Jayde
@multicitrusmarg.bsky.social
she/her
ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon
argumentative antithetical dream girl
🩷💜🩵 | 🍃🍃🍃
tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen
ADHD eldest daughter | ex-mormon
argumentative antithetical dream girl
🩷💜🩵 | 🍃🍃🍃
tiktok & insta: jayde_hansen
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let’s go bigger picture tho on second thought:
BEJEWELED MV ➡️ opalite mv is 1200 days. SHES A CLOCK
BEJEWELED MV ➡️ opalite mv is 1200 days. SHES A CLOCK
February 5, 2026 at 3:00 AM
let’s go bigger picture tho on second thought:
BEJEWELED MV ➡️ opalite mv is 1200 days. SHES A CLOCK
BEJEWELED MV ➡️ opalite mv is 1200 days. SHES A CLOCK
"Treat a woman in such a manner ever again" OKAAAAYYY Benedict Bridgerton 👀
February 3, 2026 at 4:37 AM
"Treat a woman in such a manner ever again" OKAAAAYYY Benedict Bridgerton 👀
I feel like a bad person because a family member died and I genuinely don't feel sad. Our relationship all but disappeared after I reached adulthood and stopped going to church, so there's that, but I feel nothing and I don't know if I should be worried about that or not.
January 20, 2026 at 8:39 PM
I feel like a bad person because a family member died and I genuinely don't feel sad. Our relationship all but disappeared after I reached adulthood and stopped going to church, so there's that, but I feel nothing and I don't know if I should be worried about that or not.
Even the general public thinks Taylor and Travis are rolling out their breakup right now
January 20, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Even the general public thinks Taylor and Travis are rolling out their breakup right now
Got my tires rotated AND my oil changed before my road trip this weekend, which is maybe the most responsible I've ever been
January 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Got my tires rotated AND my oil changed before my road trip this weekend, which is maybe the most responsible I've ever been
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Newly revealed Tily pic (from 2016) in the year of our lord 2026, oh we UP
suki waterhouse shared this polaroid with taylor in her 2016 photo dump
January 16, 2026 at 7:50 AM
Newly revealed Tily pic (from 2016) in the year of our lord 2026, oh we UP
Guys a bunch of random non-swifties found this one it's weird
Taylor mentions "gold" in her songs a lot but has never mentioned "yellow" despite having references to basically every other color
That's it
That's it
January 16, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Guys a bunch of random non-swifties found this one it's weird
There was a blind item suggesting that the prenup deets were contentious and now I'm seeing "they're not rushing, neither of them has actually confirmed the June date is set in stone" type headlines
👀👀👀
👀👀👀
January 16, 2026 at 6:35 AM
There was a blind item suggesting that the prenup deets were contentious and now I'm seeing "they're not rushing, neither of them has actually confirmed the June date is set in stone" type headlines
👀👀👀
👀👀👀
Not to buck the cute Instagram trend or whatever but I actually don't miss 2016. I don't miss being an insecure, hotheaded 19-year-old. I like who I am now, in a way I never could have imagined 10 years ago.
January 16, 2026 at 6:31 AM
Not to buck the cute Instagram trend or whatever but I actually don't miss 2016. I don't miss being an insecure, hotheaded 19-year-old. I like who I am now, in a way I never could have imagined 10 years ago.
The immutable law of pharmacies is that one of the two windows will see 10 people in the same amount of time it takes the other window to see 1 person
January 16, 2026 at 12:51 AM
The immutable law of pharmacies is that one of the two windows will see 10 people in the same amount of time it takes the other window to see 1 person
Taylor mentions "gold" in her songs a lot but has never mentioned "yellow" despite having references to basically every other color
That's it
That's it
January 15, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Taylor mentions "gold" in her songs a lot but has never mentioned "yellow" despite having references to basically every other color
That's it
That's it
I auditioned for a local musical last weekend and my audition went not as well as I hoped, so I was feeling really iffy about it, BUT I just found out that I got a main cast role and I am so excited and happy!
January 15, 2026 at 4:11 PM
I auditioned for a local musical last weekend and my audition went not as well as I hoped, so I was feeling really iffy about it, BUT I just found out that I got a main cast role and I am so excited and happy!
