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Doctor Dan
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I’m an old.
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My woman launched her first book this weekend. Beat our first week projections in 24 hours. Couldn’t be prouder.
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That family hate’s RFK and what he’s doing so much lol not one of them has held back 🤣
November 16, 2025 at 9:48 AM
Would have thrown your back out in the process
A bruh last night said he was BORN the year I CROSSED.

Almost suplexed him.
November 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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*The adulthood i was promised...*
November 16, 2025 at 2:38 AM
November 16, 2025 at 12:10 PM
….. hours
November 16, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Nah….. this can’t be her real face. Ol’ Quagmire faced cretin PAID to look like that.
Laura Loomer just returned to the US from her trip to Israel. 😳
November 15, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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Yes, sadly it is real.
November 15, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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No one should have to face such threats.

It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 15, 2025 at 7:21 PM
University of North Texas. The real know.
Where did ya’ll go to college?
November 15, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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Chicago moms and teachers created a “walking school bus” to safely escort kids to school to support parents afraid to leave their homes.

❤️‍🩹 🚌 ❤️‍🩹
November 15, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I realize that many readers here in the U.S. are currently facing severe financial distress and may not have the resources to contribute funds to recovery efforts. However, if you are reading this, you have internet access and can post or repost updates and information
November 15, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Huh.
normal things happening
November 15, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Folks just be loud and wrong
baby yall talk about black texans so gotdamn crazy. whew.
November 15, 2025 at 6:36 PM
SAAAAYYYYY
me after eating sushi from the gas station
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Jacque-Imo’s…… my body is ready.
November 15, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Pre flight drinks hit harder.
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 PM
That fastback mustang and GTO would change lives for real
These are my must haves fr, in no particular order:

87 Monte Carlo
67 Mustang Fastback
87 GNX
66 Pontiac GTO
November 15, 2025 at 5:59 PM
A whole ruckus
Tems got some COMMOTION back there...
November 15, 2025 at 5:58 PM
PITTSBURGH NUPE WENT OUT THERE AND GAVE IT TO EM! I see you Phi!
November 15, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Speaking of Wu-Tang, a new family moved into the neighborhood and put this in their yard. I’m gonna fry up a pound of Bacon and give it to them as a housewarming gift.
November 15, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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MacKenzie Scott gives $50M to Bowie State, marking her 3rd major gift to Maryland HBCUs
MacKenzie Scott donates $50M to Bowie State University
The billionaire philanthropist has given $50 million to Bowie State University, the HBCU's largest gift in school history.
buff.ly
November 15, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m just going to assume that the Au Pair was changing all the the diapers
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
"This isn't the America I know!"

Black People:
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
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Dear San Antonio, but ESPECIALLY Black San Antonio, or, anyone else who wants solid healthcare for birthing people round that way, my midwifery sib Shiphrah is launching her practice and could use your support (and a few specific items).
Shiphrah Israel
🌻 Shiphrah | Student Midwife & Doula Empowering births, one fam at a time.
planoly.store
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM