Muscle Bear Matt
@musclebearmatt.com
Matt from Pittsburgh
40-something
Gym pics, Quotable quotes, Thoughts and opinions
🏡 Pittsburgh, PA
🏳️🌈🏋🏻♂️💻🎮📺📽️🍨🐕
https://musclebearmatt.com/
40-something
Gym pics, Quotable quotes, Thoughts and opinions
🏡 Pittsburgh, PA
🏳️🌈🏋🏻♂️💻🎮📺📽️🍨🐕
https://musclebearmatt.com/
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Thank you random nostalgia YouTube video about Mr. Rogers Neighborhood for planting the image of Coco the Gorilla recognizing Mr. Rogers and giving him a massive (yet gentle) hug in my head... No!!! I'm not crying! You're crying! 😭😭
January 18, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Thank you random nostalgia YouTube video about Mr. Rogers Neighborhood for planting the image of Coco the Gorilla recognizing Mr. Rogers and giving him a massive (yet gentle) hug in my head... No!!! I'm not crying! You're crying! 😭😭
The Onion hitting the nail on the head as always...
January 15, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The Onion hitting the nail on the head as always...
Today I was told that I don't look old enough to remember Dan Quayle misspelling potato. 🤣
January 12, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Today I was told that I don't look old enough to remember Dan Quayle misspelling potato. 🤣
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Panera said "No soup for you." The ciabatta dipper is supposed to come with ... you know ... a dip.
January 9, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Panera said "No soup for you." The ciabatta dipper is supposed to come with ... you know ... a dip.
Drat. I think the gym in my office building is a bit too basic for me. The search continues...
January 5, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Drat. I think the gym in my office building is a bit too basic for me. The search continues...
Most liked photo of 2025 with a grand total of 9 likes. I need to post more.
Side eye because the self timer wasn't self timing.
Also, there's an age old premise that a straight man should take it as a compliment if a gay man inadvertently hits on him. But man, let me tell you how incredibly mind bogglingly flattering it is to have straight men notice my fitness progress 💪🏻💪🏻
Also, there's an age old premise that a straight man should take it as a compliment if a gay man inadvertently hits on him. But man, let me tell you how incredibly mind bogglingly flattering it is to have straight men notice my fitness progress 💪🏻💪🏻
January 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
Most liked photo of 2025 with a grand total of 9 likes. I need to post more.
Remember kids... when labeling your Christmas photos this year use all 4 digits so that years later you don't look at the photo that says "Dec 25" and think "Yeah, but which year?"
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Remember kids... when labeling your Christmas photos this year use all 4 digits so that years later you don't look at the photo that says "Dec 25" and think "Yeah, but which year?"
The problem with writing code that processes millions of records weekly is that you have plenty of chances to encounter "one in a million" errors that you didn't anticipate... multiple times... in the same week.
November 24, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The problem with writing code that processes millions of records weekly is that you have plenty of chances to encounter "one in a million" errors that you didn't anticipate... multiple times... in the same week.
Oh look! An exciting new way to deceive anyone wanting to pay extra in between their automatic payments into not actually paying extra and staying in debt longer!
November 2, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Oh look! An exciting new way to deceive anyone wanting to pay extra in between their automatic payments into not actually paying extra and staying in debt longer!
For the longest time, when opening a new contact lens box, this perforation would never tear, and I'd end up with shreds of paperboard stringing between the two halves of the seam. So... a perfect tear is good luck... So I shall have 45 days of good luck and clear vision.
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
For the longest time, when opening a new contact lens box, this perforation would never tear, and I'd end up with shreds of paperboard stringing between the two halves of the seam. So... a perfect tear is good luck... So I shall have 45 days of good luck and clear vision.
'tis the season where the neighborhood completely and egregiously ignores everything about outdoor electrical safety in the name of temporarily putting lighting and an array of ridiculous animatronic inflatables on the lawn while simultaneously electrifying any wet grass and puddles in the area 🫠
October 26, 2025 at 2:26 PM
'tis the season where the neighborhood completely and egregiously ignores everything about outdoor electrical safety in the name of temporarily putting lighting and an array of ridiculous animatronic inflatables on the lawn while simultaneously electrifying any wet grass and puddles in the area 🫠
What a fun way to spend a Saturday night. Now hopefully my infotainment system will stop crashing every few minutes when I use my wireless dongle.
