Hope your experience is better than mine last year. The room was full of, uh, shall we say film-school types, who burst into fits of hysterics *every time* Cruise opened his mouth to talk. So, y’know, about 80% of the pic. They must’ve just done a class on the film’s subtextual satire or something 🤪

Yes! It’s a hoot.

The edge of the T kinda tricks you into thinking it’s there. But it’s not. It’s not!!! 😩

Perturbing lack of apostrophe aside, I’m rather fond of this sleazy li’l seasonal sucker.

I don’t usually bother tbh. My fiancé put me to shame with two huge, gorgeously decorated trees this year though, so, I figured I should make *somewhat* of an effort… 😆

Aye, she’s a cutie.

‘Margaret’! 🤩

If you’re in the mood for the driest, unsexiest, most monotonous experience of your adult life - then sure. Otherwise, I’d stay far, far away. (Seriously, they’re dogshit.)

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