this is a level of petty I aspire to

😭

not doing that in 2026, I've learned my lesson

this is good to know!!

hellworld // the fuck do you need your face on everything, are you Stalin

gendered violence! not my fave

consensus is this is a job for amphetamines 🤣

at least this violence was not done unto real bagels

u r brave and powerful

my New Yorker friends see this and think "if Micah tried to survive in New York he would die immediately." and they are right

either option involves things like Being In Confined Spaces With Strangers™, Going With The Flow™, and Not 'Tisming Out Too Hard™

downtown is a pain in the ass to get to from my house and once I'm there I am surrounded by things I do not enjoy (ambient noise, crowds, capitalism). the bourgeoisie hates downtown because they don't like seeing poor people. we are not the same 😤