I'm currently exiting my gaylor hyperfixation (don't worry she'll be back) and moving into the wives of Henry the 8th
January 14, 2026 at 4:10 PM
I'm currently exiting my gaylor hyperfixation (don't worry she'll be back) and moving into the wives of Henry the 8th
Let people enjoy things y'all, leave your Christmas decorations up for as long as it brings you joy and listen to "cringey" music and do whatever the fuck brings you want semblance of happiness in this difficult world
January 13, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Let people enjoy things y'all, leave your Christmas decorations up for as long as it brings you joy and listen to "cringey" music and do whatever the fuck brings you want semblance of happiness in this difficult world
Ideal sandwich -
A ciabatta roll with a portobello mushroom cap, with roasted red peppers and herbs sorta stuffed in there, then provolone cheese, and throw her under a broiler
Then add red onion, lightly dressed arugula, and some chipotle aioli
A ciabatta roll with a portobello mushroom cap, with roasted red peppers and herbs sorta stuffed in there, then provolone cheese, and throw her under a broiler
Then add red onion, lightly dressed arugula, and some chipotle aioli
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 AM
Ideal sandwich -
A ciabatta roll with a portobello mushroom cap, with roasted red peppers and herbs sorta stuffed in there, then provolone cheese, and throw her under a broiler
Then add red onion, lightly dressed arugula, and some chipotle aioli
A ciabatta roll with a portobello mushroom cap, with roasted red peppers and herbs sorta stuffed in there, then provolone cheese, and throw her under a broiler
Then add red onion, lightly dressed arugula, and some chipotle aioli
I am forever torn between organizing my bookshelf alphabetically by author's last name and organizing so it's ✨pretty✨
January 9, 2026 at 4:41 PM
I am forever torn between organizing my bookshelf alphabetically by author's last name and organizing so it's ✨pretty✨
I always see "when it happens" posts on my feed and I have to check the person's profile to see if they are talking about "when IT 💅🏳️🌈 happens" or "when the orange man bites the dust"
January 9, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I always see "when it happens" posts on my feed and I have to check the person's profile to see if they are talking about "when IT 💅🏳️🌈 happens" or "when the orange man bites the dust"
I'm not sure if this is a controversial witchcraft opinion or not, but I do not feel the need have separate herbs and spices for kitchen use and spellwork. I simply don't have the organizational capacity.
January 9, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I'm not sure if this is a controversial witchcraft opinion or not, but I do not feel the need have separate herbs and spices for kitchen use and spellwork. I simply don't have the organizational capacity.
I don't give two shits if people "destroy" thrifted/antique items they buy by painting them or whatever. It's your thing, it's your house, I don't care.
I DO get pissed when people buy them to resell at a higher price. Thrifting used to be fun and now it's weirdly competitive.
I DO get pissed when people buy them to resell at a higher price. Thrifting used to be fun and now it's weirdly competitive.
January 8, 2026 at 10:14 PM
I don't give two shits if people "destroy" thrifted/antique items they buy by painting them or whatever. It's your thing, it's your house, I don't care.
I DO get pissed when people buy them to resell at a higher price. Thrifting used to be fun and now it's weirdly competitive.
I DO get pissed when people buy them to resell at a higher price. Thrifting used to be fun and now it's weirdly competitive.
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Also Rest in Power as well. We can honor our fallen without encroaching on the memorials of WOC.
just a reminder, “say her name” is for WOC. Renee Good is a white woman, her name will be remembered.
January 8, 2026 at 3:58 PM
Also Rest in Power as well. We can honor our fallen without encroaching on the memorials of WOC.
I'm freezing to death at work, I'm literally wearing my big puffy coat at my desk
January 8, 2026 at 6:35 PM
I'm freezing to death at work, I'm literally wearing my big puffy coat at my desk
I bought period underwear and I will update you all in approximately 20 days regarding how it goes
January 6, 2026 at 9:28 PM
I bought period underwear and I will update you all in approximately 20 days regarding how it goes
Therapy today got me feeling like I need to blow up my entire life and start over (in a mostly good way)
January 6, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Therapy today got me feeling like I need to blow up my entire life and start over (in a mostly good way)
So it took all of 10 minutes to get my husband's number transferred from a Verizon account to a new T-Mobile account, but an hour on hold plus my dad's help to get my number from an EXISTING T-Mobile account
Make it make sense
Make it make sense
January 6, 2026 at 3:04 AM
So it took all of 10 minutes to get my husband's number transferred from a Verizon account to a new T-Mobile account, but an hour on hold plus my dad's help to get my number from an EXISTING T-Mobile account
Make it make sense
Make it make sense
I should have known that posting about reading was going to cause a bunch of bullshit "audiobooks aren't reading" takes to show up on my feed
January 5, 2026 at 8:05 PM
I should have known that posting about reading was going to cause a bunch of bullshit "audiobooks aren't reading" takes to show up on my feed