✨✨ Schmitty WerbenjägermanTHICCsen ✨✨
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Let's see how this goes
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Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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November 30, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Let’s start an over 30 selfie thread ✨
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They probably open sis
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
They probably open sis
Every part of me is gonna be sore tomorrow but I Needed this tonight!! Y'all be nice 😬😬
November 30, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Every part of me is gonna be sore tomorrow but I Needed this tonight!! Y'all be nice 😬😬
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Smoke and Stack were both subs. Stack was a brat; Smoke was a service sub. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
November 30, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Smoke and Stack were both subs. Stack was a brat; Smoke was a service sub. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
I stood on business. It sucked but I'm proud of myself
November 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
I stood on business. It sucked but I'm proud of myself
Bah HumThug?
(Not So) Tiny Tim?
The Grinch who stole Thiccmas?
KramPUSS?
(Not So) Tiny Tim?
The Grinch who stole Thiccmas?
KramPUSS?
November 29, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Bah HumThug?
(Not So) Tiny Tim?
The Grinch who stole Thiccmas?
KramPUSS?
(Not So) Tiny Tim?
The Grinch who stole Thiccmas?
KramPUSS?
🗣️ DO YOU SEE THIS COAT?!!!
November 29, 2025 at 5:26 AM
🗣️ DO YOU SEE THIS COAT?!!!
Can't argue witchu when you're right 🤷🏾♀️
Pain is just pleasure with the volume up.
November 29, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Can't argue witchu when you're right 🤷🏾♀️
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Kinda really want a big thigh tattoo... Cause look at all that real estate
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Kinda really want a big thigh tattoo... Cause look at all that real estate
Babygirl covered my mouth while I was singing the SuperKitties theme song... So I licked her hand! It was gross but I got my damn point across!! 🤣
November 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Babygirl covered my mouth while I was singing the SuperKitties theme song... So I licked her hand! It was gross but I got my damn point across!! 🤣
This feels like a personal attack
November 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
This feels like a personal attack
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lol same & yesss! 😂😆
a man is wearing a t-shirt that says mythica
ALT: a man is wearing a t-shirt that says mythica
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November 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
lol same & yesss! 😂😆
Kid shows
DIYS/Makers
Sewing/Thrift flips
GMM
Safiya Nygaard
Horror movie endings explained (cause I'm Not gonna watch it)
Podcasts
DIYS/Makers
Sewing/Thrift flips
GMM
Safiya Nygaard
Horror movie endings explained (cause I'm Not gonna watch it)
Podcasts
let me see what’s on your youtube homepage…
what’s recommended to you?
what have you been watching?
feel like that says a lot about a person 😭
what’s recommended to you?
what have you been watching?
feel like that says a lot about a person 😭
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Kid shows
DIYS/Makers
Sewing/Thrift flips
GMM
Safiya Nygaard
Horror movie endings explained (cause I'm Not gonna watch it)
Podcasts
DIYS/Makers
Sewing/Thrift flips
GMM
Safiya Nygaard
Horror movie endings explained (cause I'm Not gonna watch it)
Podcasts
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T pain is something different, but very influential
November 28, 2025 at 10:21 PM
T pain is something different, but very influential
YN DISCO!?? 🤣🤣
NLE choppa is a wild ngga who just be doing anything 😭😭😭
November 28, 2025 at 10:43 PM
YN DISCO!?? 🤣🤣
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OP said "niggas is gender neutral" 🤗🤗
November 28, 2025 at 5:24 PM
OP said "niggas is gender neutral" 🤗🤗
Y'all made me check my weather app... They talmbout snow on Tuesday??
a cartoon of wendy from peter pan with the words internally screaming below her
ALT: a cartoon of wendy from peter pan with the words internally screaming below her
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November 28, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Y'all made me check my weather app... They talmbout snow on Tuesday??
The Target parking lot is too full for my liking... You niggas holding the line or naw??
Munsonated GIF
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November 28, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The Target parking lot is too full for my liking... You niggas holding the line or naw??
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When people get locked in for a while, they start to think they can do less. Sometimes they need a reminder that if they don't do it someone else will.
Over time, bare minimum treatment can convince someone they aren't worthy of what they aren't getting. Gradually eats at their self-esteem.
Over time, bare minimum treatment can convince someone they aren't worthy of what they aren't getting. Gradually eats at their self-esteem.
My girl right here was finna risk it ALL.
November 28, 2025 at 6:40 PM
When people get locked in for a while, they start to think they can do less. Sometimes they need a reminder that if they don't do it someone else will.
Over time, bare minimum treatment can convince someone they aren't worthy of what they aren't getting. Gradually eats at their self-esteem.
Over time, bare minimum treatment can convince someone they aren't worthy of what they aren't getting. Gradually eats at their self-esteem.
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Visual representation of what ovulation mixed with bottomless mimosas looks like
November 28, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Visual representation of what ovulation mixed with bottomless mimosas looks like
Homie's mom: Y'all want a plate?
Us: Oh it's cool, we're not staying long. We don't wanna eat and run
Homie's mom: *stares motherly*
😬😬 ... Yes ma'am. Where are the paper plates, over here??
Us: Oh it's cool, we're not staying long. We don't wanna eat and run
Homie's mom: *stares motherly*
😬😬 ... Yes ma'am. Where are the paper plates, over here??
November 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Homie's mom: Y'all want a plate?
Us: Oh it's cool, we're not staying long. We don't wanna eat and run
Homie's mom: *stares motherly*
😬😬 ... Yes ma'am. Where are the paper plates, over here??
Us: Oh it's cool, we're not staying long. We don't wanna eat and run
Homie's mom: *stares motherly*
😬😬 ... Yes ma'am. Where are the paper plates, over here??
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never met a black man named carlito in my life
skyline lore: i remember when that box chevy built chef nigga accused me of being a catfish cause i used filters 😭 had the whole skyline looking like owls that day asking “who!?”
3 months later that nigga got outted for sexually assaulting a woman and posting the pics on here 🙂↔️ what a time
3 months later that nigga got outted for sexually assaulting a woman and posting the pics on here 🙂↔️ what a time
November 28, 2025 at 5:51 PM
never met a black man named carlito in my life
🎶 And a Partridge in a Pear treeeeeee
I love working urgent care the day after a holiday. It’s always packed. So far:
Cuts from cooking
Burns from frying
2 broken noses from a fight
3 twisted ankles from backyard sports
Concussion from falling off a ladder
12 X-rays.
We opened at 8:30.
Cuts from cooking
Burns from frying
2 broken noses from a fight
3 twisted ankles from backyard sports
Concussion from falling off a ladder
12 X-rays.
We opened at 8:30.
November 28, 2025 at 6:05 PM
🎶 And a Partridge in a Pear treeeeeee