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Neil Aitken
@neilaitken.me
London based Backend developer, general purpose nerd, He / Him
November 13, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Garage? Well la di da Mr Frenchman. I just call him the 5 car-hole c**t
September 12, 2025 at 7:25 AM
August 7, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Of course you'll never be as good as Socrates, just look at this dude.
August 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
Devs yearn for the farm.
July 31, 2025 at 6:43 AM
May 30, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Gotta give them an ocular patdown.
May 29, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Right? Look at all of these people trying to look cool by ignoring the people next to them.
April 27, 2025 at 2:59 AM
English people in this thread.
March 29, 2025 at 6:05 AM
And they were right to do so, the state of this guy.
March 5, 2025 at 10:05 AM
February 12, 2025 at 1:18 PM
January 29, 2025 at 11:27 AM
Why have a cat if you don't post it on social media? Everyone should regularly share their cats. like this.
January 8, 2025 at 9:21 AM
December 14, 2024 at 9:20 AM
Cathulhu enjoying her new cup noodle bed.
December 14, 2024 at 7:23 AM
Health insurance CEOs looking out of the car window.
December 10, 2024 at 9:57 AM
There are stories that speak of a
December 6, 2024 at 7:30 PM
December 1, 2024 at 9:31 AM
November 2, 2024 at 5:06 AM
Is your son Ron Swanson?
September 12, 2024 at 7:16 AM
The NYT's idea of undecided voters.
September 11, 2024 at 3:05 PM
A tory would never do such a thing, oh wait.
August 31, 2024 at 5:09 PM
Sigourney Weaver at the Venice Film Festival, inspired perhaps by #KimJongUnTrouserWatch?
August 28, 2024 at 4:25 AM
We've all been there.
August 6, 2024 at 6:59 AM
If this plane goes down, so does half the world's internet infrastructure.
July 10, 2024 at 6:28 PM