Naomi Sloane YVR
@naomisloane.bsky.social
Hands on dating coach. Passionate companion. Silly intellectual. Vancouver, Canada. naomisloane.com
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Did you know that I offer hands on dating coaching? If insecurity, inexperience, shyness, or anything else is holding you back from the joy of connecting with others, we should talk. I love to counsel, support, and guide both across the table and through live feedback in the bedroom! 21+ only
Let’s meet for coffee or a drink and talk through your questions, fears, and dreams around your dating life. After that I’ll teach you a thing or two in the bedroom—education, fun, and never any judgment. Book a dating coaching session with me today!
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February 7, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Let’s meet for coffee or a drink and talk through your questions, fears, and dreams around your dating life. After that I’ll teach you a thing or two in the bedroom—education, fun, and never any judgment. Book a dating coaching session with me today!
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In the midst of getting a fresh mani pedi and looking forward to a foot massage machine that’s supposed to arrive today. A gift from a generous online suitor! 🦶🏻💅🏻
February 3, 2026 at 9:14 PM
In the midst of getting a fresh mani pedi and looking forward to a foot massage machine that’s supposed to arrive today. A gift from a generous online suitor! 🦶🏻💅🏻
Did you know that I offer hands on dating coaching? If insecurity, inexperience, shyness, or anything else is holding you back from the joy of connecting with others, we should talk. I love to counsel, support, and guide both across the table and through live feedback in the bedroom! 21+ only
February 2, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Did you know that I offer hands on dating coaching? If insecurity, inexperience, shyness, or anything else is holding you back from the joy of connecting with others, we should talk. I love to counsel, support, and guide both across the table and through live feedback in the bedroom! 21+ only
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Waking up to who you are in this brand new world can feel exciting. Let’s explore that together.
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
October 8, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Waking up to who you are in this brand new world can feel exciting. Let’s explore that together.
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
@ilsensual.bsky.social has that magic 📸
Throwback to when I was blond 👱🏻♀️
February 1, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Throwback to when I was blond 👱🏻♀️
Catherine! 😭
Beetlejuice was my fav movie as a kid. Just last night I was watching Schitt’s Creek and going on and on about how Moira Rose is the best character ever and a certain special someone and I watched this hilarious in-character acceptance speech. RIP to a legend ❤️
youtu.be/f7ofZLS_LMA?...
Beetlejuice was my fav movie as a kid. Just last night I was watching Schitt’s Creek and going on and on about how Moira Rose is the best character ever and a certain special someone and I watched this hilarious in-character acceptance speech. RIP to a legend ❤️
youtu.be/f7ofZLS_LMA?...
Catherine O'Hara Speech
YouTube video by The Canadian Academy
youtu.be
January 30, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Catherine! 😭
Beetlejuice was my fav movie as a kid. Just last night I was watching Schitt’s Creek and going on and on about how Moira Rose is the best character ever and a certain special someone and I watched this hilarious in-character acceptance speech. RIP to a legend ❤️
youtu.be/f7ofZLS_LMA?...
Beetlejuice was my fav movie as a kid. Just last night I was watching Schitt’s Creek and going on and on about how Moira Rose is the best character ever and a certain special someone and I watched this hilarious in-character acceptance speech. RIP to a legend ❤️
youtu.be/f7ofZLS_LMA?...
Get it while you still can!
My hiatus is starting February 18th. I’ll see you all in June! 🖤
January 30, 2026 at 5:19 PM
Get it while you still can!
Five jobs I’ve had:
Doggy Daycare Attendant
Bicycle Mechanic
Manager for a non profit
Global Consultant/researcher/writer
Sex Worker
Bonus: Production Assistant for national music magazine
Doggy Daycare Attendant
Bicycle Mechanic
Manager for a non profit
Global Consultant/researcher/writer
Sex Worker
Bonus: Production Assistant for national music magazine
Five jobs I've had:
-receptionist
-support person for a young moms program
-food trucker
-sex worker
-florist
-receptionist
-support person for a young moms program
-food trucker
-sex worker
-florist
Five jobs I've had:
-janitor
-painter
-professor
-sex worker
-innkeeper
-janitor
-painter
-professor
-sex worker
-innkeeper
January 30, 2026 at 3:39 PM
Five jobs I’ve had:
Doggy Daycare Attendant
Bicycle Mechanic
Manager for a non profit
Global Consultant/researcher/writer
Sex Worker
Bonus: Production Assistant for national music magazine
Doggy Daycare Attendant
Bicycle Mechanic
Manager for a non profit
Global Consultant/researcher/writer
Sex Worker
Bonus: Production Assistant for national music magazine
Persephone is SO HOT 🥵
Dry January turned a little damp😭 trust I will be locking in February.
January 29, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Persephone is SO HOT 🥵
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Life is rich.
I return to Toronto Feb 28-March 7.
See you again soon.
I return to Toronto Feb 28-March 7.
See you again soon.
January 29, 2026 at 7:34 PM
Life is rich.
I return to Toronto Feb 28-March 7.
See you again soon.
I return to Toronto Feb 28-March 7.
See you again soon.
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Good boys of Vancouver,
It could be you I’m gazing down at, but you haven’t booked a session.
You know you want to grovel at my feet.
Stop being pathetic for once and POLITELY slip into my DMs. Be on your best behaviour.
See you soon.
#femdom #dominatrix #cbt #pegging #submission
It could be you I’m gazing down at, but you haven’t booked a session.
You know you want to grovel at my feet.
Stop being pathetic for once and POLITELY slip into my DMs. Be on your best behaviour.
See you soon.
#femdom #dominatrix #cbt #pegging #submission
December 30, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Good boys of Vancouver,
It could be you I’m gazing down at, but you haven’t booked a session.
