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nekowizard64.bsky.social
😺 Neko 🧙‍♂️
@nekowizard64.bsky.social
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Your friendly neighborhood cat whisperer :3c

Married to @SpookyRahl.bsky.social and part of @SpookysGeekBoutique.com

I play ffxiv on Aether/Cactuar and Dynamis/Seraph

#FFXIV | #NekoGoesOnAdventures | #NekoReviewsGames
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nekowizard64.bsky.social
I don't like the Microsoft Teams emojis

Like look at this weirdo, what are you hiding why are you staring like a crazed murdered
An emoji of a smiley face with WIDE eyes and a smile
December 10, 2025 at 6:36 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
I am laughing my FUCKING ass off
Word cloud visualization for 2025 showing your 50 most-used words, sized by frequency. Top 10: "fuck" (48×), "ffxiv" (47×), "fucking" (45×), "games" (42×), "game" (40×), "instead" (29×), "partner" (26×), "brain" (22×), "shit" (19×), "played" (18×) (from Anisota's Annual Bluesky Harvest)
December 4, 2025 at 2:55 AM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
Our casual static cleared M5s and so I made a glam for M6s to celebrate.

Gonna get so wrecked by adds. It's going to be amazing

#FFXIV #GPose #Lalafell #NeonLights #Solution9
A lalafell stands in an aggressively neon city. They are striking a pose with one arm up and another out in front of them. They are wearing a neon pink flower crown, a black crop top, and a pink harness. Their pants are black and ripped denim with neon pink belt accents.
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
All of the video game journalists baffled that the Steam Machine won't be subsidized and will be priced like a PC are missing a key point.

Some people already have a massive steam library. They run sales regularly.

This isn't like I'm picking up a PS5 with fuckall for games.
A meme format with a skeleton deadlifting a bunch of weight on a barbell The words say: "My body is a machine that turns SPECIAL PROMOTION, 75% OFF GAME Into 0 minutes played, last played Never" The meme is expressing that people often by things on steam and then never play them
November 24, 2025 at 9:00 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
I'm really fascinated with making start screens for FFXIV. I think the aesthetic I like is how Ocarina of Time opens

Anyway, here's the Waking Sands and my bnuuy Taro

#FFXIV #WakingSands #Viera #Gpose
A male viera (a humanoid with bunny ears) stands looking out at the stars. Above, the moon is waning in the first quarter. To the right is the Waking Sands, the base of operations for the Scions of the Seventh dawn. The whole scene is awash with very early morning light, like around 4am
November 14, 2025 at 2:56 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
Dang I can't believe steam is releasing a gamecube

Welcome back lunchbox

#Steam #GCN #GameCube
A meme image that says: "Died 2007" with an image of a purple Nintendo GameCube below it. "Born 2026 Probably" With an image of a black cube, what is assumed to be the "Steam Machine" console At the bottom is the text "welcome back GameCube"
November 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
The future is incredible. Nowadays you don't even need to press a button to receive bacon.
An infographic showing a pair of hands under a dispenser with red squiggles coming out. The red lines clearly represent bacon and definitely not hot air to dry your hands with.
November 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
This year marks the 20th anniversary of a life event that shattered my entire home life and family.

I've built up a nice life for myself in lieu of familial support.

I'm thankful for the friends and found family I've made along the way.

I'm having a bad time mentally lately but I have my partner
A screenshot from the Video Game Animal Crossing featuring a psychic black cat named Katrina with a word bubble that says: "And remember that bad times... are just times that are bad."
September 19, 2025 at 3:13 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
Oldest screenshot: Wearing the cowl
Oldest Gpose: Wearing the eyepatch
Newest screenshot: Posing with Gimme cat

Bonus: A screenshot of the original character I made on the wrong server lol
The very first screenshot of my character. They are a lalafell. They are wearing tan robes with a cowl that has pockets on the side for their pointy ears. They have green eyes and purple face tattoos The same lalafell, likely a few weeks after the original screenshot. They are wearing a red and black jerkin with tan gloves and an eyepatch. Their hair is dark brown, up in a pony tail, with teal highlights. A recent screenshot of the same lalafell. They are striking a pose while wearing a flower crown. Their hair is down in an emo cut. it is purple with light purple highlights. The original version of this character. They have green eyes, face tattoos, and brown and teal hair.
September 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
This is what I imagine every time someone says "Just livin the dream"
A two panel comic Panel #1: a seagull with it's head back, it looks like it's inhaling Panel #2: The seagull head forward as if screaming, it's eyes are flashes of red, the caption reads "JUST LIVIN THE DREAM"
September 15, 2025 at 1:09 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
It's got to be the size of a perfect grade...right?
A lalafell stands next to a model mobile suit minion
September 11, 2025 at 11:49 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
*cries*
September 11, 2025 at 11:45 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
I made an alt who comes from Tuliyolal. He's very hamdsome

