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i get the same! but more like quarterly at least

it was a little cuter and less real when it was my grandma reading me the obits

oh wow haven't seen this since upper midwest family parties like 20 years ago, they go hard

women who date men are braver than the troops

and now they’re all drinking bud heavy with the lord 😢

stop building data centers and start financing my lifestyle again

and he's still texting you from the grave

-lawyers for the aforementioned
-lawyers for those lawyers
-administrator replacing the humanities department w "the sackler center for ai value creation"
-different president guilty of mostly the same war crimes
-trillionaire w/ nonprofit harvesting stem cells from the global south
-alan dershowitz