Jesus & Mercenaries of the Multiverse
@museforhire69.bsky.social
⚠️PLEASE THINK BEFORE FOLLOWING THERE IS A MATURE WARNING & NO MINORS⚠️
(PaRoDy)
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(PaRoDy)
Ask the us anything ➡️ https://aqa.link/Multiverse_Jesus13418
“Hmmm” *gives a her a brownie* “how about now?”
December 10, 2025 at 1:14 AM
“Hmmm” *gives a her a brownie* “how about now?”
“I’m your conscience “
December 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
“I’m your conscience “
“Under mine is……….my crippling mentality”
December 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
“Under mine is……….my crippling mentality”
*slams my head as a pin is lodge into my forehead*
December 9, 2025 at 9:00 PM
*slams my head as a pin is lodge into my forehead*
*pulling out a bowl of jambalaya*
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
*pulling out a bowl of jambalaya*
“Makes good jambalaya tho”
December 8, 2025 at 10:57 PM
“Makes good jambalaya tho”
“Fuck yea!!!”
December 8, 2025 at 9:53 PM
“Fuck yea!!!”
“Gift from a water nymph”
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 PM
“Gift from a water nymph”
“I got a landshark”
December 8, 2025 at 9:01 PM
“I got a landshark”
Plus doing or writing lewd gets boring and you lose interest
December 8, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Plus doing or writing lewd gets boring and you lose interest
“Hmmm, perhaps…….” *move side to side with a derp face*
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
“Hmmm, perhaps…….” *move side to side with a derp face*
“Fuck it imma stay for while, like dayum mami”
December 8, 2025 at 3:52 AM
“Fuck it imma stay for while, like dayum mami”
*blank face in a duck costume, just floating in a pond*
December 8, 2025 at 3:44 AM
*blank face in a duck costume, just floating in a pond*
“Oh you do”
December 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
“Oh you do”
“You know in the adult industry they called them jizz shields , i couldn’t stop laughing i almost passed out”
December 8, 2025 at 1:31 AM
“You know in the adult industry they called them jizz shields , i couldn’t stop laughing i almost passed out”
*coughs up a fire ball bottle* “I cast fire ball”
December 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
*coughs up a fire ball bottle* “I cast fire ball”
*holding a sack of gifts* “it’s wizard time muta fuckas!….” *high pitched voice*
December 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
*holding a sack of gifts* “it’s wizard time muta fuckas!….” *high pitched voice*
*rolls out from the fire place*
December 7, 2025 at 5:22 PM
*rolls out from the fire place*
“I got fucked by an angel with a chainsaw strap on “
December 7, 2025 at 4:56 AM
“I got fucked by an angel with a chainsaw strap on “
“Thank you”
December 6, 2025 at 10:27 PM
“Thank you”
“Yay I get the floor”
December 6, 2025 at 8:20 PM
“Yay I get the floor”