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I'm a smol avocado. irl, bay area father of three and full stack developer with a federal healthcare research contractor. Undergrad econ, postbac CS. I will give your bike posts a "hell yeah!" fan of pluralism and multicultural life. hopium enjoyer
November 19, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Taking the family to the bike bar for lunch
November 16, 2025 at 6:29 PM
November 13, 2025 at 11:44 PM
Humble suggestion
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Savory oats! Savory oats!
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
So many problems with the two (or even one) dimensional political compass. Like, there’s probably dozens of dimensions, and they’re probably on a non-orientable surface. Slicing that way is probably where we find horseshoe theory.
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
In light of today's news, I want to give a shout-out to True Lies.

When everyone was watching 24, I invited friends and family over for a movie. And when it got to this scene, I paused the movie and said, "American ideals use'd to mean killing the torturer. Because we all agreed torture was bad."
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Making a quick stop at the storage space
November 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
November 2, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Flour tortilla + butter + cinnamon sugar + microwave
I will not be taking any more questions
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Oh, and here's the whole chart we looked at.
October 28, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Chilean sea bass with mashed potatoes and a lemon olive caper sauce
October 25, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I’m a fan of the Lewis Bag
October 23, 2025 at 6:26 PM
And answering the question of how kids' bikes come home after riding to school (if they don't stay secured in the on-campus storage system).
October 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
October 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
When my alumni advisor got shitfaced with his Navy buddies they all came home with tattoos of Screwy Squirrel in their asses.
October 21, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Cornbread muffins from the store dressed up this morning
October 18, 2025 at 1:29 PM
There were a non-zero number of propagandists here
October 17, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“i was married, but i’m not married anymore. women don’t like the vehicle.”
October 16, 2025 at 3:05 PM
It’s one of my favorites!
October 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The more things change…
October 15, 2025 at 2:48 PM
He finds the nude cyclists too
October 15, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Was he threatened because how much he found it
October 15, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I’m kinda partial to this one
October 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
Pot pie galette!
October 9, 2025 at 6:20 PM