Myuphrid
@myuphrid.bsky.social
Pronounced MEW-frid. Harmless weirdo and costume enthusiast. NSFW stuff to be expected, standeth thou forewarned.
She/they pronouns, mid-30s.
She/they pronouns, mid-30s.
A more elaborate way to TP someone's house.
November 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
A more elaborate way to TP someone's house.
It'd be hilarious, right up untl you've done your business and need to get the paper off the roll.
November 15, 2025 at 9:36 PM
It'd be hilarious, right up untl you've done your business and need to get the paper off the roll.
"Uhh, what piercing options does my class get?"
November 15, 2025 at 9:33 PM
"Uhh, what piercing options does my class get?"
Blushing red-hot, he forces his massive scaly butt through the doorway into the meeting office and finally msuters the courage to look the interviewers in the eye... and sees three equally pear-shaped dragons smiling sympathetically back at him.
"You too, huh?"
"You too, huh?"
November 15, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Blushing red-hot, he forces his massive scaly butt through the doorway into the meeting office and finally msuters the courage to look the interviewers in the eye... and sees three equally pear-shaped dragons smiling sympathetically back at him.
"You too, huh?"
"You too, huh?"
Unless you have a big bathroom, you'd have a rough time finding space for it, either for use or for storage.
November 15, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Unless you have a big bathroom, you'd have a rough time finding space for it, either for use or for storage.
Eat it as a snack like a papadam?
November 15, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Eat it as a snack like a papadam?
I'm sure it's only a temporary condition.
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
I'm sure it's only a temporary condition.
You're welcome! I hope you both have a long and happy life together!
November 15, 2025 at 6:25 PM
You're welcome! I hope you both have a long and happy life together!
That's wonderful news! Congratulations to you and your mum-wife!
November 15, 2025 at 6:14 PM
That's wonderful news! Congratulations to you and your mum-wife!
It was inevitable, really. The Pokemon world would be absolutely awash with furries.
November 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
It was inevitable, really. The Pokemon world would be absolutely awash with furries.
I get the feeling that you'll be having a looot of fun when you finally get the chance to become Minnie!
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I get the feeling that you'll be having a looot of fun when you finally get the chance to become Minnie!
Some might say that it's a tad redundant to create a screen you can watch using a screen, but if it gives you the chance to be a horny rubber creature, then it's worth it.
November 15, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Some might say that it's a tad redundant to create a screen you can watch using a screen, but if it gives you the chance to be a horny rubber creature, then it's worth it.
Money as a limiting factor for one's hobbies is always a depressing thing.
November 14, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Money as a limiting factor for one's hobbies is always a depressing thing.
Arise, Fnooktimus Prime.
November 14, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Arise, Fnooktimus Prime.
I'm not sure even Sigma would take her.
November 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I'm not sure even Sigma would take her.
Yoshi wins by doing absolutely everything.
November 14, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Yoshi wins by doing absolutely everything.
Awesome! Congratulations, and I hope this job is better than you current one!
November 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Awesome! Congratulations, and I hope this job is better than you current one!
And why not? He's a handsome devil and he knows it!
November 14, 2025 at 5:14 PM
And why not? He's a handsome devil and he knows it!
At least Navi didn't think she was funny.
November 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
At least Navi didn't think she was funny.
The reason Samus is mostly silent has less to do with the scarcity of people to talk to, and more to do with the fact that she's host to a dozen or so conflicting inner monologues and doesn't want to accidentally give voice to the wrong thought at a bad moment.
November 14, 2025 at 4:18 PM
The reason Samus is mostly silent has less to do with the scarcity of people to talk to, and more to do with the fact that she's host to a dozen or so conflicting inner monologues and doesn't want to accidentally give voice to the wrong thought at a bad moment.