Myri✨️
myrianne93.bsky.social
Myri✨️
@myrianne93.bsky.social
I talk to strangers...sorry mom

Mrs.💍|Mommy x3|Hottie 🔥|Yap Extraordinaire
90s Baby|NOLA Native|Anime|Blerd|Surviving America
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Tell Me I’m Wrong…. When You Know I’m Right? Narcissist!! 🧐🤨🤔
November 9, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Shit I hate doing as a parent:

Bringing my kids to their lil friends events.

Why? Social anxiety + undercover MAGA families.
November 10, 2025 at 2:32 PM
Trump is playfully commentating the Washington Commanders game while people are starving. Wtf.
I'm sorry WHY THE FUCK IS THE PRESIDENT ON SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL?!!

PEOPLE HAVE NOT GOTTEN PAID IN OVER A MONTH!!!
CHILDREN ARE STARVING!!!!

HE'S COMMENTATING FOOTBALL!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:54 PM
I'm sorry WHY THE FUCK IS THE PRESIDENT ON SUNDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL?!!

PEOPLE HAVE NOT GOTTEN PAID IN OVER A MONTH!!!
CHILDREN ARE STARVING!!!!

HE'S COMMENTATING FOOTBALL!!!!
November 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Mine sounds like the action movie voice🤭
My morning voice sounds like a sexy cologne
November 9, 2025 at 4:01 PM
So how about we cancel the streaming subscriptions, subscribe to local journalism and read books and go outside for entertainment?

I'm asking for too much, arent I?
November 8, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Dirty Diana made me realize that my favorite type of song is a storytelling song.
November 6, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I live in the DEEP South and seeing Mamdani win New York made my heart smile so hard.
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November 6, 2025 at 12:57 PM
A thread of my nighttime ADHD thoughts to avoid doom scrolling. Feel free to add your own. This is a safe space.
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November 6, 2025 at 7:04 AM
He said he fell in love with my smile, so he does his best to see it every day.
November 2, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Listening to white people talk about how much they LOOVE the fights at hockey games is disturbing because the same people boycotted the NFL for peaceful protests.
November 2, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Can we just acknowledge that the spelling of the word "guarantee" is crazy.
October 28, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Gyyyaattt!
Meg in Dallas tonight…
October 28, 2025 at 4:31 AM
Rule #1 to having trust issues:

Never let ANYONE know how deep your trust issues REALLY are.

Except, maybe your therapist.
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October 28, 2025 at 4:29 AM
All these greedy people saying 1 mil...

I'll take a conservative $950k.
Pay off my house
Fix my mom's house
Buy reliable transportation
Pay off student loans
Hurricane loans
Maaaybe medical bills
Without exaggerating, what amount of money would fix financial problems/stresses/etc?
October 28, 2025 at 12:46 AM
LEEDLE LEEDLE LEEDLE LEE!
October 27, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Can't tell if I am experiencing body recon or if I'm not losing weight. Looking at my "progress pics" like...

#blackskyfitness
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October 27, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Legitimately thought the Steelers had assless football uniforms.
October 27, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Newborn baby soft head ahh
October 23, 2025 at 1:35 AM
SO IF YOU CARE TO FIND MEE,
LOOK TO THE KITCHEN-SIDE!
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October 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Aldi is just Save-A-Lot for people who like to shop at Sam's.
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October 22, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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Hey yall. Looking for a fur baby? Her name is Magic. She is a little over a year old, fixed, chipped, has shots. She is great with kids. Crate trained, potty trained. I'm willing to travel to find her a new home. DM for details.

This is not a scam.

#adopt #adoption #newhome #rehome #help #dog
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Its so embarrassing to be begging strangers on the internet to adopt my dog...but here I am.
#adoption #rehome #dogs #puppy #furbaby
October 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Also while we here ima let yall in on something.

Schools should be teaching phonics. Phonics is the code to being a strong reader, but they do not.

Hooked on phonics works for kids cuz it *actually* teaches u how to read.

If you have a child, get them hooked on phonics. I am SO serious.
October 22, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Hey yall. Looking for a fur baby? Her name is Magic. She is a little over a year old, fixed, chipped, has shots. She is great with kids. Crate trained, potty trained. I'm willing to travel to find her a new home. DM for details.

This is not a scam.

#adopt #adoption #newhome #rehome #help #dog
October 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM