NaffNaffBobFace
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Welcome to a feed of the everyday mundane, release yourself form the shackles of entertainment and embrace the boredom! (Joined 14/11/2024)
P!ease note my DM's don't work due to laws where i live and my being too lazy to jump through hoops, apologies.
P!ease note my DM's don't work due to laws where i live and my being too lazy to jump through hoops, apologies.
Everyones a critic, eh? Was his rendition of Wonderwall any good?
December 8, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Everyones a critic, eh? Was his rendition of Wonderwall any good?
A bird flew in through the open office window, did a circuit and BAM flew right into a closed window. Dozy bugger was stunned, just picked it up and chucked it back out. Well, it all went according to my plan, because the boss chucked me a tenner for the pleasure of handling my own homing pigeon.
December 7, 2025 at 9:28 PM
A bird flew in through the open office window, did a circuit and BAM flew right into a closed window. Dozy bugger was stunned, just picked it up and chucked it back out. Well, it all went according to my plan, because the boss chucked me a tenner for the pleasure of handling my own homing pigeon.
So what question did I ask, Bentley?
December 7, 2025 at 4:34 PM
So what question did I ask, Bentley?
"Customers aren't buying anymore what can we do?"
"The worst thing we could do is mass layoffs for short-term gain while putting prices up 33%"
"Good point! You're fired, so is everyone else. Put prices up to £80 and get rid of physical releases, make ownership a licence to access, not own. Sorted!"
"The worst thing we could do is mass layoffs for short-term gain while putting prices up 33%"
"Good point! You're fired, so is everyone else. Put prices up to £80 and get rid of physical releases, make ownership a licence to access, not own. Sorted!"
December 7, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"Customers aren't buying anymore what can we do?"
"The worst thing we could do is mass layoffs for short-term gain while putting prices up 33%"
"Good point! You're fired, so is everyone else. Put prices up to £80 and get rid of physical releases, make ownership a licence to access, not own. Sorted!"
"The worst thing we could do is mass layoffs for short-term gain while putting prices up 33%"
"Good point! You're fired, so is everyone else. Put prices up to £80 and get rid of physical releases, make ownership a licence to access, not own. Sorted!"
A Reform leader got 10 and a half years prison for taking bribes to carry out a hostile nation states orders. While there's no suggestion the Reform head was bribed, if he wasn't his parroting/amplification says he agrees with that hostile propaganda. Either reality is the end for ambitions to be PM
December 7, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A Reform leader got 10 and a half years prison for taking bribes to carry out a hostile nation states orders. While there's no suggestion the Reform head was bribed, if he wasn't his parroting/amplification says he agrees with that hostile propaganda. Either reality is the end for ambitions to be PM
Hi Bentley, nice to meet you. I don't believe that's rephrasing the question, that's changing it...?
December 7, 2025 at 11:20 AM
Hi Bentley, nice to meet you. I don't believe that's rephrasing the question, that's changing it...?
Ohhh, nooo i think I've just worked it out. To get a truly objective answer to "Is this a Christmas Movie?" we have to ask someone in a country that doesn't observe Christmas. Prompted by someone talking about thanksgiving movies. I don't live in a country that has thanksgiving, means nothing to me.
December 7, 2025 at 8:04 AM
Ohhh, nooo i think I've just worked it out. To get a truly objective answer to "Is this a Christmas Movie?" we have to ask someone in a country that doesn't observe Christmas. Prompted by someone talking about thanksgiving movies. I don't live in a country that has thanksgiving, means nothing to me.
Hi Colin, I've always wondered why Scotland wants independence when trying for equal 25% representation across the four nations or even majority representation for Scotland in the Union is an option to aim for, too?
December 7, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Hi Colin, I've always wondered why Scotland wants independence when trying for equal 25% representation across the four nations or even majority representation for Scotland in the Union is an option to aim for, too?
Then: "Lets fund our NHS instead"
Day after the vote: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-... but www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Now: "Lets close the NHS, get private health insurance"
Fact is he knew and used it keeping shtum until the lie worked then reneged on it literally immediately.
Day after the vote: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-... but www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Now: "Lets close the NHS, get private health insurance"
Fact is he knew and used it keeping shtum until the lie worked then reneged on it literally immediately.
Nigel Farage Admonished On ITV For 'Mistaken' £350m NHS Funding Pledge
'It was a huge part of Leave's propaganda.'
www.huffingtonpost.co.uk
December 7, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Then: "Lets fund our NHS instead"
Day after the vote: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-... but www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Now: "Lets close the NHS, get private health insurance"
Fact is he knew and used it keeping shtum until the lie worked then reneged on it literally immediately.
Day after the vote: www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/nigel-... but www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli...
Now: "Lets close the NHS, get private health insurance"
Fact is he knew and used it keeping shtum until the lie worked then reneged on it literally immediately.
Same, i don't shop for underwear anymore I just put nice things like a new watch, posh fountain pen, George Foreman Grill etc in my list to Santa and without fail I get a years worth of socks and pants. If i could work out what to ask him to get a couple of vests that'd be champion. Maybe a pony?
