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Chris Shaffer, aka MythicFox
@mythicfox.bsky.social
190 followers 72 following 960 posts
Furry, gamer, writer. Occasionally NSFW (under-18 DNI). Bi/pan, he/him. You want me to follow you back and I don't obviously know you from elsewhere, please introduce yourself. Icon by https://bsky.app/profile/rhari.bsky.social
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October 20, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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That's when you bust this one out.
A meme made up of three panels made from Sailor Moon screenshots. In the first, Tuxedo Mask has his cape held out and is about to turn and leave, saying "My job here is done." In the second, Sailor Moon says "But you didn't do anything." In the third, Tuxedo Mask simply turns and leaves without rebuttal.
October 2, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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The Procession of Shame from "What We Do in the Shadows" (the film, not the series), in which three vampires walk in a circle around a fourth, pointing at him and saying "Shame" over and over as his awesome friend Stu watches on.
May 28, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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A screenshot from the Star Trek TNG episode "Darmok" with the caption: "Captain America, at the meeting, the reference understood."
May 16, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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I keep forgetting to share this -- my birthday was last week, and my roommate @teddydeadrat.bsky.social surprised me with these absolutely gorgeous dice!
A black metal case with artwork of a vaguely-Eastern styled dragon, with the shapes of blank dice floating in the background. In one corner is a company logo for the manufacturer, DnDnD, featuring a d20 in a fancy border. An open case with seven dice in it, all nestled in black foam. The dice are the 'classic D&D' set, consisting of (in no particular order) a d4, a d6, a d8, a d10, a d%, a d12, and a d20. The dice are cherry-red metal with black ink numbers, and a design of branches and cherry blossoms spreading over them. A 20-sided die made of cherry-red metal with black ink numbers, and a design of branches and cherry blossoms spreading over it, sitting on a wooden table. A 6-sided die made of cherry-red metal with black ink numbers, and a design of branches and cherry blossoms spreading over it, being held with a corner facing the camera to show off the design across multiple sides. A d20 in the same style sits on a table in the background.
May 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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A picture of four plastic paddles, each in a different color: black, purple, blue, and red. The surface of each is studded with a number of Lego pieces, for maximum pain and suffering when applied properly.
March 29, 2025 at 9:03 AM
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Well, it does occur to me it's been a while since you've drawn Jex... #DrawMeRhari
A reference sheet for 'Jex,' an anthropomorphic skunk in casual clothing. Image source: https://www.furaffinity.net/view/19617693/
March 15, 2025 at 6:09 AM
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If you see this post, post or quote repost a tree. 🌳
A tree at nighttime in the middle of winter, its branches seemingly outlined by snow settled on them.
March 6, 2025 at 9:27 AM
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A drawing of a coffee cup with the caption "I am awake. Please respect my privacy during this difficult time."
February 21, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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I so rarely get to use this gif! Huzzah!
Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force, asking Steve to 'behold' corn. (No, that sentence doesn't make substantially more sense with context.)
January 31, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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One of the llamas from "Llamas With Hats" dressed like a Warhammer 40K character, saying "But CAAAAAARL, that's HERESY."
December 27, 2024 at 12:23 AM
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Animated gif of Kiryu from the Yakuza/Like A Dragon games giving an enthusiastic thumbs-up.
December 16, 2024 at 1:34 AM
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(Old-timey train ticket guy voice) Cute animal checkpoint! Produce your cute animals!
A close-up picture of a fluffy gray and white cat laying in loaf-mode on a bed. The tip of her tongue is sticking out in a little 'blep,' as if she's forgotten how to put it back in her head.
November 5, 2024 at 7:03 PM
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My brain went immediately to Prodigy doing technical support in Young Avengers.
Page two of Young Avengers Vol. 2, issue #6. Prodigy is in a cubicle doing technical support over the phone for someone trying to disarm a bomb. Page three of Young Avengers Vol. 2, issue #6. Prodigy is in a cubicle giving instructions over the phone to disable a bomb using some comic book super-science gizmos. In the last panel he takes a call from someone who needs help with Elektra.
September 19, 2024 at 11:11 PM
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Me, when I'm using a Tri-Stringer in Splatoon 3 and see one on the opposing team.
A frame from Robin Hood: Men in Tights where Robin (played by Cary Elwes) has just interrupted a kiss with Maid Marian (played by Amy Yasbeck) to ask "An archery contest?"
September 18, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Wow, I didn't realize I joined Bluesky a year ago yesterday. Which is also, apparently, about 9M users ago. Neat!
A "celebrating 10 million Bluesky users" image indicating your humble poster, MythicFox, was user number 1,015,815.
September 17, 2024 at 1:30 AM
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Woo! We did it, chat! We broke the counter! #Splatoon #Splatoon3 #BigRun #GrandRun
A screenshot from Splatoon 3, of the GrizzCo lobby. An egg counter above the payout window and the intercom reads "999,999,999."
September 8, 2024 at 5:17 AM
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I'm reminded of something I read once -- I actually can't recall or find the original source, but I think it was the early small-press edition of "John Dies at the End." Either way, I wrote it down at the time but it's too long to post directly, hence the attached image.
Plain text, originally written by Jason Pargin/David Wong. It reads "I live in a world where nobody believes in ghosts but everybody believes in the soul. Go to a funeral and it's perfectly acceptable -- even expected -- to say something like, 'I know your father is in a better place, looking down on us.' But if you say, 'I see your father standing there in the corner, and you should know the separation from his physical body has already driven him insane,' then they ask you to leave."
July 26, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Thanks to the power of summer, I can be even more Furry Trash than usual in #Splatoon3. (In both classical and contemporary flavors.)
A screenshot from Splatoon 3 of a character standing on a grate in front of what resembles a historical Japanese structure. The character is holding an open bamboo umbrella and wears a haori, a kitsune mask, and a pair of 'animal paw' shoes. A screenshot from Splatoon 3 of a character on a ledge in front of a pool of water with a fountain in a shopping mall. The character is wears a kitsune mask, a blue peacoat, and blue and black sneakers.
June 28, 2024 at 11:47 PM
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Meme image from the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode "Darmok." The alien captain 'Dathon,' holding a dagger, says (via caption) "Captain America, at the meeting, the reference understood."
June 24, 2024 at 10:08 PM
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Reskeet your mental state
A picture of a screaming possum. The caption reads: "Unfortunately due to personal reasons:" across the top, and then on the bottom are just four straight lines of capital A's, indicating endless screaming.
June 19, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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This is an ideal situation for almost 8:40pm. Presented in both 'Murrican and metric.
A screenshot from the iOS Weather app, establishing that it is currently 79% humidity and feels like 87° Fahrenheit. A screenshot from the iOS Weather app, establishing that it is currently 79% humidity and feels like 31° Celsius.
June 19, 2024 at 12:40 AM
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Maggie wanted attention today so how we all have to look at her.
A gray and white fluffy cat lounging on a pillow, lit from the left and looking mildly annoyed. A window with Venetian blinds lets in light behind her. A close-up on the face of a gray and white fluffy cat lounging on a pillow, lit from the left and looking mildly annoyed. A window with Venetian blinds lets in light behind her.
May 7, 2024 at 7:43 PM
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Captain America saying "I Understood That Reference"
February 21, 2024 at 9:57 PM
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And finally, a mug with a very important lesson.
A black coffee mug with white text. The text is a line of dialogue from the game Disco Elysium, attributed to the character of Kim Kitsuragi. The dialogue reads: "Never fuck with Kim Kitsuragi."
February 14, 2024 at 2:11 AM