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37yo sub gainer in NJ

SW: 155 CW: 308 GW: Lap full of belly
AI slop gets you blocked
When the existential dread hits, I hit back harder with stoner piggy mode.

Eggnog quart 7 for the season.
#TummyTuesday
November 26, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Looks like I'm not on Instagram anymore... Is there a best way to let folks over there know I'm not there anymore?

I don't want people that I talked with regularly to think I blocked them or deleted my account without saying something.
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Eggnog quart 6 for the season
November 20, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Does this help?
November 19, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Eggnog quart 5 of the season
November 17, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Eggnog quart 4 of the season
November 17, 2025 at 2:31 AM
*a rogue enby who also wants to be good enters the chat
November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Eggnog quart 3 for the season
November 13, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Eggnog quart 2 for the season
November 13, 2025 at 5:36 AM
The first eggnog of the season has been consumed!

1 quart down 🐷

Leave your guesses on how much eggnog you think I'll consume this season and I'll do my best to keep track.
November 11, 2025 at 11:24 PM
After the binge of two Popeyes combo meals and four beers:
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Before the midnight binge when I went completely piggy feral:
November 11, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Throwing this out into the universe: I would love to build a spicy connection with a feeder who I trust enough to just give them my address. I'd share a calendar with them of when I'll be home or out... and just never know when food will show up at my door that I'm expected to eat immediately.
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
I think my new favorite way to fight a long stretch of depression is escaping into horny piggy gainer brain. The wild thing is, after about a week of this... I think it's actually helping. 🐷
November 11, 2025 at 5:15 AM
I was stoned and curled up in bed with a smutty book... And then my ravenous piggy brain flipped on and I had to get up and stuff my belly with whatever I could get my hands on... Now it's 1:30am and I need belly rubs. 🥺
November 6, 2025 at 6:34 AM
It had been quite a while.... 😅
September 9, 2025 at 12:00 PM
September 7, 2025 at 2:55 AM
👋Sign of Life Post- I'm alive but focused on financial survival right now. Unfortunately that has led to me losing 40lbs. I'm just feeling a bit like a deflated balloon and bummed about it.

l'm probably gonna continue to be quiet here but if you wanna see what l'm doing other places, DM me.
August 26, 2025 at 3:20 AM
Between playing Date Everything earlier today and scrolling through my mutuals now... 🥵
July 12, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I'm gonna close down my OnlyFans soon. I can't afford to gain right now and I'm feeling very sexually numb.

I'm not trying to disappear from the community. Just tired of trying to monetize every aspect of my life. I'm still here, just won't be posting as much.
July 10, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Spent some time just appreciating the fat body I have made for myself so far. onlyfans.com/1813744375/n...
July 3, 2025 at 3:01 PM
This pair of underwear was fully intact when I put them on this morning... My thighs had a field day destroying them and now they're filled with Pride protest sweat.... Anyone want them?
June 29, 2025 at 10:52 PM
When the orgasm is so good that you start shaking.
June 16, 2025 at 8:10 PM
A before/during/after of last night's feeding session is up now! On Wednesday, I'll post the spicy debrief video where I unload a 2-week load all over this stuffed belly.

onlyfans.com/1782782195/n...
June 16, 2025 at 6:43 PM
June 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM