Mye Falcone
@myefalcone.bsky.social
Writer · Satirist · Burnt-toast apologist.
For readers with emotional insurance and the courage to file a claim.
Dogs remain excellent. 🏳️🌈🚫👑🐸🌊💙
Substack (for the singed and unhinged): detritusarchive.substack.com
For readers with emotional insurance and the courage to file a claim.
Dogs remain excellent. 🏳️🌈🚫👑🐸🌊💙
Substack (for the singed and unhinged): detritusarchive.substack.com
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What an absolutely charming cat! I am entranced by his/her dewclaws. Are they as pronounced as I'm noticing, or do I have a grainy observation? Truly lovely cat!
November 25, 2025 at 8:59 PM
What an absolutely charming cat! I am entranced by his/her dewclaws. Are they as pronounced as I'm noticing, or do I have a grainy observation? Truly lovely cat!
Tennessee isn’t just rejecting Democrats—it’s rejecting candidates with authentic voices and all their vertebrae.
Behn isn’t pre-packaged and she’s not here to coddle pawpaw or his cornflakes.
Flip the ticket.
www.newsweek.com/aftyn-behn-r...
Behn isn’t pre-packaged and she’s not here to coddle pawpaw or his cornflakes.
Flip the ticket.
www.newsweek.com/aftyn-behn-r...
Aftyn Behn revelations deal blow to Democrat hopes of winning Tennessee
Resurfaced videos of Behn, a state legislator, may prove problematic for her campaign.
www.newsweek.com
November 25, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Tennessee isn’t just rejecting Democrats—it’s rejecting candidates with authentic voices and all their vertebrae.
Behn isn’t pre-packaged and she’s not here to coddle pawpaw or his cornflakes.
Flip the ticket.
www.newsweek.com/aftyn-behn-r...
Behn isn’t pre-packaged and she’s not here to coddle pawpaw or his cornflakes.
Flip the ticket.
www.newsweek.com/aftyn-behn-r...
Power can seat people together, but it can't make them America’s couple.
November 25, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Power can seat people together, but it can't make them America’s couple.
TY very much @katarinakriz.bsky.social!
November 25, 2025 at 6:14 PM
TY very much @katarinakriz.bsky.social!
We used to bet on horse races. Now the horse is democracy—pungently unsound—and everyone's selling tickets.
Kalshi proves the alt-right agenda: our elections aren't just contested, they're commodified.
Kalshi proves the alt-right agenda: our elections aren't just contested, they're commodified.
November 25, 2025 at 6:10 PM
We used to bet on horse races. Now the horse is democracy—pungently unsound—and everyone's selling tickets.
Kalshi proves the alt-right agenda: our elections aren't just contested, they're commodified.
Kalshi proves the alt-right agenda: our elections aren't just contested, they're commodified.
As long as it doesn't vaccinate against Golden-age, nostalgically dreamy viruses, they'll consume anything.
November 25, 2025 at 5:27 PM
As long as it doesn't vaccinate against Golden-age, nostalgically dreamy viruses, they'll consume anything.
Trump Mobile: $100 deposits, no phones, “Made in USA” quietly deleted. Possibly hundreds of thousands collected. Less telecom innovation, more demonstration of how to convert kowtowing loyalty into liquid assets.
www.reuters.com/business/med...
www.reuters.com/business/med...
www.reuters.com
November 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Trump Mobile: $100 deposits, no phones, “Made in USA” quietly deleted. Possibly hundreds of thousands collected. Less telecom innovation, more demonstration of how to convert kowtowing loyalty into liquid assets.
www.reuters.com/business/med...
www.reuters.com/business/med...
We’ve seen this film before: marketed as “curbing communism at the border,” starring pink-slime journalism, propaganda, and a foreign despot conveniently cast as national security.
From Reagan’s cabinet to present day, that cautionary tale now holds office.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...?
From Reagan’s cabinet to present day, that cautionary tale now holds office.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...?
Venezuela accuses US of using ‘narco-terrorism’ allegations to justify ‘regime change’
Venezuelan group known as Cartel of the Suns designated as terrorist organization despite doubts over its existence
www.theguardian.com
November 25, 2025 at 4:45 PM
We’ve seen this film before: marketed as “curbing communism at the border,” starring pink-slime journalism, propaganda, and a foreign despot conveniently cast as national security.
From Reagan’s cabinet to present day, that cautionary tale now holds office.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...?
From Reagan’s cabinet to present day, that cautionary tale now holds office.
www.theguardian.com/world/2025/n...?
New piece in time for Turkey Day.
Fictional news. Political satire. Social absurdities rendered with Onion-level pitch and Falcone-level damage.
detritusarchive.substack.com/p/jesse-watt...
Fictional news. Political satire. Social absurdities rendered with Onion-level pitch and Falcone-level damage.
detritusarchive.substack.com/p/jesse-watt...
Jesse Watters' Parents Allow Conditional Thanksgiving Attendance
More excited for party favors than their own kid
detritusarchive.substack.com
November 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
New piece in time for Turkey Day.
Fictional news. Political satire. Social absurdities rendered with Onion-level pitch and Falcone-level damage.
detritusarchive.substack.com/p/jesse-watt...
Fictional news. Political satire. Social absurdities rendered with Onion-level pitch and Falcone-level damage.
detritusarchive.substack.com/p/jesse-watt...
