Neil Squires
@neilsquires.bsky.social
Edinburgh's tallest vegetarian paediatric biochemist.
No tiny finger hand?
December 9, 2025 at 7:39 PM
No tiny finger hand?
So the Epstein emails confirms Trump was a Russian asset?
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 AM
So the Epstein emails confirms Trump was a Russian asset?
If covid was knackering our immune systems, what would that look like? Could it include an unusual number of mutations happening outside flu season due to chronic infection?
November 10, 2025 at 8:27 AM
If covid was knackering our immune systems, what would that look like? Could it include an unusual number of mutations happening outside flu season due to chronic infection?
He's been like this for over 4 hours. This is actually a live video.
October 30, 2025 at 5:58 PM
He's been like this for over 4 hours. This is actually a live video.
Rainbow at dawn, Blairgowrie.
October 11, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Rainbow at dawn, Blairgowrie.
Er... TRUMP 2028?
August 19, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Er... TRUMP 2028?
Your website's not hugely useable:
July 7, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Your website's not hugely useable:
This is my Dad, pictured here in Wales in June. We didn't know it at the time but he'd brought a glioma with him, which was daft because now he's dead.
Visit Wales, retry Sibelius' 7th, get a job done. Break out the good tea.
Visit Wales, retry Sibelius' 7th, get a job done. Break out the good tea.
April 23, 2025 at 6:43 AM
This is my Dad, pictured here in Wales in June. We didn't know it at the time but he'd brought a glioma with him, which was daft because now he's dead.
Visit Wales, retry Sibelius' 7th, get a job done. Break out the good tea.
Visit Wales, retry Sibelius' 7th, get a job done. Break out the good tea.
Edinburgh is an incredible city. It's like living in an M.C. Escher picture. You can believe you're on the ground, then suddenly discover you're several floors up.
#Edinburgh
#Edinburgh
March 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Edinburgh is an incredible city. It's like living in an M.C. Escher picture. You can believe you're on the ground, then suddenly discover you're several floors up.
#Edinburgh
#Edinburgh
There's actually not a great deal of evidence behind the ionised calcium reference range in 150 to 160 year olds. Literature is sparse.
March 28, 2025 at 12:41 PM
There's actually not a great deal of evidence behind the ionised calcium reference range in 150 to 160 year olds. Literature is sparse.
Would you like age-related reference ranges on your blood gas analyser? Certainly Sir, here are your preset age categories:
0 -1 month
1 -5 months
5 -8 months
8 months - 150 years
then up in decades to 210
0 -1 month
1 -5 months
5 -8 months
8 months - 150 years
then up in decades to 210
March 28, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Would you like age-related reference ranges on your blood gas analyser? Certainly Sir, here are your preset age categories:
0 -1 month
1 -5 months
5 -8 months
8 months - 150 years
then up in decades to 210
0 -1 month
1 -5 months
5 -8 months
8 months - 150 years
then up in decades to 210
What could possibly go wrong? It's as if someone's looked at all the IQC, EQA, competency regulation and governance structures and thought, "Yeah, you can have that for free on the NHS... OR you could pay extra for instant access to this completely unregulated version!"
March 18, 2025 at 7:01 PM
What could possibly go wrong? It's as if someone's looked at all the IQC, EQA, competency regulation and governance structures and thought, "Yeah, you can have that for free on the NHS... OR you could pay extra for instant access to this completely unregulated version!"
This woman bloody loves having stomach discomfort and indigestion. I think she wants to diagnose H. Pylori so she can share the joy.
March 18, 2025 at 6:57 PM
This woman bloody loves having stomach discomfort and indigestion. I think she wants to diagnose H. Pylori so she can share the joy.
Confidential and rapid result in 10 minutes (that may or may not be true or clinically relevant or interpretable).
March 18, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Confidential and rapid result in 10 minutes (that may or may not be true or clinically relevant or interpretable).
Wikipedia entry of the day. I like the fact they've provided a reference to back up their assertion.
March 14, 2025 at 2:05 PM
Wikipedia entry of the day. I like the fact they've provided a reference to back up their assertion.
Every time I think I couldn't hate this bastard any more...
March 4, 2025 at 8:16 AM
Every time I think I couldn't hate this bastard any more...
Just thought I'd share this with you. It's called The Self-Aware Goose.
February 25, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Just thought I'd share this with you. It's called The Self-Aware Goose.
These are a variety called Little Ben, which is a bit of a misnomer really because they're by far the biggest snowdrops I've ever seen. Highly recommend.
February 25, 2025 at 8:18 AM
These are a variety called Little Ben, which is a bit of a misnomer really because they're by far the biggest snowdrops I've ever seen. Highly recommend.