#FFXIV #Hrothgar #Gpose
A Hrothgar from Final Fantasy XIV, a race of buff lion people stands bathed in golden sunlight of the golden hour. His fur is a brown tan and his hair and beard are gray/white. He has a scar on his face and tiger print. He is wearing a black button up shirt with white leather suspenders and palepurple plaid pants.
September 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
How scrungly the gimme cat looks will always delight me

#ffxiv #lalafell #gpose
A lalafell with purple hair, a blue flower, crown, and blue sunglasses. They are wearing a hooded jacket in blue and purple tights with shorts and boots. They are striking a cute pose while a scrungly cat is in the foreground
September 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
It's been years since I wore the maid outfit and I'm even cuter now

#FFXIV #Lalafel #Gpose
A purple haired lalafel with a yellow and white flower crown stands in front of the purple wooden gate to their home. They are holding up their hands in peace sign gesture. They are wearing a black and white traditional maid outfit.
September 4, 2025 at 3:12 AM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
It's better than this guy tho
August 4, 2025 at 10:34 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
I hope that if my tweets or bskeets are ever subpoenaed for any reason the poor intern that has to sift through my data has a sad time. Sorry intern, I'm boring

(this is not an admission to any crimes, future or otherwise, just a what if kind of thought)
A two panel comic with stick figure characters. Panel 1: an excited character rushing up on a confused character. The Excited one shouts HEY CHECK OUT HOW HARD I CAN CRY Panel 2: a demonstration of how hard they can cry. They are crouching with their face toward the ground. Two tear jets rocket out of their face. The caption reads "PWWWWFFFFSSSSHHHHFFFWWWWWWWW"
July 25, 2025 at 1:27 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
Killing Valigarmanda with the power of gay and friendship

#FFXIV
July 21, 2025 at 3:18 AM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
LIKE THE FUCK IS THIS? I LITERALLY SPELLED EXISTS TWO OTHER TIMES AND IT FLAGS IT -NOW-???
A picture of an email that reads: Exists: Yes Exists: Yes Exists: No (End of email description) There is a spellcheck squiggle under the third Exists with suggestions of spelling it differently, including the words "Existe, Existas, and Existes"
July 17, 2025 at 1:10 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
My favorite genre of music is Prog Metal where the artist has written a five page backstory about what is happening behind the scenes on the album

#Arcadea #ProgressiveMetal
A screenshot from the listing for Arcadea's new album explaining a little of the story. The screenshot reads: "In his futuristic vision, Andromeda has merged with the Milky Way. New Arcades, the planet the story takes place on, is losing gravity while a remarkable resurrection is taking place. "New Arcadea has many remnants of our past life," Atoms explains. "But it's all AI, robots, stuff like that -non-sentient things. Then these spores and microorganisms get inhaled, and life starts happening again, along with empathy and love. All these things start flourishing again - but for the machines. So, it's a new consciousness through a mixing of machine and microscopic life."
July 2, 2025 at 12:40 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
If a patron has a cat pic on their phone, it's more fun to argue that cats don't look like that, they instead look like this:
A painting of a cat where the cat has a very tired human face
June 17, 2025 at 5:28 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
The inside of a McDonald's restaurant. There are small round tables and grey chairs. It's gross.
June 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
A life-size fiberglass pink and green Giraffe on the side of a busy highway in Huntington, West Virginia

#NekoGoesOnAdventures #Americana #WestVirginia
A life-size Giraffe statue that is bubblegum pink with violently green spots. It stands in front of blue partly cloudy skies. Several cars are driving by only several feet away. In the distance amongst the trees you can see billboards and a sign for Taco Bell.
June 4, 2025 at 1:23 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
A life-size fiberglass pink elephant.

#NekoGoesOnAdventures #Americana #WestVirginia
A bubblegum pink elephant statue stands with its head and trunk raised on the side of a busy road in Huntington, West Virginia
May 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
nekowizard64.bsky.social
A+ Parenting
A comic strip featuring Death from the Discworld series. First Panel: An angry mother points at her small child, running with a sword. The mom is yelling at Death, "You can't give her that! It's not safe!" Panel 2: Death replies in all caps, "IT'S A SWORD. THEY'RE NOT MEANT TO BE SAFE" Panel 3: The father now yells at death, "She's a child!" Death replies: "IT'S EDUCATIONAL" Father: "What if she cuts herself?" Final panel: a closeup of deaths vacant eyesockets, "THAT WILL BE AN IMPORTANT LESSON."
May 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM