Nathan Heller
@nathanheller.bsky.social
New Yorker staff writer, hapless itinerant, reader.
My concise and infrequent newsletter announces significant new publications, public appearances, and nothing else: nathanheller.substack.com/about
My concise and infrequent newsletter announces significant new publications, public appearances, and nothing else: nathanheller.substack.com/about
An important point about A.I. writing, not to be lost, is that no one enjoys reading it.
ChatGPT’s signature writing style is everywhere now, and I hate it. It reminds me of when we tried mixing all the beverages at the soda fountain in middle school. We didn’t actually create the perfect drink, we just made a cloying monstrosity that lost everything good about its constituent parts.
November 20, 2025 at 1:34 AM
An important point about A.I. writing, not to be lost, is that no one enjoys reading it.
My lovely and brilliant colleague Mark Singer is always very funny about his ongoing nightmare of the one magazine profile he never wanted to do continually returning to relevance, like the re-gifted holiday fruitcake that keeps coming back.
This is a pretty remarkable recollection by Mark Singer about a plane ride he took in 1997 with Trump and Ghislaine to Palm Beach. When they were about to land, they got on the phone w/ their mutual friend, "Jeffrey." www.newyorker.com/newsletter/t...
Jeffrey, Who? A Plane Ride with Donald Trump
From the daily newsletter: remembering a trip to Mar-a-Lago.
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November 20, 2025 at 1:25 AM
My lovely and brilliant colleague Mark Singer is always very funny about his ongoing nightmare of the one magazine profile he never wanted to do continually returning to relevance, like the re-gifted holiday fruitcake that keeps coming back.
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Yes, THAT Pope.
Helen Rosner, @hels.bsky.social, who brings frankness, precise expertise, sane perspective, and humanity to her writing about food, is one of my favorite critics to read these days, full stop. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
La Boca Is All Smoke, No Fire
The Argentinean chef Francis Mallmann is notorious for his love of cooking over open flames. With his New York début, he fizzles out.
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November 9, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Helen Rosner, @hels.bsky.social, who brings frankness, precise expertise, sane perspective, and humanity to her writing about food, is one of my favorite critics to read these days, full stop. www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
A real and alarming loss for CBS News, or any operation. Dickerson is both an irrepressibly responsible journalist and one of the most patient and good-faith colleagues in the industry. deadline.com/2025/10/john...
John Dickerson To Depart CBS News In First Major Talent Exit Under New Paramount Owners
John Dickerson, co-anchor of CBS Evening News who has been with the network since 2009, said that he is exiting at the end of this year.
deadline.com
October 28, 2025 at 2:32 PM
A real and alarming loss for CBS News, or any operation. Dickerson is both an irrepressibly responsible journalist and one of the most patient and good-faith colleagues in the industry. deadline.com/2025/10/john...
The President says that his team is accepting $130 million checks from individuals whose identities cannot be disclosed and using that money to fund the military, so don't worry.
Trump: "By the way, a friend of mine called us the other day and he said 'I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have because of the Democrat shutdown. I'd like to contribute any shortfall you have with the military.' Today, he sent us a check for $130 million. It's gonna go the military."
October 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
The President says that his team is accepting $130 million checks from individuals whose identities cannot be disclosed and using that money to fund the military, so don't worry.
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One way to think about this, perhaps, is as a side effect of an increasingly plutocratic-standard society. As middle-class life becomes more fundamentally uncomfortable and plutocrats exercise increasingly visible influence, more busy, ambitious people feel an entitlement to billionaire-style life.
October 18, 2025 at 7:05 PM
One way to think about this, perhaps, is as a side effect of an increasingly plutocratic-standard society. As middle-class life becomes more fundamentally uncomfortable and plutocrats exercise increasingly visible influence, more busy, ambitious people feel an entitlement to billionaire-style life.
A small thing—but also not—is that I've never seen a greater explosion of misuses of the English language by people in public life wearing suits and ties than recently. "Begs the question" is one of the most minor. It helps support this sense of language coming unmoored from reality.
Sean Duffy: "The No Kings protest, Maria, really frustrating. This is part of antifa, paid protesters. It begs the question who's funding it."
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
A small thing—but also not—is that I've never seen a greater explosion of misuses of the English language by people in public life wearing suits and ties than recently. "Begs the question" is one of the most minor. It helps support this sense of language coming unmoored from reality.
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Diane Keaton, who died today, at 79, was “one of the most comedically pure and brainy actresses in our midst,” Penelope Gilliatt wrote, in 1978. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1978/12/25/diane-keaton-her-own-best-disputant
October 11, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Diane Keaton, who died today, at 79, was “one of the most comedically pure and brainy actresses in our midst,” Penelope Gilliatt wrote, in 1978. https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/1978/12/25/diane-keaton-her-own-best-disputant
I disagree. High school and college are still, for better and worse, the closest things to wormholes in American society—where people can enter with one future and exit with another—and places of intellectual acculturation, where style and values are set. Flip a switch there, and the effects ripple.
It is frankly strange to be this obsessed with college if you no longer attend one and do not work in education. More people in legacy media need to be told that.
And who is the author of this op-ed? The billionaire CEO of an asset management firm who helped author the compact.
October 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
I disagree. High school and college are still, for better and worse, the closest things to wormholes in American society—where people can enter with one future and exit with another—and places of intellectual acculturation, where style and values are set. Flip a switch there, and the effects ripple.
I still agree with the guy who wrote this.
The only reason to hire a critic, instead of giving a megaphone to the crowd, is that creative work—books most of all—isn’t processed as a collective. People make sense of art as individuals, and their experiences of the work differ individually, too. @nathanheller.bsky.social, @newyorker.com, 2017
September 11, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I still agree with the guy who wrote this.
Anyone who has spent time in archives knows that one of the things that really vanished with the end of the pen-and-typewriter age is colored paper. Letters, manuscripts, etc., used to be done on paper of all hues. For several decades everything written at the NYer was done on canary-yellow paper.
September 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Anyone who has spent time in archives knows that one of the things that really vanished with the end of the pen-and-typewriter age is colored paper. Letters, manuscripts, etc., used to be done on paper of all hues. For several decades everything written at the NYer was done on canary-yellow paper.
A well-put point.
It’s not just that every accusation is a confession; every accusation is also a rationalization. Trump constantly pretended Biden was personally directing prosecutions of Trump & allies, when of course DOJ norms would have made it unthinkable for the White House to have any direct contact.
SCOOP: Donald Trump and DOJ ‘Special Attorney for Mortgage Fraud’ Ed Martin are speaking as often as four times per week as the GOP activist prepares to seek indictments against prominent Democrats
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a...
August 29, 2025 at 8:03 PM
A well-put point.
From this week's @newyorker.com anniversary issue: me on the paragraph-level genius of E. B. White. www.newyorker.com/magazine/tak...
Nathan Heller on E. B. White’s Paragraph About the Moon Landing
What sort of response could measure up to the occasion? White’s idea was as simple as it was audacious.
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August 28, 2025 at 6:44 PM
From this week's @newyorker.com anniversary issue: me on the paragraph-level genius of E. B. White. www.newyorker.com/magazine/tak...
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remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
August 27, 2025 at 6:42 PM
remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature
Scott Bessent went from public school to Yale, where he subsequently did some teaching on economic history. He worked in his industry for forty years. These tributes, of which this one isn't the most comical, must surely mark the exact point where careerism meets self-loathing.
Scott Bessent praises Trump like a parent praises their 3-year-old
August 26, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Scott Bessent went from public school to Yale, where he subsequently did some teaching on economic history. He worked in his industry for forty years. These tributes, of which this one isn't the most comical, must surely mark the exact point where careerism meets self-loathing.