October 26, 2025 at 1:24 AM
What a fun way to spend a Saturday night. Now hopefully my infotainment system will stop crashing every few minutes when I use my wireless dongle.
It's like a Rorschach test but you can drink it afterwards.
October 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
It's like a Rorschach test but you can drink it afterwards.
... because I could.
October 22, 2025 at 3:21 AM
... because I could.
So... the fishy thing about the "government" accounts that recently showed up on BlueSky is that the usernames aren't the proper ".gov" domains for those entities, which really makes them seem unofficial or illegitimate. Also the government is shut down so who created them? This doesn't smell right.
October 18, 2025 at 7:44 PM
So... the fishy thing about the "government" accounts that recently showed up on BlueSky is that the usernames aren't the proper ".gov" domains for those entities, which really makes them seem unofficial or illegitimate. Also the government is shut down so who created them? This doesn't smell right.
I'm still against going back to the office more than the 10% that is in my job description, but those days are significantly less awful when you take your own premium keyboard and mouse to avoid using the awful "standard issue" ones provided by the company.
October 6, 2025 at 9:02 PM
I'm still against going back to the office more than the 10% that is in my job description, but those days are significantly less awful when you take your own premium keyboard and mouse to avoid using the awful "standard issue" ones provided by the company.
I just used Copilot Live to test out that Truck Thor line and it sounded genuinely amused. Either I'm funny or the AI is gaslighting me to think I am 🤔
Seriously though, why did it sound like it was holding back a chuckle? We have either arrived in the uncanny valley or we're hearing what we expect
Seriously though, why did it sound like it was holding back a chuckle? We have either arrived in the uncanny valley or we're hearing what we expect
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I just used Copilot Live to test out that Truck Thor line and it sounded genuinely amused. Either I'm funny or the AI is gaslighting me to think I am 🤔
Seriously though, why did it sound like it was holding back a chuckle? We have either arrived in the uncanny valley or we're hearing what we expect
Seriously though, why did it sound like it was holding back a chuckle? We have either arrived in the uncanny valley or we're hearing what we expect
It seems like over the last two weeks, every large truck that drives by on the busy road in front of the house seems to be picked up and shaken by the invisible hand of some mythical Truck Thor just for funsies.
September 30, 2025 at 11:58 AM
It seems like over the last two weeks, every large truck that drives by on the busy road in front of the house seems to be picked up and shaken by the invisible hand of some mythical Truck Thor just for funsies.
Metal Credit Cards: Why?
Certainly not Chase wanting theirs to be the heaviest card in my wallet for no good reason...
Certainly not Chase wanting theirs to be the heaviest card in my wallet for no good reason...
September 27, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Metal Credit Cards: Why?
Certainly not Chase wanting theirs to be the heaviest card in my wallet for no good reason...
Certainly not Chase wanting theirs to be the heaviest card in my wallet for no good reason...
I feel like I lose a few brain cells every time I hear someone say "H-T-T-P-colon-backslash-backslash..."
September 24, 2025 at 3:12 PM
I feel like I lose a few brain cells every time I hear someone say "H-T-T-P-colon-backslash-backslash..."
I need a photographer to walk around behind me saying things like "Hey, lean on your arm like that again for a second."
September 20, 2025 at 8:22 PM
I need a photographer to walk around behind me saying things like "Hey, lean on your arm like that again for a second."
Working out in an empty gym is nice unless you spent the entire day working at home by yourself and were really looking forward to at least seeing your coach. 🫠
September 18, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Working out in an empty gym is nice unless you spent the entire day working at home by yourself and were really looking forward to at least seeing your coach. 🫠
Realization: Healthcare FSAs are real-world The Price Is Right for annual out of pocket medical expenses. Get as close to the target without going over and you win a modest low-effort tax benefit. Go over and you lose ... *sad trombones* ...
September 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Realization: Healthcare FSAs are real-world The Price Is Right for annual out of pocket medical expenses. Get as close to the target without going over and you win a modest low-effort tax benefit. Go over and you lose ... *sad trombones* ...