Mye Falcone
@myefalcone.bsky.social
Writer · Satirist · Burnt-toast apologist.
For readers with emotional insurance and the courage to file a claim.
Dogs remain excellent. 🏳️🌈🚫👑🐸🌊💙
Substack (for the singed and unhinged): detritusarchive.substack.com
For readers with emotional insurance and the courage to file a claim.
Dogs remain excellent. 🏳️🌈🚫👑🐸🌊💙
Substack (for the singed and unhinged): detritusarchive.substack.com
Truly adorable and absolutely lovely! Snackies for the kitty galore!
November 25, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Truly adorable and absolutely lovely! Snackies for the kitty galore!
What an absolutely charming cat! I am entranced by his/her dewclaws. Are they as pronounced as I'm noticing, or do I have a grainy observation? Truly lovely cat!
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What an absolutely charming cat! I am entranced by his/her dewclaws. Are they as pronounced as I'm noticing, or do I have a grainy observation? Truly lovely cat!
Power can seat people together, but it can't make them America’s couple.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Power can seat people together, but it can't make them America’s couple.
TY very much @katarinakriz.bsky.social!
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
TY very much @katarinakriz.bsky.social!
We used to bet on horse races. Now the horse is democracy—pungently unsound—and everyone's selling tickets.
Kalshi proves the alt-right agenda: our elections aren't just contested, they're commodified.
Kalshi proves the alt-right agenda: our elections aren't just contested, they're commodified.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We used to bet on horse races. Now the horse is democracy—pungently unsound—and everyone's selling tickets.
Kalshi proves the alt-right agenda: our elections aren't just contested, they're commodified.
Kalshi proves the alt-right agenda: our elections aren't just contested, they're commodified.
As long as it doesn't vaccinate against Golden-age, nostalgically dreamy viruses, they'll consume anything.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
As long as it doesn't vaccinate against Golden-age, nostalgically dreamy viruses, they'll consume anything.
Doug Jones is running for Alabama Governor.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors; just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors; just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Doug Jones is running for Alabama Governor.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors; just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors; just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
Doug Jones is running for Alabama Governor.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors—just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors—just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Doug Jones is running for Alabama Governor.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors—just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors—just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
Wunderbar! Ich wünsche euch viel Wärme in Deutschland.
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Wunderbar! Ich wünsche euch viel Wärme in Deutschland.
Oh nein, das klingt richtig unangenehm—vor allem bei den Temperaturen. Hoffentlich wird es bald wieder warm bei euch.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh nein, das klingt richtig unangenehm—vor allem bei den Temperaturen. Hoffentlich wird es bald wieder warm bei euch.
Posting Fox isn’t endorsement. It’s reconnaissance.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Posting Fox isn’t endorsement. It’s reconnaissance.
9:42 AM—Minister attempts light ritual over tabby.
9:42 ¼AM—Cat launches first counter-sermon.
9:42 ½ AM—Demon remains unphased. Minister treated for mild scratches and career as Fox pundit.
9:42 ¼AM—Cat launches first counter-sermon.
9:42 ½ AM—Demon remains unphased. Minister treated for mild scratches and career as Fox pundit.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
9:42 AM—Minister attempts light ritual over tabby.
9:42 ¼AM—Cat launches first counter-sermon.
9:42 ½ AM—Demon remains unphased. Minister treated for mild scratches and career as Fox pundit.
9:42 ¼AM—Cat launches first counter-sermon.
9:42 ½ AM—Demon remains unphased. Minister treated for mild scratches and career as Fox pundit.