n3rdopolis
@n3rdopolis.bsky.social
pedantic: That was 2025-01-19, the night before the inauguration. But yeah, that was NOT a normal thing to say.
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
pedantic: That was 2025-01-19, the night before the inauguration. But yeah, that was NOT a normal thing to say.
"
MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.
FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.
" -The Onion
MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.
FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.
" -The Onion
November 23, 2025 at 5:47 PM
"
MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.
FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.
" -The Onion
MYTH: ICE agents lack proper training.
FACT: Most have been racists their entire lives.
" -The Onion
The ones with the USB ports in the front in the hatch thing, that was too cramped for a good amount of flash drive models?
November 23, 2025 at 3:42 AM
The ones with the USB ports in the front in the hatch thing, that was too cramped for a good amount of flash drive models?
"
👐 [Elon] knows those computers better than anybody.
🙌 All those computers.
🫸🫷Those vote-counting computers 🫸🪗🫷,
👌 and we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. 🫲🫱
"
- Another all timer, not suspicious at all quote
👐 [Elon] knows those computers better than anybody.
🙌 All those computers.
🫸🫷Those vote-counting computers 🫸🪗🫷,
👌 and we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. 🫲🫱
"
- Another all timer, not suspicious at all quote
November 22, 2025 at 9:40 PM
"
👐 [Elon] knows those computers better than anybody.
🙌 All those computers.
🫸🫷Those vote-counting computers 🫸🪗🫷,
👌 and we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. 🫲🫱
"
- Another all timer, not suspicious at all quote
👐 [Elon] knows those computers better than anybody.
🙌 All those computers.
🫸🫷Those vote-counting computers 🫸🪗🫷,
👌 and we ended up winning Pennsylvania like in a landslide. 🫲🫱
"
- Another all timer, not suspicious at all quote
Every day we stray from Her guiding light
November 22, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Every day we stray from Her guiding light
So they have some concept of what time it bee?
November 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
So they have some concept of what time it bee?
Didn't see that one coming. She really piped up to drop that bomb about January 5th...
November 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Didn't see that one coming. She really piped up to drop that bomb about January 5th...
Y'all went straight for his jugular on this one
November 21, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Y'all went straight for his jugular on this one
Yeah, but you can't see them obviously, because they all go to different schools in Canada...
November 21, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Yeah, but you can't see them obviously, because they all go to different schools in Canada...
Rebecca Black is an icon
November 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Rebecca Black is an icon
I think literal actual Gronk has less CTE than Grok.
November 20, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I think literal actual Gronk has less CTE than Grok.
Oh wait, you mean to tell me this isn't the onion and Goodell is serious?
November 20, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Oh wait, you mean to tell me this isn't the onion and Goodell is serious?
Yeah, they need to ask their Elmer's Glue dealer what they are cutting their paste with these days. It must be some stuff they're huffing.
November 19, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Yeah, they need to ask their Elmer's Glue dealer what they are cutting their paste with these days. It must be some stuff they're huffing.
And maybe the season opener
November 19, 2025 at 4:46 PM
And maybe the season opener
Also, if they're so a-scared of him dropping access at the drop of a hat, can what they have *really* be called "access" in the first place?
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Also, if they're so a-scared of him dropping access at the drop of a hat, can what they have *really* be called "access" in the first place?
"chitter chitter, I mean uh... not a squirrel!"
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 PM
"chitter chitter, I mean uh... not a squirrel!"
"Both sides need to lower the temperate" - The NYT (probably)
November 19, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"Both sides need to lower the temperate" - The NYT (probably)
"...the revelation that Bidens them all is what happened at the famous chain restaurant favored by the President, known as 'McJoes' with the Ronald McJoe mascot..."
November 18, 2025 at 8:03 PM
"...the revelation that Bidens them all is what happened at the famous chain restaurant favored by the President, known as 'McJoes' with the Ronald McJoe mascot..."