MyKindaFlower
@mykindaflower.bsky.social
Well, since I've been accused multiple times of being a cat lover by Vance's flying monkeys, it is time for me to openly admit that I do, in fact, love cats and am currently the house servant to several of the little stinkers.
Evil, stupid, and revolting; Krusty Gnome with her spackled on makeup, Kegseth oozing a trail of hair grease and spoodge, whatever the hell is going on with the bug eyed fellow who keeps stealing a plane, the canned ham masquerading as a Homan, and of course there's this little guy:
December 2, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Evil, stupid, and revolting; Krusty Gnome with her spackled on makeup, Kegseth oozing a trail of hair grease and spoodge, whatever the hell is going on with the bug eyed fellow who keeps stealing a plane, the canned ham masquerading as a Homan, and of course there's this little guy:
Well, to be fair, there are reports that Shitler does, in fact, enjoy a good set of balls in his mouth. "Who's Bubba?"
December 1, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Well, to be fair, there are reports that Shitler does, in fact, enjoy a good set of balls in his mouth. "Who's Bubba?"
The Republicans have released their plans for how we should celebrate Christmas this year:
November 18, 2025 at 8:27 PM
The Republicans have released their plans for how we should celebrate Christmas this year:
Hey MAGA, show us your 'daddy's home' slogans 🤣
November 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Hey MAGA, show us your 'daddy's home' slogans 🤣
Well, in light of what we NOW know, this MAGA merch sure seems appropriate:
November 18, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Well, in light of what we NOW know, this MAGA merch sure seems appropriate:
Tell me again about the Democrats?
November 17, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Tell me again about the Democrats?
Apparently, when Shitler's not humping the American flag, it's just left to sit in a heap on the White House lawn. MAGA patriotism, I guess?
November 17, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Apparently, when Shitler's not humping the American flag, it's just left to sit in a heap on the White House lawn. MAGA patriotism, I guess?
Has anyone else noticed that Shitler and his special little Johnson are starting to look alike? I guess pets really do start to resemble their owners.
November 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Has anyone else noticed that Shitler and his special little Johnson are starting to look alike? I guess pets really do start to resemble their owners.
This wet piece of toilet paper covered in too many sequins actually thinks that anyone with two functioning brain cells would PAY to watch him shriek into a microphone?
November 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This wet piece of toilet paper covered in too many sequins actually thinks that anyone with two functioning brain cells would PAY to watch him shriek into a microphone?
It's not surprising that Shitler loves the look of gold leafing and tacky furnishings. The dementia riddled orange clown is, himself, nothing more than a rotting turd coated in gold paint and cheap adornments.
November 8, 2025 at 5:40 PM
It's not surprising that Shitler loves the look of gold leafing and tacky furnishings. The dementia riddled orange clown is, himself, nothing more than a rotting turd coated in gold paint and cheap adornments.
Edolph Tittler and his beloved WankerTanker.
November 5, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Edolph Tittler and his beloved WankerTanker.
Well, this is the same little fella that can't seem to figure out that we, and the rest of the world, are laughing AT him, not with him so I don't expect him to have a whole lot of self-awareness. And if you think that picture is creepy, take a look at this one:
November 1, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Well, this is the same little fella that can't seem to figure out that we, and the rest of the world, are laughing AT him, not with him so I don't expect him to have a whole lot of self-awareness. And if you think that picture is creepy, take a look at this one:
Maybe they can braid each other's hair after they've 'deported' Usha?
November 1, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Maybe they can braid each other's hair after they've 'deported' Usha?
I have a feeling that the couchophile's handlers are looking to replace Usha for someone more relatable to the MAGA movement:
October 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I have a feeling that the couchophile's handlers are looking to replace Usha for someone more relatable to the MAGA movement:
He already did. That's why he pardoned these people:
October 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
He already did. That's why he pardoned these people:
Only the dimmest and dumbest qualify to be Shiter's 'goverment' elite.
October 26, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Only the dimmest and dumbest qualify to be Shiter's 'goverment' elite.
Only an absolute dipshit would take medical advice from Shitler or his beloved Temu Mengele.
October 26, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Only an absolute dipshit would take medical advice from Shitler or his beloved Temu Mengele.
Aww, bless his tiny treasonous black heart. Wait until the fragile little fellow finds out that most of us think he looks like a swine's scrotum.
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October 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Aww, bless his tiny treasonous black heart. Wait until the fragile little fellow finds out that most of us think he looks like a swine's scrotum.
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Don't let Shitler, peewee German, and the couchophile hear you say that. They'll turn Krusty Gnome loose to shoot puppies in the face.
October 25, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Don't let Shitler, peewee German, and the couchophile hear you say that. They'll turn Krusty Gnome loose to shoot puppies in the face.
I thought he was a Wet and Wild fellow?
October 24, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I thought he was a Wet and Wild fellow?
MAGA(t) says, "But but but..... BIDENNNNNN."
October 22, 2025 at 5:09 PM
MAGA(t) says, "But but but..... BIDENNNNNN."