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Cady
@namelytaken.bsky.social
Just a human quipping into the void and empathizing all over the place

she/her | parent | historian | gamer | writer | community manager
#winterstormenzo means I haven’t gone anywhere or seen anyone since I was 26. It was a different life then
a cartoon of perry the platypus talking on a cell phone
Alt: a cartoon of candace flynn from phineas and ferb talking on a cell phone saying “it’s been 4 days”
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January 24, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Doom scrolling the news after one of my kids decided to get up for the day at 4am

#parenting
January 24, 2025 at 10:42 AM
Have we not come far enough as a society that we can stop playing “do they know it’s christmas at all” on the radio

#christmassongs #badchristmassongs
#mypoorears
December 13, 2024 at 6:48 PM
If I had a nickel for every time this happened I would have two nickels. It’s not a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
December 9, 2024 at 3:16 PM
Always such a lively event over here when my toddlers hear a plane overhead.

Both kids rush to the nearest window, they start climbing the furniture to get the best view, and the dialogue is just fantastic.

“What’s that!?? I see it! I catch it!! I try jump and catch it!”

#thesmallthings
December 8, 2024 at 5:17 PM
We’re innovating here. A planecar hybrid designed by my three year old, engineered by myself. It drives and flies— the dream car.

Toddlers are so easy to please sometimes.
December 7, 2024 at 3:13 PM
Reposted by Cady
doctor: your blood glucose is over 800

cookie monster: is that bad

doctor: sir it's deadly

Cookie Monster: (softly) me want cookie
December 6, 2024 at 12:01 PM
This is probably the least christmasy Christmas season I have ever had. Like, how is it December right now?
December 6, 2024 at 5:36 AM
Should I have gotten a history degree? Probably not. Would I do it again? Absolutely.

#historymajor #uselessdegree #history
December 6, 2024 at 5:19 AM
Parenthood is no longer having to hide my ridiculous snacking from my mom, but from my children instead.

#allthesnacks #popcornfordinner
December 6, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Wrote this poem about social conflict theory in my first sociology class back in 2018. I think it’s apt even now.
December 6, 2024 at 2:15 AM
I need Bob Ross as my GPS. Hit a tree? That’s just a happy little accident
November 23, 2024 at 10:14 PM
It’s hard to build something with structural integrity when people keep knocking it down.
November 21, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Nothing puts me in a better mood first thing in the morning than having to carefully parse job application responses on the off chance it’s not a formulated rejection message

#jobs #rejectionslikerain
November 21, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Feels like some days are just me counting down the minutes until bedtime #toddlers
sulley from monsters inc is saying you go to sleep
Alt: sulley from monsters inc is saying you go to sleep
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Any good history, psychology, or anthropology accounts on here?
November 21, 2024 at 1:09 AM
Not me spending a good amount of time trying to mute as many of my phobias as possible in the settings ✍️✍️
November 21, 2024 at 1:06 AM