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Lvl 69 Wizard performing a Knowledge Meme skill check
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
Cocaine is better
With a small bit of poo
RFK Jr: I'm not scared of a germ. I used to snort cocaine off of toilet seats.
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You are now synthesizing ATP manually
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Wizard parking cop "violators will be toad"
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Elf with 400↑ in bio
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Check out the new Factually! episode with David Sirota wherever you get podcasts!

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The Hidden Plot to Legalize Corruption with David Sirota
Podcast Episode · Factually! with Adam Conover · 01/07/2026 · 1h 27m
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the first person to beat a dead horse must’ve been like wow this feels amazing
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Not getting hired because they found out that I drink soap
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The brain is not mature until you are 97 years old
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