Mad Crayon
@mtnsnark.bsky.social
Profile image: picture taken from the back of my kids’ copy of “The Day the Crayons Quit” By Drew Daywalt. The crayons are my spirit animal after the last election.
I empathy hurt with you. At the tail end of a bad flair, but my ass and nostrils were unaffected and maybe the only areas that were. Reading your skeet has made me thankful and also mad for your situation. Cause fuck!
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I empathy hurt with you. At the tail end of a bad flair, but my ass and nostrils were unaffected and maybe the only areas that were. Reading your skeet has made me thankful and also mad for your situation. Cause fuck!
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Currently hiring? I am something of a little to no relevant background savant.
November 20, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Currently hiring? I am something of a little to no relevant background savant.
I love it when people have verifiable facts for this stuff right at their fingertips. I’m tired of the pseudo disinformation, either on purpose or due to lack of knowledge seeking, of all this stuff. It’s the pervasive undertone of its bad but talking around that in pleasantries for obfuscation
November 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I love it when people have verifiable facts for this stuff right at their fingertips. I’m tired of the pseudo disinformation, either on purpose or due to lack of knowledge seeking, of all this stuff. It’s the pervasive undertone of its bad but talking around that in pleasantries for obfuscation
“What’s said in the family stays in the family.” ~Paul Ryan after the gop house members finish speaking about Trump being paid by Putin. Before Trump 1.
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 AM
“What’s said in the family stays in the family.” ~Paul Ryan after the gop house members finish speaking about Trump being paid by Putin. Before Trump 1.
I demand Roman numerals! It will confuse the Nazis. Plus, a 4 digit number takes a page of script. Good writing practice for young kids.
And madrasa is really delicious. Like madrasa lentils and who can forget madrasa fish from the train sushi place next to the elementary school.
And madrasa is really delicious. Like madrasa lentils and who can forget madrasa fish from the train sushi place next to the elementary school.
November 20, 2025 at 12:31 AM
I demand Roman numerals! It will confuse the Nazis. Plus, a 4 digit number takes a page of script. Good writing practice for young kids.
And madrasa is really delicious. Like madrasa lentils and who can forget madrasa fish from the train sushi place next to the elementary school.
And madrasa is really delicious. Like madrasa lentils and who can forget madrasa fish from the train sushi place next to the elementary school.
All girls who get pregnant outside of forced marriage to someone are the “wrong” girls to them.
November 19, 2025 at 10:59 PM
All girls who get pregnant outside of forced marriage to someone are the “wrong” girls to them.
That answers my question. You meant device compatible and not software (e.g.: apps) got it.
November 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
That answers my question. You meant device compatible and not software (e.g.: apps) got it.
Make it compatible with??
November 19, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Make it compatible with??
Every time I turn it off it kills useful things that I have used for years. Many years. It’s really making me consider heading and getting a pixel to put graphene on there. Cause I don’t want ai running and I want the other tools
November 19, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Every time I turn it off it kills useful things that I have used for years. Many years. It’s really making me consider heading and getting a pixel to put graphene on there. Cause I don’t want ai running and I want the other tools
This stuff here is why I followed. Actually, it was your food takes in Montreal. Also you home cooking too
November 19, 2025 at 8:52 PM
This stuff here is why I followed. Actually, it was your food takes in Montreal. Also you home cooking too
Being a former stepchild to a lawyer, they suck. I know many kind, caring, professional lawyers and can amend this to: the vast majority of the legal profession is full of assholes.
November 19, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Being a former stepchild to a lawyer, they suck. I know many kind, caring, professional lawyers and can amend this to: the vast majority of the legal profession is full of assholes.
You know, I had to triple take this because brain kept changing the words. Well done Cap’n! 👏…..👏…..👏
November 19, 2025 at 5:44 PM
You know, I had to triple take this because brain kept changing the words. Well done Cap’n! 👏…..👏…..👏
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Eugenics is what he’s trying to say.
November 19, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Eugenics is what he’s trying to say.
Ah, you need a mashup. The unfortunate displeasure at someone’s good fortune.
Shadenglücksschmerz
Shadenglücksschmerz
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Ah, you need a mashup. The unfortunate displeasure at someone’s good fortune.
Shadenglücksschmerz
Shadenglücksschmerz
Honestly, her throwing fire hydrants at people would be less damaging to them than the hell she unleashed globally.
November 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Honestly, her throwing fire hydrants at people would be less damaging to them than the hell she unleashed globally.
There has got to be a German word that encapsulates this, an almost anti-schadenfreude. Maybe Glücksschmerz. But my German is dated and buried under years of Americanisms.
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 PM
There has got to be a German word that encapsulates this, an almost anti-schadenfreude. Maybe Glücksschmerz. But my German is dated and buried under years of Americanisms.