That's a cracking photo.

Paul Verhoeven does Shakespeare.

If Verhoeven did romcoms.

Just Verhoeven shit up.

No tiny finger hand?

Like, "Over 2/3 Glaswegian schoolchildren speak exclusively Cornish" would be surprising and could present problems, perhaps.

It fails on its own terms. Nearly? So, less than? Suddenly, "Less than 1/3 Glasgow schoolchildren have another first language" is such an unremarkable fact.

That's extremely cool. It looks like two photos in one.

Let's hope he didn't pardon any cop killers or J6 rioters too. The police wouldn't like that, I expect.

Anything by The Mooby Dlues, really.

Truly unbiased BBC headlines/captions.

I don't mean to be alarmist, I'm just wondering if there is some public health body monitoring for possible consequences of repeated sars-cov-19 infection, including cancer or dementia. It's only been 5 years, after all.

If covid was knackering our immune systems, what would that look like? Could it include an unusual number of mutations happening outside flu season due to chronic infection?