You know you want to grovel at my feet.
Stop being pathetic for once and POLITELY slip into my DMs. Be on your best behaviour.
See you soon.
#femdom #dominatrix #cbt #pegging #submission
It could be you I’m gazing down at, but you haven’t booked a session.
You know you want to grovel at my feet.
Stop being pathetic for once and POLITELY slip into my DMs. Be on your best behaviour.
See you soon.
#femdom #dominatrix #cbt #pegging #submission
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Toronto, I’ll be yours Feb 16-23 ❤️
January 20, 2026 at 9:11 PM
Toronto, I’ll be yours Feb 16-23 ❤️
POV: You are in trouble because you are v bad
Also, comment if you came here from X bc I told you to
Also, comment if you came here from X bc I told you to
January 29, 2026 at 3:44 AM
POV: You are in trouble because you are v bad
Also, comment if you came here from X bc I told you to
Also, comment if you came here from X bc I told you to
Is anyone else late to The Pitt? One episode had a thing I couldn’t handle so I paused it for a long time but now I’m back and I’m IN iT
January 29, 2026 at 3:38 AM
Is anyone else late to The Pitt? One episode had a thing I couldn’t handle so I paused it for a long time but now I’m back and I’m IN iT
In case of 🍆 emergency: Please note! I’m gonna have some short notice availability today and this evening
January 28, 2026 at 8:51 PM
In case of 🍆 emergency: Please note! I’m gonna have some short notice availability today and this evening
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Waxahatchee (x2)
Lucinda Williams (x6)
Warped Tour (x3? In the late 90s including Eminem lol)
Dead Moon
MJ Lenderman
Waxahatchee (x2)
Lucinda Williams (x6)
Warped Tour (x3? In the late 90s including Eminem lol)
Dead Moon
MJ Lenderman
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Black Eyed Peas (Rihanna opened)
Tarrus Riley
Roger Waters
Collective Soul
Bad Religion
Black Eyed Peas (Rihanna opened)
Tarrus Riley
Roger Waters
Collective Soul
Bad Religion
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to:
Radiohead
Janelle Monae
American Football
Ms Lauryn Hill
Dolly Parton
Radiohead
Janelle Monae
American Football
Ms Lauryn Hill
Dolly Parton
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you’ve been to:
Waxahatchee (x2)
Lucinda Williams (x6)
Warped Tour (x3? In the late 90s including Eminem lol)
Dead Moon
MJ Lenderman
Waxahatchee (x2)
Lucinda Williams (x6)
Warped Tour (x3? In the late 90s including Eminem lol)
Dead Moon
MJ Lenderman
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See you on the 30th!
Don't miss the chance to see me before my hiatus! 😽
Don't miss the chance to see me before my hiatus! 😽
January 28, 2026 at 8:56 AM
See you on the 30th!
Don't miss the chance to see me before my hiatus! 😽
Don't miss the chance to see me before my hiatus! 😽
Announcement: Last night, I had the fried chicken at Nightingale and it was so good I told the server it was “the bomb dot com,” which was super normal and cool and also sophisticated of me
January 28, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Announcement: Last night, I had the fried chicken at Nightingale and it was so good I told the server it was “the bomb dot com,” which was super normal and cool and also sophisticated of me
Ooh my next follower will be my 69th 😎 who will get it?
January 28, 2026 at 5:41 AM
Ooh my next follower will be my 69th 😎 who will get it?
I’m part way through my second masters degree but I swear the smartest idea I’ve ever had is to put the whole pint in the microwave for 20 seconds (on defrost) to make the ice cream scoopable rather than all that hot water on the spoon nonsense
January 28, 2026 at 5:36 AM
I’m part way through my second masters degree but I swear the smartest idea I’ve ever had is to put the whole pint in the microwave for 20 seconds (on defrost) to make the ice cream scoopable rather than all that hot water on the spoon nonsense
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Well is time to get this account popping!! Why not do the christening with an announcement!!
Last time was amazing so I decided to run it back. I haven’t had the chance to make snowmen this year.
Toronto be prepared for Feb 8 to 16. Snow angels are going to hate to see me coming.
Last time was amazing so I decided to run it back. I haven’t had the chance to make snowmen this year.
Toronto be prepared for Feb 8 to 16. Snow angels are going to hate to see me coming.
January 27, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Well is time to get this account popping!! Why not do the christening with an announcement!!
Last time was amazing so I decided to run it back. I haven’t had the chance to make snowmen this year.
Toronto be prepared for Feb 8 to 16. Snow angels are going to hate to see me coming.
Last time was amazing so I decided to run it back. I haven’t had the chance to make snowmen this year.
Toronto be prepared for Feb 8 to 16. Snow angels are going to hate to see me coming.
POV you open the door to the wrong bathroom but then actually it’s the right bathroom 🫦
January 27, 2026 at 7:22 PM
POV you open the door to the wrong bathroom but then actually it’s the right bathroom 🫦
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I have created a Vancouver BC Starter Pack so you can follow all your favorite cuties. ✨
Let me know if you would like to be included.
go.bsky.app/4it4Poo
Let me know if you would like to be included.
go.bsky.app/4it4Poo
January 17, 2026 at 1:02 AM
I have created a Vancouver BC Starter Pack so you can follow all your favorite cuties. ✨
Let me know if you would like to be included.
go.bsky.app/4it4Poo
Let me know if you would like to be included.
go.bsky.app/4it4Poo
I made it to Bluesky! Which pic should be my profile pic? One of these? Or the one I currently have?
January 27, 2026 at 6:34 PM
I made it to Bluesky! Which pic should be my profile pic? One of these? Or the one I currently have?