Myriam Jessier
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Myriam Jessier
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Hey ChatGPT, my pronouns are they/them.
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February 2, 2026 at 3:53 PM
I think that's the crux of the matter for me. Why the rectum? And it keeps happening!!
February 1, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Even if a Bavarian arrived with a Panzerfaust up his butt, the hospital and police would likely keep it out of the tabloids to protect the patient's dignity. That's what a quick search revealed.
February 1, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Let me check what's up with Germany
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 PM
So... The most famous one of the past few years is something similar " you see I was cleaning my collection and I fell on it"
February 1, 2026 at 3:30 PM
You left but the whole ER has to be evacuated. If that type of visitor comes on my website... Something something agentic worries for later
February 1, 2026 at 1:35 PM
So apparently it happened in the UK as well. Thank you, I needed that. People are just weird and then some of them are weird but with a world war II flavor that would most likely get them some money on only fans
February 1, 2026 at 1:26 PM
There's a lot of personal agendas you deal with when you navigate big companies. That's why I very often start by asking how people get paid. Helps me communicate better.
January 28, 2026 at 8:35 AM
Yes & no, sometimes I explain why something is important but since it can't be quantified outright, it gets discarded. Then the bad thing happens & I get asked how to fix it. I reiterate, it gets discarded again, and there's only so many cycles of this I can withstand (having one of those days)
January 22, 2026 at 12:35 PM
Just wanted to say that I did publish an article with this and a new one is coming and wanted to thank you for sharing the info.
January 21, 2026 at 3:51 PM
You're absolutely right!
January 20, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Now every time I find myself doing something too nerdy but not useful, I'll think of you at your desk, sad and disappointed.
January 20, 2026 at 8:37 AM