a good name for a racehorse would be “A Zebra That Escaped From The Zoo” because then the announcer might have to say things like “it’s Jetpack by two lengths followed by Dreamweaver… Jetpack by two lengths around the tu-… AND HERE COMES A ZEBRA THAT ESCAPED FROM THE ZOO”

Just a brutal typo on Ash Wednesday 😂

i am once again begging the Food Network to develop a TV universe around Flavortown the way NBC has with Chicago

Flavortown Med, Flavortown Fire, Flavortown PD, etc

Guy Fieri shows up in each once a season as the mayor

i will write all of them if it will help

I got the Luigi Mangione manifesto. The real one, not the forgery circulating online. www.kenklippenstein.com/p/luigis-man...

oh your neighborhood has five guys burgers? haha yeah I guess that does sound like a lot of guys