November 25, 2025 at 12:58 AM
November 24, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Doug Jones is running for Alabama Governor.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors; just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors; just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Doug Jones is running for Alabama Governor.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors; just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors; just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
Doug Jones is running for Alabama Governor.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors—just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors—just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
November 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Doug Jones is running for Alabama Governor.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors—just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
No indictments, no fever, no biblical metaphors—just public service.
The state is reportedly confused but cautiously intrigued.
Hope has not been approved for widespread use—but residents are gently testing it in controlled conditions.
Wunderbar! Ich wünsche euch viel Wärme in Deutschland.
November 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Wunderbar! Ich wünsche euch viel Wärme in Deutschland.
Oh nein, das klingt richtig unangenehm—vor allem bei den Temperaturen. Hoffentlich wird es bald wieder warm bei euch.
November 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Oh nein, das klingt richtig unangenehm—vor allem bei den Temperaturen. Hoffentlich wird es bald wieder warm bei euch.
A federal judge ruled that the prosecutor, Lindsey Halligan, was improperly appointed—therefore had no lawful authority to bring the charges. Essentially wrong signature, bad outcome.
Sometimes, the most powerful motion isn’t dismissal; it’s incompetent appointments.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/p...
Sometimes, the most powerful motion isn’t dismissal; it’s incompetent appointments.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/p...
Federal judge dismisses indictments against Letitia James and James Comey, saying Lindsey Halligan appointment was unlawful | CNN Politics
A federal judge dismissed the indictments against former FBI Director James Comey and New York Attorney General Letitia James on Monday.
www.cnn.com
November 24, 2025 at 6:28 PM
A federal judge ruled that the prosecutor, Lindsey Halligan, was improperly appointed—therefore had no lawful authority to bring the charges. Essentially wrong signature, bad outcome.
Sometimes, the most powerful motion isn’t dismissal; it’s incompetent appointments.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/p...
Sometimes, the most powerful motion isn’t dismissal; it’s incompetent appointments.
www.cnn.com/2025/11/24/p...
Posting Fox isn’t endorsement. It’s reconnaissance.
November 24, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Posting Fox isn’t endorsement. It’s reconnaissance.
9:42 AM—Minister attempts light ritual over tabby.
9:42 ¼AM—Cat launches first counter-sermon.
9:42 ½ AM—Demon remains unphased. Minister treated for mild scratches and career as Fox pundit.
9:42 ¼AM—Cat launches first counter-sermon.
9:42 ½ AM—Demon remains unphased. Minister treated for mild scratches and career as Fox pundit.
November 24, 2025 at 5:38 PM
9:42 AM—Minister attempts light ritual over tabby.
9:42 ¼AM—Cat launches first counter-sermon.
9:42 ½ AM—Demon remains unphased. Minister treated for mild scratches and career as Fox pundit.
9:42 ¼AM—Cat launches first counter-sermon.
9:42 ½ AM—Demon remains unphased. Minister treated for mild scratches and career as Fox pundit.
Filed three noise complaints—one against daylight humidity.
His post received zero likes and one restraining order.
His post received zero likes and one restraining order.
November 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Filed three noise complaints—one against daylight humidity.
His post received zero likes and one restraining order.
His post received zero likes and one restraining order.
If Trump’s plan goes through, Obamacare subsidies would end for people making above roughly $109K (single). Many would be effectively priced out.
The plan doesn’t cancel your coverage—it just makes it unaffordable enough that you might cancel it yourself.
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
The plan doesn’t cancel your coverage—it just makes it unaffordable enough that you might cancel it yourself.
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
Trump’s Obamacare move blindsides conservatives
The White House is poised to propose a two-year extension of Obamacare subsidies with new limits on eligibility.
www.politico.com
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
If Trump’s plan goes through, Obamacare subsidies would end for people making above roughly $109K (single). Many would be effectively priced out.
The plan doesn’t cancel your coverage—it just makes it unaffordable enough that you might cancel it yourself.
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
The plan doesn’t cancel your coverage—it just makes it unaffordable enough that you might cancel it yourself.
www.politico.com/newsletters/...
Really sagagious and solemn quote. Love the avatar 😄
November 24, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Really sagagious and solemn quote. Love the avatar 😄
New satire piece: detritusarchive.substack.com/p/festive-ar...
Think Dorothy Parker trapped inside a Weather Channel segment written by Paul Krassner and narrated by a wistful Billy Collins. Then—
rigorously brush with palate cleanser afterwards.
Think Dorothy Parker trapped inside a Weather Channel segment written by Paul Krassner and narrated by a wistful Billy Collins. Then—
rigorously brush with palate cleanser afterwards.
Festive Artifacts, Broadcast Barometers, and the Department of Domestic Sugar
Future issues will offer insulin spikes and salt-free remorse
detritusarchive.substack.com
November 24, 2025 at 1:37 PM
New satire piece: detritusarchive.substack.com/p/festive-ar...
Think Dorothy Parker trapped inside a Weather Channel segment written by Paul Krassner and narrated by a wistful Billy Collins. Then—
rigorously brush with palate cleanser afterwards.
Think Dorothy Parker trapped inside a Weather Channel segment written by Paul Krassner and narrated by a wistful Billy Collins. Then—
rigorously brush with palate cleanser afterwards.