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Murphy’s a Living Dead Girl
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Just another cyber/cosplay/musical nerd with a slight addiction to makeup. Living with nr-axSpA the best I can. Bi/Gray-Ace 🌈 Just don’t call me Sir
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The new moon is in Leo today. I’m going to tend my yard, hop in my pool, and bask in the sun. My sign calls me and I’m fighting this retrograde tooth and nail for a better start to this incoming year. Maybe I can end 35 and start 36 on a good note in a few weeks

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My baby sister would have been 32 today. Getting snowed in seems appropriate considering she used to burst into my room with giant icicles pretending to be a serial killer
January 25, 2026 at 6:46 PM
“You’re going in the out. That only works in the ass, otherwise it’s socially acceptable”
January 24, 2026 at 9:25 PM
After eating an entire jar of super chunk peanut butter in a week, the PB&J cravings have finally eased.

Unfortunately, it’s been replaced by an overwhelming need to eat specifically Panera broccoli cheddar soup a minimum of once a day 😭
January 19, 2026 at 7:11 PM
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Denmark confirms an expanded, more permanent Danish and NATO military presence in and around Greenland, beginning today. Deployments span land, sea, and air, including protection of critical infrastructure, fighter jets, and naval operations. Sweden has committed forces; other NATO allies may follow
January 14, 2026 at 7:17 PM
These low pressure systems are kicking my ass. Feels like I got hit in the side of my face with a cast iron pan. One sided migraines are no joke and now I can’t take anything to help them.
January 14, 2026 at 8:09 PM
Not getting a prenatal care appointment until nearly my second trimester is absolutely infuriating. I barely want to bring a child into this burned out husk of a world to begin with and I don’t need this fucking stress
January 9, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Holy fucking shit the neighbor is MAD at his work crew. The SCREAMING. I wish it was legible. They walked out of the back yelling and saw me getting the mail and calmed down. 😂
January 5, 2026 at 5:22 PM
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You can’t just bomb a fuckin city and kidnap a foreign leader because you decide you’re the judge, jury, and executioner of the goddamn world
January 3, 2026 at 4:13 PM
This is a very bad time to have extended forced sobriety…
January 3, 2026 at 4:42 PM
The twist that flipped my entire 2025 upside down? I’m pregnant again. And this lil bean has made me so fucking sick I’ve barely been awake for weeks.

I’m realizing now though that support is not the same as want. And I will not force someone to be a parent who does not want to be.
January 3, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I suddenly feel like a teenager again. Asking momma to take me to the store in the morning so I can buy new bras. Oh the joys of change during a family trip 🤦🏽‍♀️
December 26, 2025 at 3:34 AM
In case anyone wants to see the 60 Minutes CECOT episode that was yanked before airing here in the U.S.

Be warned, it is gut wrenchingly horrible to watch what these victims have gone through, but their stories deserve to be told

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60 Minutes Inside CECOT : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
Full video of the 60 Minutes Inside CECOT episode that CBS pulled.
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December 23, 2025 at 2:29 AM
I’m on a heating pad, under a heated blanket, eating frozen chocolate covered strawberries. wtf body
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
2025 threw me one last curveball. Go figure 🤣
December 16, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Of course the holidays hit and I run out of savings. I can’t even afford all of my bills, to get my teeth fixed, or groceries for the month, let alone anything for all the kiddos my sister abandoned years ago. I know my mom has them covered but I just feel like I’m failing at every turn.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
My ADHD officially extends to my Sandrock Builder. I ran to the Construction Junction to find out what I need to build a stable. Checked the list, walked out. And promptly forgot what I needed.

At least the NPC’s can’t judge me
November 29, 2025 at 7:18 PM
I miss actively participating in socials. I miss the friends I’ve made online. I just don’t have the energy anymore. I’ve been in an active brain flare (idk what else to call it) since last Saturday and there are times I can’t even get words out lately. I’m so tired of being poorly put together
November 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I went to my little dive bar down the street to edit for a bit . One of my fav bartenders brought me a free drink while I told her what I was working on and how the bustle of the interesting background noise was good for my focus. I love you @thesharkqueen.com for letting this be my job 💕
November 14, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Brain scan showed moderate diffuse brain dysfunction. Sleep wake cycles were normal, light test was inconclusive. No signs of seizures but these results can’t technically rule them out either.

So this test confirms what I already suspected for a year. My brain no work right. But… why?
November 12, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Do price hearing scheduled for January. Finally. But along with that is another $400 payment due… I’m never going to dig out of this
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I have my EEG tomorrow so I’m not allowed to get much sleep tonight. In all reality that won’t be too much of an issue because my PTSD buttons have been mashed repeatedly like a kid playing Mortal Kombat this past week and I’ve only gotten decent sleep when the sun is up
November 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Bruh. Trump is threatening to go to war with NIGERIA claiming Christian persecution… bitch you mean you’re mad they decided they finally didn’t want the religion of their colonizers?? FOH. I hope the ancestors thwomp his orange ass
November 1, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Ive come to the unfortunate realization that my need for peace has overriden my anger and need to force this man to atone for destroying my fucking mailbox. There are simply too many hoops to jump through. I’m going to have to start sorting out what I can sell to replace it.
October 23, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I can’t believe I just had to file a fucking police report to get Grubhub to hold their driver accountable. He backed into my mailbox. He took off. Then ADMITTED IT to customer service. PLEASE just give me a new mailbox you assholes I can’t afford this shit or the stress
October 23, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Apparently this is also happening in Frederick county. I hope they aren’t searching for seemingly single women on deeds cuz they’re gonna have a readily bad time with me
October 22, 2025 at 12:08 AM