The Glib, Asinine Artlessness of Web Headlines has become too much. Can we go back already to when headlines were good? Who on Earth wants these?
August 26, 2025 at 3:41 PM
The Glib, Asinine Artlessness of Web Headlines has become too much. Can we go back already to when headlines were good? Who on Earth wants these?
My colleague @zhelfand.bsky.social gets New Yorker fact checking right in this delightful history. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
The History of The New Yorker’s Vaunted Fact-Checking Department
Reporters engage in charm and betrayal; checkers are in the harm-reduction business.
www.newyorker.com
August 26, 2025 at 3:10 PM
My colleague @zhelfand.bsky.social gets New Yorker fact checking right in this delightful history. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
It is comical and alarming how many financial potholes and structural flaws are now paved over with the idea of selling brand merchandise.
August 26, 2025 at 12:10 AM
It is comical and alarming how many financial potholes and structural flaws are now paved over with the idea of selling brand merchandise.
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I love reading how writers edit themselves, so to read how E.B. White revised and revised to write this, "a single perfect paragraph," is delightful. (Also? I had no idea that anyone had ever been labeled a "paragrapher.")
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August 24, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I love reading how writers edit themselves, so to read how E.B. White revised and revised to write this, "a single perfect paragraph," is delightful. (Also? I had no idea that anyone had ever been labeled a "paragrapher.")
@nathanheller.bsky.social @newyorker.com
link.newyorker.com/view/5be9f03...
@nathanheller.bsky.social @newyorker.com
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This is extremely funny. defector.com/it-took-many...
It Took Many Years And Billions Of Dollars, But Microsoft Finally Invented A Calculator That Is Wrong Sometimes | Defector
It’s not AI winter just yet, though there is a distinct chill in the air. Meta is shaking up and downsizing its artificial intelligence division. A new report out of MIT finds that 95 percent of compa...
defector.com
August 21, 2025 at 3:38 AM
This is extremely funny. defector.com/it-took-many...
My theory that issues cropping up in San Francisco show up in other major cities two or three years later seems to be holding. Here's my @newyorker.com piece on the crime-and-collapse narrative that became a political tool there after the pandemic. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
What Happened to San Francisco, Really?
It depends on which tech bro, city official, billionaire investor, grassroots activist, or Michelin-starred restaurateur you ask.
www.newyorker.com
August 14, 2025 at 3:03 PM
My theory that issues cropping up in San Francisco show up in other major cities two or three years later seems to be holding. Here's my @newyorker.com piece on the crime-and-collapse narrative that became a political tool there after the pandemic. www.newyorker.com/magazine/202...
Galling to watch institutions of fact and culture—universities, publications, museums, etc.—gasp for survival, then read of capital rushing to startups seeking to implant computers in the brain. I wonder how many people feel that their main obstacle in life has been insufficient brain compute.
August 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Galling to watch institutions of fact and culture—universities, publications, museums, etc.—gasp for survival, then read of capital rushing to startups seeking to implant computers in the brain. I wonder how many people feel that their main obstacle in life has been insufficient brain compute.
Some may find the argument of this wide-ranging essay—not least its sudden and surprising turn to the Time Warner/AOL demerger of 2009 as a model—incoherent, and, in that way, an indication of some value in humanistic training after all.
In which a Yale prof calls for jettisoning humanities to make way for science-only universities.
“scientists… are being punished for the sins of [humanities scholars] because we all live under one roof. I cannot see a compelling reason for our continued cohabitation.”
“scientists… are being punished for the sins of [humanities scholars] because we all live under one roof. I cannot see a compelling reason for our continued cohabitation.”
Unyoke the Sciences From the Humanities
Arts and sciences typically cohabitate. Should they?
thedispatch.com
August 13, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Some may find the argument of this wide-ranging essay—not least its sudden and surprising turn to the Time Warner/AOL demerger of 2009 as a model—incoherent, and, in that way, an indication of some value in humanistic training after all.