December 6, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Same, i don't shop for underwear anymore I just put nice things like a new watch, posh fountain pen, George Foreman Grill etc in my list to Santa and without fail I get a years worth of socks and pants. If i could work out what to ask him to get a couple of vests that'd be champion. Maybe a pony?
No Sid, but it is difficult to see your responses as they're not sending notifications for some reason, have to search them out to check if you have responded. Anyway, as you won't explain your post I'll have to draw my own conclusion that you want Farage to have therapy because he's not sleeping 🤔
December 6, 2025 at 11:00 PM
No Sid, but it is difficult to see your responses as they're not sending notifications for some reason, have to search them out to check if you have responded. Anyway, as you won't explain your post I'll have to draw my own conclusion that you want Farage to have therapy because he's not sleeping 🤔
Still waiting for you to explain why you think Nigel needs therapy, Sid 👍
December 6, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Still waiting for you to explain why you think Nigel needs therapy, Sid 👍
If nothing else, a £9 million donation says in blazing letters fifty foot tall written in fire that he wants them to win elections. Thats what he expects from them. If he really wanted to give them millions for nothing he could have just given it to them personally in used notes.
December 6, 2025 at 10:48 PM
If nothing else, a £9 million donation says in blazing letters fifty foot tall written in fire that he wants them to win elections. Thats what he expects from them. If he really wanted to give them millions for nothing he could have just given it to them personally in used notes.
On October 28th this year my kid innocently ran up to me and started singing it. October! -_-
December 6, 2025 at 10:20 PM
On October 28th this year my kid innocently ran up to me and started singing it. October! -_-
I can see it now. Meanwhile i'd be at the controls of a flying saucer somewhere near Neptune having been mistaken for the small gray pilot, having no idea how to fly it and being accused by the passengers of running up the taxi fare by taking the long route to Pluto. Typical, just my luck! :-/
December 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I can see it now. Meanwhile i'd be at the controls of a flying saucer somewhere near Neptune having been mistaken for the small gray pilot, having no idea how to fly it and being accused by the passengers of running up the taxi fare by taking the long route to Pluto. Typical, just my luck! :-/
I've been wondering which picture of me they'd use if i ever went missing, and although this is a picture of you, its so good i hope they'd use this one.
December 6, 2025 at 4:01 PM
I've been wondering which picture of me they'd use if i ever went missing, and although this is a picture of you, its so good i hope they'd use this one.
To put this in context that 120 million is 0.03% of the platform owners current personal fortune of 400 billion. It'd be 0.012% of the payday he'll get if he earns that Trillion he negotiated. While it's great measures are being taken, they are not on a comparable scale.
December 6, 2025 at 3:36 PM
To put this in context that 120 million is 0.03% of the platform owners current personal fortune of 400 billion. It'd be 0.012% of the payday he'll get if he earns that Trillion he negotiated. While it's great measures are being taken, they are not on a comparable scale.
As a kid I was at Hornsea Freeport with my parents and everything there was not at all for kids and dull as ditch water, until I saw a shop sign 'Warners' shouted "All right!" at the top of my voice thinking it was Warner Brothers, only to run in and find it was a lingerie shop.
December 6, 2025 at 1:41 PM
As a kid I was at Hornsea Freeport with my parents and everything there was not at all for kids and dull as ditch water, until I saw a shop sign 'Warners' shouted "All right!" at the top of my voice thinking it was Warner Brothers, only to run in and find it was a lingerie shop.
If only reporting had blown up about a leader of his party going to prison for 10 and a half years for something or other... I'm pretty sure it was the biggest political scandal in the last 10 years but it was so under reported I just cant recall what it was..?
December 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
If only reporting had blown up about a leader of his party going to prison for 10 and a half years for something or other... I'm pretty sure it was the biggest political scandal in the last 10 years but it was so under reported I just cant recall what it was..?
It's important not to forget one of Reforms leaders is in prison for ten and a half years for taking bribes from a hostile foreign state to carry out its orders. Seems to have been drowned out by how big a tool its head has been all his life, but it's the biggest political scandal in about 10 years.
December 6, 2025 at 11:24 AM
It's important not to forget one of Reforms leaders is in prison for ten and a half years for taking bribes from a hostile foreign state to carry out its orders. Seems to have been drowned out by how big a tool its head has been all his life, but it's the biggest political scandal in about 10 years.
The presence of theobromine in chocolate means there is a lethal dosage - 32kg of milk chocolate for an average sized person. While some say its not possible to kill someone with 32kg of choc, I argue they have not tried dropping it off the side of a building in one big solid lump on to them 👍
December 6, 2025 at 7:20 AM
The presence of theobromine in chocolate means there is a lethal dosage - 32kg of milk chocolate for an average sized person. While some say its not possible to kill someone with 32kg of choc, I argue they have not tried dropping it off the side of a building in one big solid lump on to them 👍