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Neil
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AKA "neilio". Still living the life one surrealistic episode at a time.
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Wrote a quick thing for a friend stuck in Denver airport, trying to get home.
A screenshot of a short poem written for the weary traveller: If the flight goes too long, or your baggage’s misplaced Or your angry drunk seat mate falls flat on their face When your dinner is Pepsi, crackers, and cheese And the seats for your slumber cuts off at your knees Recall what Bligh yelled as his crew raised a fuss: “Could be worse, you louts, we could be taking the bus.”
December 5, 2024 at 4:06 AM
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Serendipity, you sneaky stinker. @misterlorde.bsky.social
A screenshot of a Blue Sky conversation where two people talk about toilet paper, and a third talks about pooping.
December 5, 2024 at 12:48 AM
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I got around to scrubbing my account over on Twitter, but don’t want someone to reuse the account, so it’s staying up for now. Can anyone suggest an effective, privacy-focused tool to find Twitter folks on Bluesky and Mastodon?
November 11, 2024 at 6:10 PM