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@nattack.bsky.social
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Can-American software engineer, laid off by Elon Musk personally.
NSFW art enthusiast
I like girls and things that are girl-like.
no AI please
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tanookitalez.com
neet loser has unrealistic job expectations
December 4, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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moonjam.com
All of the companies that make the software I use are increasing their prices, to account for an "investment" in AI.

I'm sat here imagining how my clients would feel if I added 30% to each invoice, because I "really got into gambling".
December 4, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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werfmight.bsky.social
December 4, 2025 at 7:26 AM
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prismaticdragee.bsky.social
jammy lammy 🎸
#umjammerlammy #lammy #drageeart
March 21, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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prismaticdragee.bsky.social
shantae
#shantae #drageeart
March 25, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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prismaticdragee.bsky.social
poppy
#poppykong #donkeykong #drageeart
September 7, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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keetydraws.com
Spice Wolf
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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margomarch.bsky.social
merry chrimsas
December 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
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sadbitch.bsky.social
Finished ych for reefwalker on FA
#furry #FurryArt #furrynsfw
December 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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lyssahh.bsky.social
i don't go here but i saw a clip of mr. cloud in a dress and i'm kinda into it

(i'm super anxious for my appointments tomorrow so i'm doodling a bunch and staying up late sorry💦)
December 4, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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rawdawgcomics.bsky.social
Can't stand that guy, not even on ice cream
November 9, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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geistbox.bsky.social
hey
November 16, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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bedupolker.bsky.social
Commission from tumblr!
A furry pack rat woman in a fantasy style dress kneels before a line of her ghostly rat ancestors.
December 4, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
Panel 1: A happy brain with sparkles in its eyes is throwing up its hands and yelling "I LOVE DOPAMINE!!!!!" Panel 2: The brain is happily running towards a door labeled "social media". Panel 3: A metal gate is abruptly descends from the top of the door, shutting it and blocking the path, bringing the brain's run to a screeching halt. Panel 4: The brain, now stressed and with clenched teeth, is running towards a different door labeled "video games". Panel 5: This door too, shuts in front of the brain, bringing its run to a screeching halt. Panel 6: Behind the brain, Shen shows up, holding a remote with a red button that he's been seemingly using to control the doors. He has a shadow over his eyes and an overall very serious expression. The brain, in the foreground, is sweating bullets. Panel 7: A closeup of Shen's hand, pointing towards something seemingly far off to the side. Panel 8: His hand and the brain (still sweating) bookmark the frame as it's revealed that what Shen is pointing at is a very far away door. Panel 9: A closer view of the door reveals that it is labeled "actual life goals". Panel 10: The brain has his face scrunched up in a crying expression, still shaking and sweating, saying "ouuuugh I-I hate you ouuuuughhh you're so mean to me..."
December 4, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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lucyfercomic.bsky.social
Meowscarada high
December 4, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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jaxdrawz.bsky.social
Metroid prime 4 is almost here! Can the zero suit fit?

#metroid #fanart #meteroidprime4
December 3, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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xkcd.com
Bridge Clearance

xkcd.com/3174/
Comic. [Two roads with signs next to them. The road on the left has a bridge over it with a sign that reads “Bridge: Clearance 10 ft 6 in” leading up to a pre-bridge hazard bar. The second road has no bridge and a sign with a pole extending upward off-screen that reads “No Bridge: Clearance 46 billion+ light-years”
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM
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edtropolis.bsky.social
You guys seem to like Helluva Boss pics so here's some Millie in her "cool" outfit... 😈👀
March 9, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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inker-comics.bsky.social
It's Pet your sheep Friday!!!!
August 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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minakamin90.bsky.social
Stocking is the best!😏
November 26, 2025 at 5:44 AM
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mamanooke.bsky.social
Miss Invader #うる星やつら #ラムちゃん
November 27, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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therealskf.bsky.social
lily from @georghiou2d.bsky.social’s day job !!
September 30, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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deadcrowdead.bsky.social
more day job lily
November 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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dethmaid.bsky.social
Heather
December 3, 2025 at 8:34 PM
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otacat.bsky.social
I’m…Ultra-Intergalactic-Cybot G, MARINA!
Marina Lightyears from the N64 game Mischief Makers. She’s small bodied, has green hair, blue eyes, and a cream and red colored outfit.
December 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM