a 2008 onion headline foretold the contemporary global economy better than any nobel winner
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
a 2008 onion headline foretold the contemporary global economy better than any nobel winner
spicy mazeman w mushrooms tofu + bok choy 👍
November 22, 2025 at 3:19 AM
spicy mazeman w mushrooms tofu + bok choy 👍
broke: wingman
woke:
woke:
November 19, 2025 at 8:26 PM
broke: wingman
woke:
woke:
how the hell is this cost "growing" and not fully formed years ago
November 18, 2025 at 6:47 PM
how the hell is this cost "growing" and not fully formed years ago
seen several people asking how the hell larry summers thought he had a chance with her as if this photo doesn’t exist
November 18, 2025 at 2:06 AM
seen several people asking how the hell larry summers thought he had a chance with her as if this photo doesn’t exist
can we get an “oohhh did you get a box” going in the chat
November 13, 2025 at 5:38 AM
can we get an “oohhh did you get a box” going in the chat
neighbors love sardine pasta puttanesca night
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
neighbors love sardine pasta puttanesca night
about to enter stinky town
November 8, 2025 at 3:00 AM
about to enter stinky town
if half of you couldn’t even quit twitter there’s no way we’re boycotting the jeremy renner app
November 7, 2025 at 5:23 PM
if half of you couldn’t even quit twitter there’s no way we’re boycotting the jeremy renner app
they tried to say you can’t get this cozy
November 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
they tried to say you can’t get this cozy
suck it, onion de blasio
November 5, 2025 at 1:42 AM
suck it, onion de blasio
new wife type just dropped
November 4, 2025 at 1:59 AM
new wife type just dropped
not sure i’ve had palestinian food but my first foray fucked. zibdiyit gambari, spicy shrimp stew
November 3, 2025 at 4:40 AM
not sure i’ve had palestinian food but my first foray fucked. zibdiyit gambari, spicy shrimp stew
me too but you don't see them writing a whole article about it
November 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
me too but you don't see them writing a whole article about it
[wesley willis voice]
October 31, 2025 at 8:32 PM
[wesley willis voice]
watching the baseball
October 28, 2025 at 6:05 AM
watching the baseball
tried a supplement and it caused weird bruising. tried a second one and got an irregular heartbeat. third time's the charm
October 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
tried a supplement and it caused weird bruising. tried a second one and got an irregular heartbeat. third time's the charm
"but they made healthcare 4% less bad 15 years ago"
October 25, 2025 at 2:03 AM
"but they made healthcare 4% less bad 15 years ago"
doing things that materially help the working class next question
October 25, 2025 at 1:57 AM
doing things that materially help the working class next question
divorce talks hit different on the confrontationally aligned foot of the bed armchairs
October 24, 2025 at 5:08 AM
divorce talks hit different on the confrontationally aligned foot of the bed armchairs
almost criminal concentration of swag right here
October 22, 2025 at 10:49 PM
almost criminal concentration of swag right here
