Brian M. Milton
@munchkinstein.bsky.social
Short, rumpled Scotsman. Has a terrible pain in all the diodes down his left hand side.
Not on social media as much as he used to be but if he is, it will be occasional writing and a lot of stupid bollocks.
He/Him
https://munchkinstein.co.uk
Not on social media as much as he used to be but if he is, it will be occasional writing and a lot of stupid bollocks.
He/Him
https://munchkinstein.co.uk
Convincing you to read my short story with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(This is Spinach 419 which came out in the summer dailytomorrow.substack.com/p/spinach-41... )
(This is Spinach 419 which came out in the summer dailytomorrow.substack.com/p/spinach-41... )
November 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Convincing you to read my short story with the first sentence. Share yours if you want.
(This is Spinach 419 which came out in the summer dailytomorrow.substack.com/p/spinach-41... )
(This is Spinach 419 which came out in the summer dailytomorrow.substack.com/p/spinach-41... )
Brighton does have its moments.
November 2, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Brighton does have its moments.
Good morning, just realised the picture above the bed is of the destroyed Brighton Pier.
Welcome to the room for derelicts and the abandoned.
Welcome to the room for derelicts and the abandoned.
October 31, 2025 at 7:35 AM
Good morning, just realised the picture above the bed is of the destroyed Brighton Pier.
Welcome to the room for derelicts and the abandoned.
Welcome to the room for derelicts and the abandoned.
Had a swatch round a local holiday home. A bit much for a week by the sea, I'm thinking.
October 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Had a swatch round a local holiday home. A bit much for a week by the sea, I'm thinking.
And remember, whatever you do,
October 30, 2025 at 9:25 AM
And remember, whatever you do,
Wrote a story once about fairy cakes set in the completely made up village of Saltdean. Went for a run this morning and found it.
A bit worried I conjured it out of the air by the power of my mind.
A bit worried I conjured it out of the air by the power of my mind.
October 30, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Wrote a story once about fairy cakes set in the completely made up village of Saltdean. Went for a run this morning and found it.
A bit worried I conjured it out of the air by the power of my mind.
A bit worried I conjured it out of the air by the power of my mind.
A laptop and my inoculation against all that Englandshire I'm about to travel through.
To Brighton and #WorldFantasyCon
To Brighton and #WorldFantasyCon
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
A laptop and my inoculation against all that Englandshire I'm about to travel through.
To Brighton and #WorldFantasyCon
To Brighton and #WorldFantasyCon
Public told to stay indoors and remain calm! Police are deploying their highly trained anti-fruit squad, headed by Strawb McKenzie. Further updates at eleven.
October 22, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Public told to stay indoors and remain calm! Police are deploying their highly trained anti-fruit squad, headed by Strawb McKenzie. Further updates at eleven.
A quality night out yesterday in the dingy basement of Nice and Sleazy's to see Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan with support from Isa Gordon and Kinbrae.
Many loops, much squelchy synth noises and entertainingly distracting new town promotional videos.
Many loops, much squelchy synth noises and entertainingly distracting new town promotional videos.
October 17, 2025 at 7:15 AM
A quality night out yesterday in the dingy basement of Nice and Sleazy's to see Warrington-Runcorn New Town Development Plan with support from Isa Gordon and Kinbrae.
Many loops, much squelchy synth noises and entertainingly distracting new town promotional videos.
Many loops, much squelchy synth noises and entertainingly distracting new town promotional videos.
Arranged our covid and flu jags yesterday. Led to a shitty night of aches and limited sleep, but I did get this boss sticking plaster featuring Mr. Bump. A definite win.
October 12, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Arranged our covid and flu jags yesterday. Led to a shitty night of aches and limited sleep, but I did get this boss sticking plaster featuring Mr. Bump. A definite win.
The pint of victory has been claimed.
October 5, 2025 at 2:41 PM
The pint of victory has been claimed.
And this differs from my National Insurance Number (that I have on a card) how, exactly? After all, that's issued by the Government and I shouldn't be able to get paid for work without it.
September 26, 2025 at 2:16 PM
And this differs from my National Insurance Number (that I have on a card) how, exactly? After all, that's issued by the Government and I shouldn't be able to get paid for work without it.
Too many to choose from but based on what I could find a GIF for and because I got it in a story this year, a favourite black and white film.
September 24, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Too many to choose from but based on what I could find a GIF for and because I got it in a story this year, a favourite black and white film.
Oh dear, it's getting a bit real.
September 19, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Oh dear, it's getting a bit real.
This morning: Run to Wales in rain heavy enough to make my shoes squelch.
This afternoon: Racing to eat ice cream in the sun before it melts.
Thanks a lot, The Weather.
This afternoon: Racing to eat ice cream in the sun before it melts.
Thanks a lot, The Weather.
September 17, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This morning: Run to Wales in rain heavy enough to make my shoes squelch.
This afternoon: Racing to eat ice cream in the sun before it melts.
Thanks a lot, The Weather.
This afternoon: Racing to eat ice cream in the sun before it melts.
Thanks a lot, The Weather.
Went to Jodrell Bank today. Very disappointed no-one fell off the gantry as I'd like Peter Davison's autograph.
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
September 16, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Went to Jodrell Bank today. Very disappointed no-one fell off the gantry as I'd like Peter Davison's autograph.
#DoctorWho
#DoctorWho
Bunny Rabbits! Sharpening their scythes in preparation for the autumn mow and the surely inevitable peasant uprising.
September 1, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Bunny Rabbits! Sharpening their scythes in preparation for the autumn mow and the surely inevitable peasant uprising.
If the English will insist I take a Bank Holiday today then who am I to refuse the inevitable pub lunch?
August 25, 2025 at 12:07 PM
If the English will insist I take a Bank Holiday today then who am I to refuse the inevitable pub lunch?
How annoying, I have to separate photos and videos. Zeman wouldn't stand for that.
August 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
How annoying, I have to separate photos and videos. Zeman wouldn't stand for that.
Went to the Karel Zeman museum when I was in Prague and was like the proverbial kid in a sweet shop. Sha is now "enjoying" being shown the films with a very stoic look as I excitedly point out a technique.
August 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Went to the Karel Zeman museum when I was in Prague and was like the proverbial kid in a sweet shop. Sha is now "enjoying" being shown the films with a very stoic look as I excitedly point out a technique.
A bit on the warm side for castle bagging but certainly worth the effort.
August 13, 2025 at 1:30 PM
A bit on the warm side for castle bagging but certainly worth the effort.
Am away. Have found the Russ Abbot themed pub in Prague.
August 9, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Am away. Have found the Russ Abbot themed pub in Prague.
Morning. Doing enforced sociability this weekend in Falkirk so have some early morning Kelpies.
August 2, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Morning. Doing enforced sociability this weekend in Falkirk so have some early morning Kelpies.
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge
July 22, 2025 at 10:16 PM
More people are considering AI lovers and we shouldn't judge