Maria Teresa
@mtromano.bsky.social
Friendly witch. Bronx, Italian, chihuahua lover. she/her
Ordered the wrong potatoes for the only dish I was craving so I'll have to go to the store in the morning? Help me, Yukon Golds. You're my only hope.
November 26, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Ordered the wrong potatoes for the only dish I was craving so I'll have to go to the store in the morning? Help me, Yukon Golds. You're my only hope.
My map lady warned me THREE TIMES yet here I am stuck in stubborn ass traffic.
November 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My map lady warned me THREE TIMES yet here I am stuck in stubborn ass traffic.
I'm trying to say yes to invitations before I stop getting invited to things. So invite me, I'm not exactly fun or interesting, but I'm a decent simulacram.
November 26, 2025 at 11:40 AM
I'm trying to say yes to invitations before I stop getting invited to things. So invite me, I'm not exactly fun or interesting, but I'm a decent simulacram.
I have no idea what Isaac Chotiner looks like or what his situation is, but I 100% would.
November 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
I have no idea what Isaac Chotiner looks like or what his situation is, but I 100% would.
I almost said "nobody puts baby in the corner" to my boss about me and my future here. Okay, bye, see you all on the other side.
November 24, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I almost said "nobody puts baby in the corner" to my boss about me and my future here. Okay, bye, see you all on the other side.
I've been productive once today. Can I start my 4 day weekend now ?
November 24, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I've been productive once today. Can I start my 4 day weekend now ?
I generally don't eat food in bed, but I might just have Thanksgiving in my bedroom this year.
November 24, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I generally don't eat food in bed, but I might just have Thanksgiving in my bedroom this year.
I sat on the bed to fold clothes and woke up 3 hours later.
November 23, 2025 at 11:43 PM
I sat on the bed to fold clothes and woke up 3 hours later.
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November 23, 2025 at 11:27 PM
I had an emotionally vulnerable day. Going to buy a burgundy wool coat about it.
November 23, 2025 at 8:37 PM
I had an emotionally vulnerable day. Going to buy a burgundy wool coat about it.
I'm on my fifth Sean Duffy mystery. Please save me.
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November 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I'm on my fifth Sean Duffy mystery. Please save me.
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Do I go to the good grocery store at 7am or 7pm?
November 23, 2025 at 11:26 AM
Do I go to the good grocery store at 7am or 7pm?
My dad died and I wasn't ready to take my cookie business to the next level so I took a part-time job as an admin at a small consulting company. 8 years later, I'm a healthcare consultant with a specialty in assisted living and homecare at the same company.
November 23, 2025 at 2:17 AM
My dad died and I wasn't ready to take my cookie business to the next level so I took a part-time job as an admin at a small consulting company. 8 years later, I'm a healthcare consultant with a specialty in assisted living and homecare at the same company.
A bittersweet feeling to know deep in my bones that my rainbow cookies were better than the "best" in the city but I couldn't make a go of it.
November 23, 2025 at 1:17 AM
A bittersweet feeling to know deep in my bones that my rainbow cookies were better than the "best" in the city but I couldn't make a go of it.
Sorry I'm late. I read an essay.
November 22, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Sorry I'm late. I read an essay.
A year ago, there were 2 people I will never forgive bc they told my dying sister her diet gave her cancer. I mean in the deepest grudge, spit on their grave way. There are so many more now.
November 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
A year ago, there were 2 people I will never forgive bc they told my dying sister her diet gave her cancer. I mean in the deepest grudge, spit on their grave way. There are so many more now.
That essay will mess you up. If you've lost anyone, are losing anyone, or are just a person in the world, read it but be ready to go fetal.
November 22, 2025 at 4:31 PM
That essay will mess you up. If you've lost anyone, are losing anyone, or are just a person in the world, read it but be ready to go fetal.
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Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
November 22, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Just an absolutely gutting essay by Tatiana Schlossberg, a writer, mother of two young children, and cousin of RFK Jr who is dying of leukemia.
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
www.newyorker.com/culture/the-...
I was going to do some chores before leaving the house but Pignoli is snuggled in bed with me so I must linger.
November 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
I was going to do some chores before leaving the house but Pignoli is snuggled in bed with me so I must linger.
Going to get a little lost in Brooklyn today but the goal is savory sfogliatelle.
November 22, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Going to get a little lost in Brooklyn today but the goal is savory sfogliatelle.
On the dark side of the rizz we have Olivia Nuzzi and on the light side of the rizz we have Zohran Mamdani.
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
On the dark side of the rizz we have Olivia Nuzzi and on the light side of the rizz we have Zohran Mamdani.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
All holidays are made-up.
The word's definition may be obvious, but Friendsgiving can mean different things to different people. Here are expert tips for how to celebrate it.
Friendsgiving 101: A history of the made-up holiday and how to celebrate it
The word's definition may be obvious, but Friendsgiving can mean different things to different people. Here are expert tips for how to celebrate it.
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November 21, 2025 at 9:11 PM
All holidays are made-up.
I go to bed early bc I'm mentally and physically exhausted and I'm up by 430am bc I'm mentally and physically exhausted.
November 20, 2025 at 10:30 AM
I go to bed early bc I'm mentally and physically exhausted and I'm up by 430am bc I'm mentally and physically exhausted.
I've hit the wall. So tired that I forgot what I was doing in the shower. Please only talk to me if you're asking permission to pet or braid my hair.
November 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I've hit the wall. So tired that I forgot what I was doing in the shower. Please only talk to me if you're asking permission to pet or braid my hair.