Ice Machine
@neartheelevators.com
Some guy you know from the Internet or maybe in real life. Hawsepiper in the merchant marine. Site editor at neartheelevators.com
100% chance the pope knows this song.
November 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
100% chance the pope knows this song.
“Saves you in the short run but costs the economy”
It saves me in the long run! I don’t work for the economy I work for me!
It saves me in the long run! I don’t work for the economy I work for me!
November 24, 2025 at 2:43 AM
“Saves you in the short run but costs the economy”
It saves me in the long run! I don’t work for the economy I work for me!
It saves me in the long run! I don’t work for the economy I work for me!
I used to have two of these chairs in a herringbone pattern. Someone stole them from a storage locker. They’re very nice chairs!
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 AM
I used to have two of these chairs in a herringbone pattern. Someone stole them from a storage locker. They’re very nice chairs!
So are we allowed to call other passengers Piggy or no?
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
So are we allowed to call other passengers Piggy or no?
Very possible it was Mangione’s own car you saw.
November 22, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Very possible it was Mangione’s own car you saw.
Your mother is stodgy
November 22, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Your mother is stodgy
Indonesia is also in the process of building a new capital to replace Jakarta, which is also astoundingly large.
November 21, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Indonesia is also in the process of building a new capital to replace Jakarta, which is also astoundingly large.
This is Pittsburgh, Pal
😎
Not Pissbugh.
😎
Not Pissbugh.
November 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
This is Pittsburgh, Pal
😎
Not Pissbugh.
😎
Not Pissbugh.
There was a flap a while back about people appropriating the chopped cheese because they were from the incorrect part of *Manhattan.*
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 AM
There was a flap a while back about people appropriating the chopped cheese because they were from the incorrect part of *Manhattan.*
Also what kind of publication calls an MLB park “the pitch” Jesus h Christ.
November 21, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Also what kind of publication calls an MLB park “the pitch” Jesus h Christ.
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I will use any excuse to post this: my favorite Halloween costume, ever.
October 12, 2025 at 5:13 AM
I will use any excuse to post this: my favorite Halloween costume, ever.
What if Jeffrey Toobin is in there? Will you fire him for real this time?
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
What if Jeffrey Toobin is in there? Will you fire him for real this time?
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The reason people don’t like tourists is mostly because tourists are straight up having a better time than locals almost always. Be happy you’re on the winning end of that!
November 20, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The reason people don’t like tourists is mostly because tourists are straight up having a better time than locals almost always. Be happy you’re on the winning end of that!
Worth noting that Messi has a record of appearances similar to the late George Jones when it comes to these sort of one-off matches. Fans are often disappointed on match day.
November 20, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Worth noting that Messi has a record of appearances similar to the late George Jones when it comes to these sort of one-off matches. Fans are often disappointed on match day.
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
November 19, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
It’s amazing they thought “this is going so well! Let’s do Adam Schiff next!!!”
November 19, 2025 at 8:38 PM
It’s amazing they thought “this is going so well! Let’s do Adam Schiff next!!!”