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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 2h

This is how I find out. Lol

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Just Susan @sspicer29.bsky.social · 11h

Ukrainian flag.

Let's not forget they are fighting to keep their democracy and freedom.

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 11h

How much longer before Pepe LePew endorses Cuomo?

n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 12h

2016 totally didn't give me PTSD, and 2024 totally didn't make it 34x worse

a girl holding a cup and saucer with the words i 'm not nervous at all

ALT: a girl holding a cup and saucer with the words i 'm not nervous at all

media.tenor.com

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 14h

@kamalaharris.com Sue his ass!

n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 16h

And it's filled with inside jokes and references that only they get, (or people that follow news cycles closely, and know the horseshit they spread)

Like, Look at the autopen picture for Joe Biden. What normie swing voter is going to know WTF is going on there?

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 1d

I guess Christmas season starts after Halloween now.

I remember them playing Christmas music early intentionally (like a week or 2) during the 2008 recession, and it's drifted since

After the next Trump crash, they're probably going to be pushing the things into like July at this rate.

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 1d

"It seems that the abundance of microplastics in the 21st century got totally absorbed by this individual's bones, and caused them to grow to be freakishly large! An amazing discovery if the lab tests prove it..."

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 1d

"Patooka naaka Jedi Wookie Solo. Hohohohoho. Ahhhahahahaagghhh" - Trump (probably)

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 2d

This is what he’s building the ballroom at the White House for. bsky.app/profile/patr...

PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 2d

Dancers at Trump’s Halloween party as people begin losing food stamps under his administration

n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 1d

"Patakooa naaka Jedi Wookie Solo. Hohohohoho. ahahahahahaaaghh" - Trump (probably)

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 2d

And he hits it straight out of the park! It is gone out of stadium, and OH NO, IS THAT MY CAR?!

n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 2d

I'm glad it's not just me that thought that his name sounded like a player from like 1904 or something.

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 2d

I'm also pretty sure that on 2027-01-03 the Speaker resets. They had to revote this year. So we might have a chance if we can scrape back Congress in 2026

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 3d

Peter Thiel behind the wheel of a flying Tesla? He might get what he wishes for, but he better be careful

Fight GIF

Alt: Someone tossing an about 2 foot model plane, that gets no air, crashes instantly, and breaks apart

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 3d

This all but confirms that the record for longest shutdown is going to be broken, right?

n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 3d

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clover ⛈️ @closureforivy.bsky.social · 3d

in this thread i will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that taylor swift is trying to tell us that we *must* get down on friday

taylor swift entering a car with her left hand conspicuously placed on the side. she is in brown clothes and has her hair in a long fishtail braid

rebecca black from a the 'friday' remix. she is looking up and off camera. her hair is not in a fishtail braid. she is otherwise wearing black and blue

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The Onion @theonion.com · 3d

RFK Jr. Greets Trick-Or-Treaters With Big Bowl Of Ape Glands https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-greets-trick-or-treaters-with-big-bowl-of-ape-glands/

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 4d

"And ignore the fact that it's fire-colored, and the smell of sulfur"

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 4d

Does it rhyme with Sate Nilver?

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 4d

That's evil. haha.

n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 4d

The first half of 2021 or so (starting in January 21) felt so hopeful :(

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 5d

Call your doctor immediately if your kidneys explode, as this might be a sign of a rare, but serious side effect. Symptoms of sudden death were not common.

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 5d

"Perhaps he was dictating it"

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n3rdopolis @n3rdopolis.bsky.social · 5d

Elon! Knowing 🫸🫷Those vote-counting computers 🫸🪗🫷! Perfectly normal things to say about his top campaign surrogate! (Not) :(

While the hurricane would have still been awful, we know her admin would have not destroyed USAID

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