Hamilton B. Urglar
@nathankelly90.bsky.social
📍Chicago
“It’s like a made for TV movie and I just blew my line.”
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Agreeing to let millions of Americans lose healthcare isn’t compromise, it’s capitulation.
November 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Agreeing to let millions of Americans lose healthcare isn’t compromise, it’s capitulation.
Reposted by Hamilton B. Urglar
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
WASHINGTON—Reaffirming the Trump administration’s promise to crack down on individuals providing supervision and instruction to youngsters across the United States, Homeland Security Secretary Kristi ...
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November 6, 2025 at 10:00 PM
DHS: ‘Daycare Workers Have Walked Freely in This Country For Far Too Long’
Rock biographies are so funny because its always like “he was reading a lot of Flannery O’Connor at the time”
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Rock biographies are so funny because its always like “he was reading a lot of Flannery O’Connor at the time”
Rewatching Good Will Hunting for the first time in probably 20 years because I’m undecided on how I feel about apples.
November 3, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Rewatching Good Will Hunting for the first time in probably 20 years because I’m undecided on how I feel about apples.
Hi! If you are/were a Chicago Tribune reporter and would like to speak with me anonymously about the work environment pre/post Alden buyout, I’d love to hear from you.
October 30, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hi! If you are/were a Chicago Tribune reporter and would like to speak with me anonymously about the work environment pre/post Alden buyout, I’d love to hear from you.
Greg Bovino is such a douchey name. He might as well be called Chode McFuckface.
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Greg Bovino is such a douchey name. He might as well be called Chode McFuckface.
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I don’t trust Shannon as a Survivor player for the same reason I don’t trust people that run a Jesus yoga cult in my everyday life. #Survivor49
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don’t trust Shannon as a Survivor player for the same reason I don’t trust people that run a Jesus yoga cult in my everyday life. #Survivor49
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Starring Donnie Wahlberg as Cop
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Starring Donnie Wahlberg as Cop
Tbh I don’t care if Deliver Me from Nowhere sucks, I’m still rolling up to the theater in my jean jacket and my Springsteen & E Street Band 2023 Tour shirt and my United States vs. Bruce Springsteen trucker hat. Try and stop me.
October 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Tbh I don’t care if Deliver Me from Nowhere sucks, I’m still rolling up to the theater in my jean jacket and my Springsteen & E Street Band 2023 Tour shirt and my United States vs. Bruce Springsteen trucker hat. Try and stop me.
I don’t trust Shannon as a Survivor player for the same reason I don’t trust people that run a Jesus yoga cult in my everyday life. #Survivor49
October 23, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I don’t trust Shannon as a Survivor player for the same reason I don’t trust people that run a Jesus yoga cult in my everyday life. #Survivor49
Taking @chicagocta.bsky.social to O’Hare is such Chicago propaganda because you’re basically being taken on a tour of the city and it’s like why would you want to leave all this?
October 17, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Taking @chicagocta.bsky.social to O’Hare is such Chicago propaganda because you’re basically being taken on a tour of the city and it’s like why would you want to leave all this?
I hate how every seen of Survivor starts the exact same fucking way now.
October 9, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I hate how every seen of Survivor starts the exact same fucking way now.
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Frantic, Last-Second Study Finds Old-Fashioned Donut Better For You Than Bavarian Cream https://theonion.com/frantic-last-second-study-finds-old-fashioned-donut-be-1819811037/
October 8, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Frantic, Last-Second Study Finds Old-Fashioned Donut Better For You Than Bavarian Cream https://theonion.com/frantic-last-second-study-finds-old-fashioned-donut-be-1819811037/
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ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is Now Playing at the Music Box, presented in 70MM!
Showtimes & Tickets: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
Showtimes & Tickets: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
October 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is Now Playing at the Music Box, presented in 70MM!
Showtimes & Tickets: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
Showtimes & Tickets: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...
trump: they'RE taLking about this guy namEd bAd bunny. bad bunny... you know it uSEd to be THat wE had good rabbits likE Peter cottontail. it waS a beauTiful thing pEter cottontail. hoppINg down the bunny trail. just a beautiFul thIng: but Look wE don't have good rabbit anymore. no. juSt a bad bunny
October 4, 2025 at 1:38 PM
trump: they'RE taLking about this guy namEd bAd bunny. bad bunny... you know it uSEd to be THat wE had good rabbits likE Peter cottontail. it waS a beauTiful thing pEter cottontail. hoppINg down the bunny trail. just a beautiFul thIng: but Look wE don't have good rabbit anymore. no. juSt a bad bunny
Okay but does Taylor Swift have a song on her new album about getting rabies and biting her enemies?
October 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Okay but does Taylor Swift have a song on her new album about getting rabies and biting her enemies?
Is Harry Styles the New Jamiroquai? An Investigation
October 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Is Harry Styles the New Jamiroquai? An Investigation
Starring Donnie Wahlberg as Cop
October 2, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Starring Donnie Wahlberg as Cop
Me when I found out RizzGod sucks at puzzles #Survivor49
September 25, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Me when I found out RizzGod sucks at puzzles #Survivor49
Sometimes dumb people can give good advice. One time I had a junior high gym coach tell me it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
September 19, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Sometimes dumb people can give good advice. One time I had a junior high gym coach tell me it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.
I love getting “Reminder” emails where someone tells you something for the first fucking time.
September 12, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I love getting “Reminder” emails where someone tells you something for the first fucking time.
September 6, 2025 at 4:00 AM
You need to spend less time focusing on the “discourse” and more time focusing not the “disc course”. Because here’s the thing, and not a lot of people are gonna tell you this, but frisbee golf can change the world.
September 6, 2025 at 12:48 AM
You need to spend less time focusing on the “discourse” and more time focusing not the “disc course”. Because here’s the thing, and not a lot of people are gonna tell you this, but frisbee golf can change the world.
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The Chicago Police Department’s criminal homicide tally for June, July and August is the lowest in 60 years. And overall violent crime remains near its lowest point in more than four decades. trib.al/f4O8yRs
Chicago sees its fewest summer murders since 1965
The Chicago Police Department’s criminal homicide tally for June, July and August is the lowest in 60 years. And overall violent crime remains near its lowest point in more than four decades.
trib.al
September 3, 2025 at 1:08 PM
The Chicago Police Department’s criminal homicide tally for June, July and August is the lowest in 60 years. And overall violent crime remains near its lowest point in more than four decades. trib.al/f4O8yRs