Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-ee
The wolves now eat grass and the croc's up a tree
Chim chiminey, chim chiminey, chim chim cher-oo
Oh please won't you help
my bewildering zoo

I called up the vet and I asked her: 'What? Why?!"
She shrugged and she oinked and she started to fly
I then called a doctor but he was a quack
He eloped with a goose and they're not coming back
Oh please won't you help?
I'm ready to crack