's an animal in some videogame
● There's a weird necklace
● There's an inanimate object in an idiom
● There's an inanimate object in some videogame
● An object is needed
● A noun was used
Everybody fussing over what's safe for Work like Work is gonna die of shock in its Victorian fainting chair if your lockscreen is too sultry a drawing of Mr. Nogoodnik from Bad Guys 3. Meanwhile Work is over here casually trying to give me heatstroke & a UTI on the daily
August 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Everybody fussing over what's safe for Work like Work is gonna die of shock in its Victorian fainting chair if your lockscreen is too sultry a drawing of Mr. Nogoodnik from Bad Guys 3. Meanwhile Work is over here casually trying to give me heatstroke & a UTI on the daily
Got a copy of Moho 14, because I assume I'll be okay at it.
August 16, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Got a copy of Moho 14, because I assume I'll be okay at it.
I dunno if there's a more consistent predictor of whether somebody sucks than they get mad at pigeons. I haven't had a chance to pigeon test all of you, but, so far, everybody who SUCKS in my life, if I've seen them near a pigeon, they were mad at it.
August 15, 2025 at 9:54 PM
I dunno if there's a more consistent predictor of whether somebody sucks than they get mad at pigeons. I haven't had a chance to pigeon test all of you, but, so far, everybody who SUCKS in my life, if I've seen them near a pigeon, they were mad at it.
Just 1 more week and I have a humane work schedule. If anyone wants to hang out in Seattle (inexpensively) in September hit me up.
August 15, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Just 1 more week and I have a humane work schedule. If anyone wants to hang out in Seattle (inexpensively) in September hit me up.
The crime in Washington DC is truly outrageous tho. One time I watched aliens blow up the white house with president Bill Pullman still in it. I also saw this Youtube clip where one of the Capitol critters bops the other on the snout so hard it makes kind of a diving board sound.
August 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
The crime in Washington DC is truly outrageous tho. One time I watched aliens blow up the white house with president Bill Pullman still in it. I also saw this Youtube clip where one of the Capitol critters bops the other on the snout so hard it makes kind of a diving board sound.
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One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall
August 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
One of the things that has pretty annoying is that if you have any kind of bullshit meter, if you have anything inside of yourself that doesn’t enjoy being lied to, the last couple of years of almost every area of public life have been driving you up a fucking wall
Weapons was really interesting! I'm glad it lived up to Barbarian. There's something about commedians directing horror where they do a much better job?
August 11, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Weapons was really interesting! I'm glad it lived up to Barbarian. There's something about commedians directing horror where they do a much better job?
True art is born of hardship so it's actually kinda cool that humanities majors gotta groom 40+ parasocial friends in order to GoFundMe what their insurance won't cover. The attention to detail on the snouts of some of this true hardship art is just, chef's kiss emoji. A++ nostril stuff, hubba hubba
August 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
True art is born of hardship so it's actually kinda cool that humanities majors gotta groom 40+ parasocial friends in order to GoFundMe what their insurance won't cover. The attention to detail on the snouts of some of this true hardship art is just, chef's kiss emoji. A++ nostril stuff, hubba hubba
Meat option people.
August 8, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Meat option people.
There's pretty much only 3 good things a movie can do. Depress you until you cry, have a puppet, or have a cartoon.
August 7, 2025 at 11:40 PM
There's pretty much only 3 good things a movie can do. Depress you until you cry, have a puppet, or have a cartoon.
Been on a film noire kick, and whilst each cop is a bastard, and to copsbplay is copaganda, I dunno. 80% of These movies feature a drooling police force so incurious that a maximum of 1 detective has an entire brain, and he never bothers standing up for truth without the intervention of a hot lady.
August 7, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Been on a film noire kick, and whilst each cop is a bastard, and to copsbplay is copaganda, I dunno. 80% of These movies feature a drooling police force so incurious that a maximum of 1 detective has an entire brain, and he never bothers standing up for truth without the intervention of a hot lady.